Milton Township High School - Miltonian Yearbook (Milton Center, OH)

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1927 MILTONIAN 1927 Wanted Some one to call me, sweetheart ,,7,, A German Police Dog 77 77 Some Flashy Garters ,,,,.,, ,,,, 7 Something to Make Howard C. behave 7 Wings Like an Angel7 77 A Boyish Form and a Little Flesh ,,,, A Good Looking and Gay i'Sweet Mamma 77 A Pair of Stilts to Make Me Tall 77 7, ,,,, A Wife: Kind, Gentle, Capable of Keeping a Man More Work and Less Talking 7 ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,, 7 77 Spectacles For Eyes in Back of My Head 7 7 7 A Baby Doll--Blonde Preferred ,,,,,, ,,,,,, . 7 Many a Bruise at B. B. Practice 77 w A Good Plasterer ,,,,,,, 7 ,,,, LOST, STRAYED, OR STOLEN Short Pants-Return to Freshmen boys at once. The Old Art of Quarreling ,,,,, ,,,,,,, ,,,, 7 7 7 All our Old Jealousies and Enmities of Classmates 77 Our Junior Hardships to Become Seniors 7 7 Some Sleep, Reward to Finder ,,,,,,,, ,,,, 7 7 Many Golden Hours Never to be Returned. Sixty Precious Minutes with Sixty Seconds in it. FOR SALE OR TRADE New Kind of Apple, a Rambo ,,,,, ,,,,,,, 7 ,,,, 7 ,,,,, ,,,, 7 7 The Dreary Wintry Days With Mud7777 7 Candy, Nibbled by Mice, Still Sweet777 A Surplus of Annuals, Miltonian 77 A Grouch For a Few Smiles ,,,, ,,,,,,, ,,,, My Art of Music for Interest in a Farm777 McMasters 77Veronica 7777777Russel 77777777Nixon .Virginia 77777777Verna 7 ,,,e ,,,, T om K. 77777Her1nan M. 7 ,,,,,, 7 77Bob 777777777Goetting 77 7 ,,,, Caldwell ,,,,, Gross Miss Coots 777777School House Sophomore Class 7 ,,,,,,, Seniors 77 Juniors Roth 77Miss Mac 7 77 Mr. Campbell Mary L. 7 777Frederick 77 7777 Caldwell 7Doris

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1927 IVIILTONIAN 1927 Jokes Ruby-'tDoes Irene get her nice complexion from her father or mother? Bertha- Her father! He's a druggistf' if :ii P? ik Old Gentleman, fseeing a small colored boy was having some trouble in getting away with the large melon he was trying to eatbe-'tToo much melon, isn't it, Rastus? Small Colored Boy-No, suh, boss not enough niggahf' Pk 9F 24 if Senior-HI know a girl that got a pearl out of an oysterf' Freshie- Aw, that's nothing. I know a gal that got a diamond out of a fish. P11 Dk Pk :lf Roth-t'It is reported that a certain fastidious young lady in this town kneads bread with her gloves on. Caldwell- That's nothing at all. Today we need bread with our shoes ong we need bread with our shirt ong we need bread with our pants ong and unless we eorral a few outstanding accounts on our books, we will need bread without a dogged thing on, and this town Will be a Garden of Eden this summer if collections do not improve shortly. Esther- But you will admit I have a pretty face? Oscar-'tEven a barn looks good when it's painted. 3: :iz :k lKWh61'9,S the school agoing And what's it going to do And howls it going to do it When we Seniors get thru? Dk 21 211 Miss Nixon- Do you know your lesson? Evert-'AI looked it overf' Miss Nixon- You mean you overlooked it. bk Ik :lf Edwin- Make a noise like a frog, uncle. Uncle- Why, Edwin? Edwin-t Cause everytime I ask Dad for money he says, 'Wait until Uncle croaksf' eil 232 CCall On Caldwelly Boyabus kissabus sweeta girlorum Girlabus likabus, wanta somorum Fatherbus hearabus enter parlorum Kickabus boyabus outa ladoorum Nightabus darkabus noa lamporum Climabus gatebus breechabus torum. if 24 Y Pk Buelah- Why do they call women, Amazons? Bob- Because they have such Wide mouths.