Milo High School - Breeze Yearbook (Milo, ME)

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M.H.S. COMIC CHARACTERS 20 THE BREEZE As the boat was sinking john Ricker lifted his voice to ask: Does anybody know how to pray? jerry Wibberly spoke confidently in answer: Yes captain, I dofi Good, declared john. You go ahead and pray. The rest of us will put on life-belts. We're one short. Mickey Chase: Do you know what the only thing is that can lay down on the iob and get results? Damon Carter: No, what? Mickey Chase: A chicken! T. Hersey: What on earth is this broth made from? Surely it isn't chicken broth? Miss Howard: Well, sir, it's chicken broth in its infancy. lt's made out of the water the eggs were boiled in. Miss McLaughlin: Quote a verse from scrip- ture. Arthur Hamlin: judas went out into the garden and hanged himself. Miss McLaughlin: Good, Now name us another one. Arthur Hamlin: Go thou and do likewise. Charles McSorley: Have any of your childhood dreams been realized? Mel. Kitteridge: One of them. When my mother combed my hair, I used to wish I didn't have any. Mickey Chase: Honestly, now you would never have thought this car of mine was one I had bought second-hand, would you. Max Burry: Never in my life. I thought you made it yourself. Mr. Choate: How many zones has the earth? Wayne Artus: Five. Mr. Choate: Correct. Name them. Wayne Artus: Temperate zone, intemperate, mail, no parking, and O. Phil Paul: HP. S. is so conceited, that do you know what she does? Jimmie Foss: No, what? Phil Paul: Every time she looks in the mirror, she cheers. Helen Horne: To err is human, but when the crasers wear out before the pencil, look out. PLACES OF INTEREST Stoddard Hill Daggett's Drug Store La Grange Dr. Burry's Oflice Spring Street Lyford Road Albert Street Estes Gas Station Phil Paul Mickey Chase Elaine Buck jean Gerrish Frank Bamford Tommy Horne Dan Huff Bryan Stubbs Elm Street Perry Clark Clinton Street Mr. Hersey Brownville Danny Morrill Pleasant River Road Riverside Street Old Town Dover Road Darrell Spear Charlie Richard Theresa Amero Calvin Lewis S011 Little Lulu: Nancy Comeau Dagwood: Mr. Choate Blondie: Miss Johnston Grandma: Bertha Perkins Riddles Barlow: Chester Witham Maggie: Miss Howard jiggs: Mr. Hersey Cookie: Glenda Cowing Frecklesz johnny London Myrtle: Audrey Hackett Little Miss Muffett: Sheryl King Flash Gordon: Wendell Gross The Phantom: Bryan Stubbs Steve Canyon: 'Perry Clark Ally Oop: Calvin Brown Dick Tracy: Bobby Herbest Mandrake: jackie Horne Dory: Carol Burry Dixie Dugan: Miss Cook The The The The The THE IDEAL FRESHMAN GIRL girl girl girl girl girl with the prettiest hair is Ann F oshay. with the best looking eyes is Sheryl King with the best shaped nose is Mary Heath with the best disposition is Carol Burry. with the best smile is Helen Horne.

