Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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 M y saL. -the 1920 a s?r The automatic feature of our frequency transformer and stabilizer is such that regardless of the frequency of the current entering same it always comes out 60 cycle, 25 cycle or 500 cycle according to the way you turn the dial on the case. For the purpose of protecting our idea (which is not patented, for reasons best known to the patent office), we are not showing this very unique and valuable piece of apparatus, but will leave it to the readers in- genuity and imagination to picture it, but take it from us it works! Believing now. that we have enlightened the public, and particularly the advisory council of the School of Engineering, regarding our wonderful in- vention of the age and trusting that the taxes of said people will be materially lowered by the enormous saving of coal it will make possible for our govern- ment, we inventors bid you a fond “Adios.” Signed: I. M. LOCO. Mobile. Ala. and URA NUT from Squirrelvillc. WORLD'S GREATEST ELECTRICAL INVENTION To be used by T. M. E. R. L. Co. They say there is nothing new under the sun but we disagree. Here is a NEW invention which we accredit to the brightest genius in the whole II-B clas. Certainly it is not necessary to mention his name! This invention will, without a doubt, furnish T. M. E. R. L. Co. with juice for the peak loads during the ensuing three years at least. In honor of the person who inspired the now famous inventor, this new strike of progress will be called “The Hertzian Aero-Accumulator and Energizer.” The device was designed for use entirely upon individuals who. by their constant and untiring efforts, have heated the classrooms with “hot air” dur- ing the past several months. It is a shame, we’ll admit, to deprive the classrooms of this cheap and efficient source of heat, but it is thought that since so little of said “hot air” was really absorbed by the students and faculty, this new means of utilizing the before-mentioned energy will be much more efficient than the old. The theory of it is, that when this apparatus is applied to the individuals worthy of being supplied with it, the general effect will be to reduce the amount of hot air issuing from the chasm between the jaws of the individuals. Also, since the same motion of said jaws will be made in relieving their minds as was made previously in “spilling the hot air,” this mechanical mo- tion will be used in producing air at ordinary temperatures and in a con- fined space whence it can be made to do work in a more beneficial form than was heretofore possible. This sketch of the apparatus is printed herewith with the distinct under- standing that all “copyrights” as well as copylets are withheld. (Pat. Reg. U. S. P.‘ O. (Post Office.) Explanation will be seen on the sketch. In the event you cannot read it, send it back and we will read it to you. Page One Hundred Severity

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If r- TIHE 4920 EMF ..X-----X. (0ur Alpljahrt r U “A” is for Arrowood, Arnold, and Apker None of them ever read more than a chapter. “B” for Beaver, Bauer, Bowker, and Brown; They nearly got lost in this big wicked town. “C” is for Clarence, (on Schaffer it fits) ; A man who can always depend on his wits. “D” is for Detwiller and Dixon’s fair form When he comes out arayed in a LATE uniform. “E” is for Elmer—Bartell so they say, And the Earl of Buchanan is with us to stay. “F” is for flunking, (Felton never did) Though Kientli and Shapiro are hard ones to “kid. “G” is for Greeson ; Bless his dear soul! And Gavan. whose poems from Riley they stole. “H” for Haines, Hayes, Hume and Hertz And Hendrickson, you bet! He gives us a tune on his clarinet. “I” is for interest, you’ll admit we are there, When it's up to II-B, we’re doing our share. “J” is Johnson, a good name and true; An overseas fighter; Class president too! ■ %£ “K” for Koch, Kempf. Keys, and Kohler; The first had a girl but somebody stolc’er. “L” is for Laverick and Lancaster E. F. How he would look dressed up as a chef. “M” is for Monday: “McDaniel you’r elate,” And the Dean takes on at a terrible rate. “N” is for nights, in summer so fair. Go ’round to the parks and you’ll find 11s there. “O” is for Otto, Winsinger the great. He’s got some ideas beneath his bone “plate.” “P” is for Petzold, (his mother says “Frank”) We think some day we’ll nickname him “Hank.” “Q” is for quizzes, we all so enjoy. “Oh, that again, we were but a boy!” “R” is for righteousness, not one of us has. We’re all for the Gaycty and music with “jazz.” “S” is for Smalley. On him we depend To shuffle the “pigskin” and hold down the end. “T” is for Thomas—Brookshire they say. He believes that listening, not talking, will pay. “U” for understanding, to knowledge the path. Though most of us lack it when studying “Math.” “V” is for Volta, the son-of-a-gun; He discovered the stuff that makes the “juice” run. Page One Hundred Seventy-two