Milwaukee Hospital School of Nursing - Gleanings Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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he, W SCHOOL SONG M elody Wisconsin Evermore Give east and west their hospitals And boast of trainings too, In quiet beauty, silver set, Our hospital so true. Chorus- Milwaukee Hospital! Milwaukee Hospital! In quiet beauty, silver set, We hail thee evermore. We thank thee for the numerous .tasks, That help us reach our goal, For careful plans and helpful hands To guide both hand and soul. Chorus When days and years have passed away, And we have done our best, We'll spread its fame from coast to coast To prove our Training School's best. Chorus -M. L. - '28.

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LITTLE TIME-SAVERS FOR NURSES A nurse can save four minutes and one second every morning by having a boyish; one and a half minutes by squeezing out her tooth-paste the night before, two minutes and thirteen seconds by brushing her teeth on way to bath-room, three minutes by wearing pumps instead of oxfords, three minutes by wearing simple one-piece dresses, ten seconds by pinning on her collar on the way down-stairs, three minutes and six seconds adjusting her cap on her way over, seven minutes by making up her face while eatin rolls and jelly, forty-flve seconds by brushing crumbs off on way to her individual oor. All of which gives her twenty-four minutes and seventeen seconds which she can spend throughout the day, cheering and comforting her patients. Dr. O'Malley- A coarse suture please. D. Clark- Yes, Doctor. Dr. O'Malley- That's fine. D. Clarkei'lim sorry, but that's the coarsest I have. Weinholde'iThis is the operating-room department. We're ready for Dr. Lillie's hernia. Sr. Lillieeiil didn't know he had one. HausZeiiAt a movie. Usher-HWhere do you want to sit? Up front, haIf-way, or back? HausZeiiI prefer 'sitting down'-please. YES? NO? Love is such a funny thing It's something like a lizard, It winds itself around your heart And nibbles at your gizzard. Dr. Mason- Is this baby turning blue also? Kuhlow tabsentleriiOh, no, I guess it only looks that way. TeRonde irushing into the nurseryI- Is this my Buddy you're holding? The Other Sludenl-e 0h, no, this is Nobody. I gleaned a gleaning the other day In just what class I cannot say I failed to write it down with speed, So now you can't that gleaming read.

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