Milwaukee Hospital School of Nursing - Gleanings Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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,Eap ti :1 TOAST TO Here's to the Doctors . Ah-long may they claim Fame-in the eyes of their patients ' The blind, haltethe lame! A N D Here's to the Internes Hale! Hearty! And Free! SO Lord-may they help us Their goolg points to see. U T Here's to the Sisters Ah-long may they strive To help us poor nurses At their goals to arrive! A N D Here's to the Teachers- Ahelong may they live Almostt as long As the lessons they give! You don't have to be a Broadcaster To get the air! O. R. TALE Miss Brandt ............................................................................................ Instructing the Twins Good-morning-get busy, much work for today. There's cleaning, scrubbing, dubbing, no time for delay. Get the Polly and dress it-the cats from the drawer- the Benny in third room, have naught for tomorrow! You must dust, you must sweep, yes, there surely is heaps. Supplies to be made, to be packed, to be carried, so don't be so slow and much less contrary! Ah-'tis PM. All is quiet! The Ops. they are over. We'll whistle, we'll sing, and pull all the gauze. Set up rooms, cut the cotton, and review all the laws! 'Tis chapel time! Run along! The rest, dears, will keep. After chapel-go off theneand catch up with sleep. M T '28

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fmlum,xawmt THANKSGIVING Some rl'hings We Are Thankful for M.H.T.S. Studentse-AH stray P.M.'s. M. Jr-The gift of gab. Gleaning's StaffeAll contributions. Miss SchleiePerfect order in class. F. DeMasterhSleep! Sleep! Clark GirISeArt galleries. Gernand-My height. The Whole Gang-Eats from home. J. jeThe Boy Friend, a man worthy of Merit. Mrs. WestphaleThe radio. THE GREAT THREE The optimist makes a light, and a pessimist blows it out. An optimist says it can be done. A pessimist says it can't be done. A peptomist comes along and does it! Studentf:Why' is Dr. Raethke disgusted with you, Honey ? Bennett- Oh, Just because I dropped my vanity-case in class and woke them up. THE BUG-HOUSE FABLE Once upon a time not so very long ago a nurse worked over time and was given an extra hour-and didn't take it! Sleep! SAFETY PINS Why the popularity? Why the sudden cheer? Is it for their confidence which makes the pins so clear? The large, the medium, the small. They are used by people short and tall. Used on garments old and new. Used on uniforms so blue. Safety pins-a lengthy line-so often fall from a hip sublime ; for, doctors want them, nurses too-that's why we're sure to carry a few. So-here's to the safety pins, long may they strivewto ease someones conscience or some health to revive! 75

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7,41; SENIOR MEMORIES When you have If your dining hour is getting un- Sat and curled interesting, here is a menu that ought Ahd pinned and to put some color in it: F rizzed your hair For an hour Green Turtle Soup And have sat And practiced poses Red Beets In front of White Fish The mirror for anothfeir rlltfurise and h Green Pickles ave na y en 5 0t And you wait . Golden Squash Three days to et ye proofs an Cream Cheese en your own , R el ativgs cannot Chocolate Puddmg Recognize you. Lemon Sherbet Say, 'AIN'T it Heme? ! ! WHAT'S IN A NAME? Myhill-Climb itoit's not steep. Rhode-Walk awhile Weinhold-Wineoglass and 7 Koch's-Corn-plaster. Hauszojust a small cottage Lenz-Part of grandad's specs. Moe-The lawn. Newman-Modern specieowe're for 'um. Weideman-Living up to name-but in a female jacket. Dettman-Ach no! Only part Kilt! GraeberoGrab her and hold her. Pabst-Milwaukee's best beer. Wanda-The fairies' accessory. MoeckeroMeck her-do what? 0 wenodo we eat? Sookuor Forsook. Young-But oh my! MofittoLittle Miss. Hug-or a squeeze. Carpenter-That's a trade. LoefleroKlebs. De Master-of de shack! KuhlowCoo low to your baby. Kleberg-City in Ancient History. Wolf-I'm not as bad as I sound. 77