Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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... '.............. ' ■THE H92(0 EIKtF it k PROPOSITION XXXVN, IN SOLID GEOMETRY Emphasis on the solid Given: Gwendolyn—I love you. To prove: You love me. Construction: None necessary. Proof: (1)1 love you. (2) All the world loves a lover. (3) But I am a lover. (4) Therefore all the world loves me. (5) But you are all the world to me. (6) Therefore you love me. Q. E. D. 1. Argument makes three enemies to one friend. When either side grows warm with argument the wisest man gives over first. 2. What youth leaves, age does not forget. Advise no man to go to war or marry. Tis better to seek advice at the beginning than wait until the last. Always appear what you are and a little below it. Ashes always fly back in the face of him that throws them. Beware of little expenses a small leak will sink a ship. Of all the fools, the biggest fool is the fool that knows not he is k 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. fool. 9. A mother love—'tis fond and sweet Infinite, grand, sublime The bravest heart that ever beat, Is yours, dear mother mine. 10. Who cannot climb the mountain, must remain in the valley. 11. Never order a man to do what you are afraid to do yourself. 12. Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything. 13. Cole: Have you an opening for me? Busy boss: Yes, there is one behind you, slam it as you go out. 14. When he saw the lemon squeezer, the egg beater, the opium eater, the potato masher, Salt thought it was time to shaker. 15. What’s being worn in hats this year? Heads. What kind of fruit grows on telegraph poles? Electric currents. I saw something run across the floor without legs, what was it? 16. 17. Water. 18. He: What would you want for your birthday, dear? She: Oh, honey, something for my neck. And he sent her a cake of Palm Olive. 19. Mr. Wesle: Justi, what did you measure? Junti: The water I had in the bottle. Mr. Wesle: You should have measured the water you didn’t have in the bottle. 20. Sweet young thing in Milwaukee for the first time: I am afraid T am lost.” Conductor Mac: Are finders, keepers? 21. Hendricks is going to quit staying at Hotel Wisconsin, because it is too high. Page Two Hundred Thirty-six

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. Vi M THE 102® E] There is Talbot who has bought out the Herman Aiulrac Son Electric Co. and Currie who has been superintendent of that place for several years. He was telling me the other night, however, that he is going into partner- ship with Talbot the first of next month. Then 1 asked Cole what he was doing. Well he said, Sutherland and myself have a pretty fair business here in Chicago. We bought the Illinois Chemical Works in West Chicago. Then I asked him if he knew what had become of Bauer. He said the last he had heard of him he was president of the Idaho State University. Cole also said he had received a letter from Grosso not long ago and that he had a fine position as consulting electrical engineer for the Duluth Iron Mining Incorporation. Just then Sutherland asked, Who is that fine looking gentleman over there? He looks familiar to me, but I can’t just place him. At that lie turned around and we all recognized him. It was Sussmilch, who came over and shook hands with us and we asked him what he was doing in that uniform. Well, he said. “I am making men and soldiers out of School of Engineering students.” “Oh. I sec you are the military instructor at the School of Engineering.” “Yes.” he said, ‘T can sign my name as Major Sussmilch and not feel an after effects at all. I am not the only major at school, however. There is Major Rhynard. He is my assistant.” “By the way. Major, do you know what has become of Ferrell?” “Why yes. 1 received a letter from him not long ago. He is Dean of the Boston Technical College.” “Say, Major, you remember Hendricks, don’t you? Well, he has a fine position as general sales manager for the General Electric C.o.” “Well, he always did like to talk. I expect he is a fine salesman.” “Oh yes, there is Krause and Fitzsimmons. They are in partnership in a large wholesale electrical goods house here in Chicago. At this moment one of the train callers started in singing his song. I tried to catch the names of the towns, but all I could understand was Pennsylvania train on track 4. So I told the fellows that I would leave them as that was my train.” “Have another cigar before you go,” said Nelson, so I took another cigar and shook hands with them and caught my train for home. But daddy who is this one here with such a funny name? Oh, that is William Juuti. I nearly forgot him. Listen son. do you re- member that picture show where we saw that big parade, and a man riding in a fine carriage drawn by four magnificent horses? Well that man was Juuti. He went back to his own country where a short time afterwards he was appointed by the governor general of Finland to a place in the senate. What about yourself daddy? Here is your picture. Well son there isn't much to say about myself. I guess my old nickname of Sec. will always stay with me. for I shall be promoted to secretary of the Wcstinghouse Electric Co. the first of July. BY SEC. Page Two Hundred Thirty-five

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u9A9t-XiJti x ptJpunji om ± 3t,vd uipis jng jsaduiaj aijj We thought you’d read it. boys, for great minds are always curious and delve into the hidden, unknown and ever forbidden. But was that the reason why you, oh, curious one of masculine gender, no sooner saw the prohibited notice than you deftly turned the “optomist'’ upside down? We blush to say that a great mind is not an ailment common to all your sex and the men say that girls are curiosity personified. We have heard that great minds are always curious and delve into the hidden unknown. 86 «.AINO S'lHIO HCXsL,