Milton Township High School - Miltonian Yearbook (Milton Center, OH)

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1927 MILTONIAN 1927 Herman has a hat and only one so he wears it over the weak end. Pk Pk Pk Pk C. G.- Did you know I always had a wonderful ear for music, Miss Mac? Miss Mac- Is that so? C. G.- Yes, at the age of two I played on the Linoleum. Pk PF Pk Ak Miss Nixon- Can you give Lineoln's Gettysburg Address? Mary L.- I thot he lived in the White House. Pk Sk ak P14 Tom K.-Gerold, why does Cal Coolidge wear striped suspenders? G. F.- I dunno, why? T. K.-t'To hold his trousers up, of course. bk Pk Pk 'lf Raymond- What's Goetting' charged with. Sheriff-'tCareless walking, your honor. He bumped into a truck and bent both fenders and a radiator? PF Pk Pk bk Carl B.- What are you looking for? A. M.+'tAmos -. C. B.-'tAmos who? A. M.- A mosquito. FF FF 44 ,F Dear Mr. Caldwell: Please excuse Eldon for being late yesterday. He slipped on the sidewalk and tore his pants. Hoping' you will do the same. His Father-C. Cox. Street guard-t'Young' man, are you going to kiss that girl? Denny, fin a dark spotj- No, sir, why? S. G.- Here then, hold my lantern. if Pk PK Verna- You,ve been out with Worse looking girls than I am, haven't you? KNO Answer? Verna- I say you've been out with worse looking' girls than I am, haven't you?'l Roth- I heard you the first time, I am just trying to think. PF Pk Pk Pk Ruby- Did you know there was once when everybody was crazy about Coony? Mildred- No, when was that? Ruby- When he was visiting an asylum.

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1927 IVIILTONIAN 1927 The cows are in the meadow The sheep are in the grass But all the simple little geese Are in the Freshmen Class. FK PF PF Pk Russ-'tWhere are you going? Howard- To the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Aslyum. Russ- What for? Howard- A couple of chaperonsf' uf Lg: 14: Irma, freading latinj-t'Boni Leges Caesaref, Howard, flistening-'tGosh! Why didn't I take Lating that's easy-'Bony legs of Caesarf PF PF Dk Goetting- VVhere is moisture found? IV. O.- In damp places. 41 PF Sr Pls Mildred- Carl had his arms around me three times last evening. Eva- My, some arm. l' PF Pk PY Physical Geography remarks: 'tOne afternoon it rained all night. A mirage right side up is a lune upside down. You will get no more rain until it rains again. 'tIt is necessary-well-because it is necessary. The poor old man was killed dead. 44 Pk Pk Pk Gone- Miss Nixon fell into the clothes basket, and as yet has not been found, altho a faint murmur can be heard, HWE wonder with whom she is chewing the rag? ri: if Pk Pk Tom Bates relatin 1' an ex erience in which while laying a Violin solo he was hit y ga , with an '? ? 'Z an egg. It was as follows, Someone threw an egg at me and as soon as it hit me, it ran I PF as X ik Now I lay me down to rest, thinking of tOI1'10l'I'OWV,S test, If I should die before I wake, I would not have the test to take. Pk ff Pk 1 H. F.- Why the deuce do I struggle with this old job? Mis M.+ Don't get discouraged, think of the mighty oak-it was once a nut.

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1927 MILTONIAN 1927 The Janitor and His Care We do not feel that our annual would be complete without mention- ing Mr. Campbell, our janitor who is near and dear to the heart of every pupil and teacher. If We desire a little job to be done quickly and Well, We are all sure to hunt for the janitor, who is always Willing and ready to lend a helping hand. THE BOARD May we at this time again express our thanks and appreciation to the school board of 1926-'27 who so carefully selected our faculty with whom they co-operated so wholeheartedly in furnishing us with our many necessities especially our Commencement and Baccalaureate Speakers. We feel that due respect must also be given our previous boards who made our building possible and to our parents and citizens of the township upon Whom the burden of taxation is placed in order to maintain such a school as we proudly own.