Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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' f k M ¥ 11920 EMF- 4, THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT. How far must a cranberry fall in order to break a safe. NOTICES Most foreigners can be detected by their fur caps. Among them are Eugene Curtis and Joseph Havlick. The ladies weekly Monday club which usually meets on Tuesdays will meet on Friday, this week, instead of Thursday. The white blackberries which are being manufactured by Brown Black Co., arc red when they are green. If you would only know, How much you would have to know In order to know, Then you would know, How little you know. Instructor: Mr. Smith, distinguish between a field rheostat and a graphite rheostat. Smith: A field rheostat sifts the ohms and is therefore called an ohm sifter. It also manufactures amperes. A graphite rheostat compresses the ohms, attracts amperes, and radiates volts. Goodn Wise sc . : Vinje, lemon juice removes freckles. “THE HARD LUCK STORY” Ain’t no use, as I can see, In sitting under a tree An’ growlin’ that your luck is bad, An’ that your life is extra sad; Your life ain’t sadder than your neighbor’s. Nor any harder are your labors; It rains on him the same as you, An’ he has work he hates to do; An’ he gets tired an’ lie gets cross, An’ he has trouble with the boss; You take his whole life through and through, Why he’s no better off than you. 5 rt Page Ninety-four

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SOME BUNCH This a class that knows a whole lot, Yes, they always hit the spot. In studying and skipping they’re always right there, They’re always in class unless on a tear. There is in this gang a man called Sabatkc, And, oh boy, what a devil amongst girls lie is. He works in the basement of the Boston Store Where lie sees many pretty girls by the score. There’s Reynolds and Schroeder, both men very brave. And are in the class to study and not to slave. But when it comes to a game of football, They’re there to win or to lick them all. The T. M. E. R. L. Co. has a young man with them Who helps take care of the distribution system. Joe Havlick is the man who does most of this work. And does it willingly and without a shirk. There is Smith, who is still working for the I-C. And gets paid for loafing by this small company. But the time he is looking for is drawing near. When perhaps he may be called some kind of an engineer Riebe, who sometimes sharks in Doc Ycaton’s math.. Is a promising young man who is following the right path. He may become an engineer or probably a mathematician. But one thing he won’t be. is a punk first class electrician. There’s Vinjc who’s been with us for a very short time, And his pleasure, is to give Sabatke a pretty good time, lie comes to our classes just once in a while. But “he should worry.” because in this class it’s the style. Fritschel, no doubt, is a pretty good hash slingcr. For this is the way he earns all his dinners. No wonder he can say. Oh Boy! I feel fine. When all he does is eats and eats all the time. Page Ninety-three

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