Milton Township High School - Miltonian Yearbook (Milton Center, OH)

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1927 IVIILTONIAN 1927 Jokes Ruby-'tDoes Irene get her nice complexion from her father or mother? Bertha- Her father! He's a druggistf' if :ii P? ik Old Gentleman, fseeing a small colored boy was having some trouble in getting away with the large melon he was trying to eatbe-'tToo much melon, isn't it, Rastus? Small Colored Boy-No, suh, boss not enough niggahf' Pk 9F 24 if Senior-HI know a girl that got a pearl out of an oysterf' Freshie- Aw, that's nothing. I know a gal that got a diamond out of a fish. P11 Dk Pk :lf Roth-t'It is reported that a certain fastidious young lady in this town kneads bread with her gloves on. Caldwell- That's nothing at all. Today we need bread with our shoes ong we need bread with our shirt ong we need bread with our pants ong and unless we eorral a few outstanding accounts on our books, we will need bread without a dogged thing on, and this town Will be a Garden of Eden this summer if collections do not improve shortly. Esther- But you will admit I have a pretty face? Oscar-'tEven a barn looks good when it's painted. 3: :iz :k lKWh61'9,S the school agoing And what's it going to do And howls it going to do it When we Seniors get thru? Dk 21 211 Miss Nixon- Do you know your lesson? Evert-'AI looked it overf' Miss Nixon- You mean you overlooked it. bk Ik :lf Edwin- Make a noise like a frog, uncle. Uncle- Why, Edwin? Edwin-t Cause everytime I ask Dad for money he says, 'Wait until Uncle croaksf' eil 232 CCall On Caldwelly Boyabus kissabus sweeta girlorum Girlabus likabus, wanta somorum Fatherbus hearabus enter parlorum Kickabus boyabus outa ladoorum Nightabus darkabus noa lamporum Climabus gatebus breechabus torum. if 24 Y Pk Buelah- Why do they call women, Amazons? Bob- Because they have such Wide mouths.

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1927 IVIILTONIAN 1927 The cows are in the meadow The sheep are in the grass But all the simple little geese Are in the Freshmen Class. FK PF PF Pk Russ-'tWhere are you going? Howard- To the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind Aslyum. Russ- What for? Howard- A couple of chaperonsf' uf Lg: 14: Irma, freading latinj-t'Boni Leges Caesaref, Howard, flistening-'tGosh! Why didn't I take Lating that's easy-'Bony legs of Caesarf PF PF Dk Goetting- VVhere is moisture found? IV. O.- In damp places. 41 PF Sr Pls Mildred- Carl had his arms around me three times last evening. Eva- My, some arm. l' PF Pk PY Physical Geography remarks: 'tOne afternoon it rained all night. A mirage right side up is a lune upside down. You will get no more rain until it rains again. 'tIt is necessary-well-because it is necessary. The poor old man was killed dead. 44 Pk Pk Pk Gone- Miss Nixon fell into the clothes basket, and as yet has not been found, altho a faint murmur can be heard, HWE wonder with whom she is chewing the rag? ri: if Pk Pk Tom Bates relatin 1' an ex erience in which while laying a Violin solo he was hit y ga , with an '? ? 'Z an egg. It was as follows, Someone threw an egg at me and as soon as it hit me, it ran I PF as X ik Now I lay me down to rest, thinking of tOI1'10l'I'OWV,S test, If I should die before I wake, I would not have the test to take. Pk ff Pk 1 H. F.- Why the deuce do I struggle with this old job? Mis M.+ Don't get discouraged, think of the mighty oak-it was once a nut.