Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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p k '' ski THE PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE Did it ever occur to you that a man’s life is full of temptation? He comes into the world without his consent, and goes out against his will, and the trip between is exceedingly rocky. When he is little the big girls kiss him; when he is big the little girls kiss him. If he is poor he is a bad manager; if he is rich he is dishonest. If he needs credit he cannot get it; if he is prosperous everyone wants to do him a favor. If he is in politics it is for graft, if he is out of politics he is no good to his country. If he doesn’t give to charity he is a stingy cuss; if he docs it’s for show. If he is actively religious he is a hypocrite; if he takes no interest in religion he is a hardened sinner. If he shows affection he is a soft specimen; if he cares for no one he is cold blooded. If he dies young there was a great future before him; if he lives to an old age he missed his calling. If you save money you’re a grouch; if you spend it you’re a loafer; if you get it you’re a grafter and if you don’t get it you’re a bum. So “What’s the use?” HELP WANTED First Roommate: “Say, John, would you lend me your silk shirt this eve- ning Second Roommate: “Why certainly, Jim, but why all the formality?” First Roommate: “I can’t find it.” HE LOOKED THAT WAY She: “John, do you use paint?” He: “Why no, darling.” She: “Why were your cheeks so red yesterday?” V A fa EVIDENCE SHOWS The day after the Athletic Prom, at the Auditorium last December. Charlie was stopped by a young lady he danced with the night before. Mary (showing him one of his calling cards) : “Is this your card?” Charlie: “Yes it is. Where did you get it?” Mary: “Don’t you remember the night you picked me up on Grand Avc. and took me home.” Pa LC One Hundred Fourteen

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