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1oKEs Larry Morrill: I didn't catch your name. Sheila: I didn't throw it! Dick Moore: Will you lend me twenty-five cents? Darrell jay: I can't. I only have twenty cents. Dick Moore: Okay, give me the twenty cents and you can owe me a nickel. Miss johnson: Sheila how would you punctuate the sentence: Yesterday while walking down the street I saw a five dollar bill. Sheila: I think I'd make a dash after it. Lillian: What happened in 1809, Darrell Spear? 'KLincoln was born. Darrell: Lillian: What happened in 1812? Darrell: old. K'Why er . . . Lincoln was three years Harold ture? Darrell jay: A fish, from the time my father catches it until he tells about it at our next party. : Whatls the fastest growing thing in na- 73 Mr. Hussey: How would you divide 'two oranges among three children? Larry Morrill: Make orange-ade. joan Mayo: Con way home? Am I walking too fast, Helen? Helen Horne: No, but I am! Dearle Ingerson: Do you think my piano playing has improved? Betty Richardson: Of course. Haven't you no- ticed that Ilve stopped holding my ears when you play? Miss Johnson: Haven't you finished washing the blackboards yet? Dick Moore: 'lNo Ma'am. Seems the more I wash, the blacker they get. Francis Cross: f'What's drawing the crowd down at Karp's Clothing Store? Clayton Royal: He said he'd give each customer a cigarette lighter and a coat hanger. Francis: Is he really doing it? Clayton: He's giving a match and a nail. Douglass Russell: HI certainly don't like all these flies! Helen Horne: You pick out the ones you like and I'll kill the rest. Miss johnson: Who can make a sentence with gruesome in it? Richard Pearce: The man stopped shaving and grew some whiskers. Mr. Hussey: What's the idea of having that cross-eyed teacher for study hall? Mr. Choate: 'KWell, look at him can you tell 'who he is watching? Stacey Lampher: '4Speeding, eh? How many times have you been before me? Bryan Stubbs: Never, your Honor. I have tried ' to pass you on the road once or twice but my car will do only fifty-five. Mr. Bragdon: I don't want any callers this afternoon, said Mr. Bragdon to Miss Cook. If they say their business is important, tell them that's what they all say. That afternoon a lady called and insisted on see- ing him. just I am his wife. she exclaimed. That's what they all say,'l said Miss Cook. Clifford jay: 'LI got into a fight last week, and a man kicked me in the synagogue. Wilbur Nichols: Where is the synagogue? Clifford Joy: In the temple? Mrs. Bragdon: f'Don't you think that a man has more sense after he is married? Mr. Bragdon: Yes, but it's too late then. Tommy Horne was so proud of his play as a golfer that he wanted to show off, so he in- vited his teacher Mr. Hussey to watch him. As he started off for the first tee, he said to his opponent: Fm particularly anxious to make a terrific drive. That's my teacher over there. Sorry, Tom, said Norm Leonard, but you canlt expect to hit him at two hundred yards. Mrs. Grinnell: 'ADidn't I tell you not to go out with perfect strangers? Charlene Grinnell: But mother, he isn't perfect.

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SENIOR STATISTICS Name Highest Ambition Favorite Expression Favorite Pastime Pet Peeve Marlene Trickey To graduate Man O' Man Dancing School Flora Brown Guess! Now isnlt that clever Going to Monson Havenlt got any Merle Littlefield To graduate Howdy Sleeping Charlene Grinnell Corinne Robichaud To graduate For corn sakes Dancing Food Gail Van Dyne Ambition? I guess maybe Making eyes Tattletales Isabelle Newman Dorothy Angove Laura Robichaud Glenda Cowing Edna Clark Georgia Bamford Bertha Perkins Charlene Kelley Clifford jay Wilbur Nichols Charles Sleeper Mickey Chase Carl Hoskins Bryan Stubbs Rodney Perry jimmie Foss Jackie Horne Wayne Haley Arthur Hamlin Robert Hall Perry Clark Wayne Artus Phil Paul Billy Dean Morton Hamlin Bobby Herbest Damon Carter Frank Perkins Meredith Grant Robert Russell Delbert Rideout To be a.Wave To be Mrs. Ireland Receiving a diploma To marry a millionaire To get out of high school To get married To get a diploma To be an R. N. To travel To graduate To be a success To graduate To graduate To graduate To join the service To get a diploma To get a good job To win at Kelly Have 31,000,000 left to me To be a successful marine You name it To be a better president To graduate To graduate To graduate from college To get out of school To graduate from high school To own a store Getting out of school and vacationing To graduate To get a diploma Oh, no! Oh, bull Well now, I guess probably Censored Oh, jumping up Moses I don't care Don't feed me that Really? Heck Censored Oh, yeah No kiddin Cripe Oh come on I don't know Don't know do ya Pizzar Thatls my pill Who pulled your chair Pretty good cheese What a life without a wife Good deal Censored I say little girl Oh, no Oh, nuts After all Think so, Huh? , Gee whiz, Holy cow Guess so What? Haven't any Parties Dancing Dancing Riding in Mercuries Dancing and meeting new boys Planning a trip with Charlene Planning a trip with Bertha Movies Hunting and fishing Hunting Basketball Eating Going to Gouldsboro Sleeping Hotroding Eating Kelly Riding on back roads with my jeep Eating Guess French Stoddard Hill Bradford Dances Playing sports Skipping school Drinking coffee at Dot's restaurant Working Sleeping and playing monopoly Watching basketball games Guess-F Haven't any. Patti Sturtevant Senior boys Patti Sturtevant Patti Sturtevant Patti Sturtevant To be called Grammie Gossips Snobs Giggling and gossips Teachers People Bobby Hall U. S. History Questions Women Teachers Boston fans Plastic windows Getting up in the morning Movies Tardy detentions School work Wayne Haley U. S. History Foolish girls Advertising in movies Nosey people Bobby Hall Haven't any Getting up in the morning