Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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... '.............. ' ■THE H92(0 EIKtF it k PROPOSITION XXXVN, IN SOLID GEOMETRY Emphasis on the solid Given: Gwendolyn—I love you. To prove: You love me. Construction: None necessary. Proof: (1)1 love you. (2) All the world loves a lover. (3) But I am a lover. (4) Therefore all the world loves me. (5) But you are all the world to me. (6) Therefore you love me. Q. E. D. 1. Argument makes three enemies to one friend. When either side grows warm with argument the wisest man gives over first. 2. What youth leaves, age does not forget. Advise no man to go to war or marry. Tis better to seek advice at the beginning than wait until the last. Always appear what you are and a little below it. Ashes always fly back in the face of him that throws them. Beware of little expenses a small leak will sink a ship. Of all the fools, the biggest fool is the fool that knows not he is k 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. fool. 9. A mother love—'tis fond and sweet Infinite, grand, sublime The bravest heart that ever beat, Is yours, dear mother mine. 10. Who cannot climb the mountain, must remain in the valley. 11. Never order a man to do what you are afraid to do yourself. 12. Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything. 13. Cole: Have you an opening for me? Busy boss: Yes, there is one behind you, slam it as you go out. 14. When he saw the lemon squeezer, the egg beater, the opium eater, the potato masher, Salt thought it was time to shaker. 15. What’s being worn in hats this year? Heads. What kind of fruit grows on telegraph poles? Electric currents. I saw something run across the floor without legs, what was it? 16. 17. Water. 18. He: What would you want for your birthday, dear? She: Oh, honey, something for my neck. And he sent her a cake of Palm Olive. 19. Mr. Wesle: Justi, what did you measure? Junti: The water I had in the bottle. Mr. Wesle: You should have measured the water you didn’t have in the bottle. 20. Sweet young thing in Milwaukee for the first time: I am afraid T am lost.” Conductor Mac: Are finders, keepers? 21. Hendricks is going to quit staying at Hotel Wisconsin, because it is too high. Page Two Hundred Thirty-six

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