Milo High School - Sky Rocket Yearbook (Milo, IA)

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.THE SKY, Frank: Can you keep a secret? Margaret: I'll tell the world. Frank: I said keep it. Laugh and the teacher laughs with you. Laugh and you laugh alone. The first is when it's the teacher's joke, and tthe second is when it's your own. Miss XVocdwa.rd in 10th grade History class: What were the inventions for easier means of con1munication'? Earl Hofk: Sewing machines. Gerald D.: But, I do not think I de- serve an absolute zero Miss Davitt: Neither do I, but that is the ltw.st mark I am allowed to give. Miss Woodward--Gerald D.: Who was Alcott? Alcott was a 'fellar' that starved .his childrgn on wind. Piof.: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Ji-m: At the bottom. No wonder English is hard-Wood-Words. Raymou Jacobs: I can't get this il1t0 my head. ROCKET seeoeeseseeseeeeeees Miss Woodward: I do11't see why. 'llhere's plenty of room. Did you see the Iire...escape. Does the class...r0ll . Did you hear the foot...bawl. Did the dress... suit Thelma B.: 1 thought you were taking geometry last year. Viola A.: Yes I was, but the faculty encored me. Howard Wikle: I spent n?ne hours over my Geometry last night. Miss C.: Did you'??'? Howard: 'Tes it was under my hed, Thelma B.: Doris told me that you told her that secret I told you not to tell her. Viola A.: Cat! I told 'ner not to tell you that I told ther. Thelma B.: Well, I told her I wouldn't tell you she told me, so don't tell her I did. Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. ' But still it goes to school with -her, Between two hunks of bread. ec-:seeeesee 1 9. .2 B eeeoeel

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Nelson G.: The Train, he was coming down the track. Earl H.: No, the train she was coming down the track. Raymond: You crazy Wop this was a MAIL train. J. A.: You look sweet enough to -eat. M. W.: t'I do eat, w-here shall we go? Raymond J.: Do you serve lobsters here? 12th- Dom. Science: Yes, we serve any- one, sit down right here. Mr. Bingaman: Love is like falling down stairs, you never know just how it happened. Mr. B.: Love was invented after I was a b0y'Il Fern J. UNO-! There always was love. QFern knows all about it., Miss Woodward to Henry Scott: Whats the matter with your brain. 1s it worn out? Herny: Noit is perfectly new, because I never use it. Getting Senior pictures is like pulling hens teeth, at least that is what the editor of the Skyrocket savs. Dorothyl 'iWhat are you going to do next year, Gerald? Gerald D.: Go to Shoe-College. Dorothy: Shoe-College? Where's that? Gerald D.: A little above Oxford. Miss Woodward: .'tHow avm1id.gnn.59ml- ctuate the sentence, Mary. a 'pretty girl, is walking down the street? Frank Trotter: I'd make a. dash after her. Arvetta S.: Prof 'neverhasksv gmc va quesetion that I know.' James A.: i'Really, I mean to get a head this semester. Henry G.: You have needed one long enough. The Freshie -stood on 'the :bu-rnin,g-.,deok: And as far as couldbe-eseen. The reason why .he didn't burn, Was because he was so GREEN. Miss Graham.: t'We will have an oral examination tomorrow. U Merl D.: Will it be written? Miss Clayton: What is wind? Tommy Derrough: Air in a hurry. In Sociology Class--Miss Davitt: What is the chief cause of blindness? Merle D.: The loss of one's eye sight. Miss C.: Gerald what is the cause of your tardiness? Gerald F.: Pm sorry, but the bell rang before I got here. BLUE MONDAY

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eeeeeew-vee eeeeTHE SKY ROCKET Miss Woodward in Economics Class: Merle, when would a diamond have place utility? Merle D. fblushing furiously and shift- ing uneasy in' his seatjz WhyH-why -- when I put it on. ther linger, I suppose! Miss Woodward joining in the laughter of the class, levy well, Merle, we won't embarrass' you by inquiring when your diamond will have time utility. i Miss C.: Did you ever hear of chloro- form? ' - Perry C.: Of course. 1 Miss C.: Well, don't breathe it. Mr. Bingaman, in Industrial History: What is the capital of Russia now? Gerald F.: , '1Nhirty cents. Want Ads Some machine that will lift my feet for me as I walk-Howard Notting. An alarm clock.-Fern -Jacobs. Something to do in my spare till10.- Donothy Harris. A chance to be frivolous'.--Frank Trotter. To rent a car for country driving this summer.-Lowell Q. -- Harry l. Did you hear about Per1'y's watch? WHAT PAWNEDT' No, there's a woman in the case. Perl D. to Miss Woodward' W:isn't that John Milton blind when he wrote 'Lest Paradise fParadise Lostj Mr. Binganan: You people listen with one ear and look out of t'1e window with the other. After showing that the circle is the shape of a lield which would take the least fence, Miss Clayton was asked by Tommy Derrourhz Is that why pies are made round to save crust? ' Love is like an oniong We taste it with delight, But wihen it's gone, we wonder, What ever made us bite. There a1'e meters of science, There are meters of tone. But the best of all meters, Is the meet her alone. leeeeeeeeeel 9 2 geeeeeeeeeeu