Milo High School - Breeze Yearbook (Milo, ME)

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1oKEs Larry Morrill: I didn't catch your name. Sheila: I didn't throw it! Dick Moore: Will you lend me twenty-five cents? Darrell jay: I can't. I only have twenty cents. Dick Moore: Okay, give me the twenty cents and you can owe me a nickel. Miss johnson: Sheila how would you punctuate the sentence: Yesterday while walking down the street I saw a five dollar bill. Sheila: I think I'd make a dash after it. Lillian: What happened in 1809, Darrell Spear? 'KLincoln was born. Darrell: Lillian: What happened in 1812? Darrell: old. K'Why er . . . Lincoln was three years Harold ture? Darrell jay: A fish, from the time my father catches it until he tells about it at our next party. : Whatls the fastest growing thing in na- 73 Mr. Hussey: How would you divide 'two oranges among three children? Larry Morrill: Make orange-ade. joan Mayo: Con way home? Am I walking too fast, Helen? Helen Horne: No, but I am! Dearle Ingerson: Do you think my piano playing has improved? Betty Richardson: Of course. Haven't you no- ticed that Ilve stopped holding my ears when you play? Miss Johnson: Haven't you finished washing the blackboards yet? Dick Moore: 'lNo Ma'am. Seems the more I wash, the blacker they get. Francis Cross: f'What's drawing the crowd down at Karp's Clothing Store? Clayton Royal: He said he'd give each customer a cigarette lighter and a coat hanger. Francis: Is he really doing it? Clayton: He's giving a match and a nail. Douglass Russell: HI certainly don't like all these flies! Helen Horne: You pick out the ones you like and I'll kill the rest. Miss johnson: Who can make a sentence with gruesome in it? Richard Pearce: The man stopped shaving and grew some whiskers. Mr. Hussey: What's the idea of having that cross-eyed teacher for study hall? Mr. Choate: 'KWell, look at him can you tell 'who he is watching? Stacey Lampher: '4Speeding, eh? How many times have you been before me? Bryan Stubbs: Never, your Honor. I have tried ' to pass you on the road once or twice but my car will do only fifty-five. Mr. Bragdon: I don't want any callers this afternoon, said Mr. Bragdon to Miss Cook. If they say their business is important, tell them that's what they all say. That afternoon a lady called and insisted on see- ing him. just I am his wife. she exclaimed. That's what they all say,'l said Miss Cook. Clifford jay: 'LI got into a fight last week, and a man kicked me in the synagogue. Wilbur Nichols: Where is the synagogue? Clifford Joy: In the temple? Mrs. Bragdon: f'Don't you think that a man has more sense after he is married? Mr. Bragdon: Yes, but it's too late then. Tommy Horne was so proud of his play as a golfer that he wanted to show off, so he in- vited his teacher Mr. Hussey to watch him. As he started off for the first tee, he said to his opponent: Fm particularly anxious to make a terrific drive. That's my teacher over there. Sorry, Tom, said Norm Leonard, but you canlt expect to hit him at two hundred yards. Mrs. Grinnell: 'ADidn't I tell you not to go out with perfect strangers? Charlene Grinnell: But mother, he isn't perfect.

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18 THE BREEZE THE SOLDIER Over there amid the mud, the dirt and the slime A soldier stands with gun in hand, His mind alert, though filled with fear, For every tree, every bend, every slope Holds some unknown hidden danger. His heart is heavy, he thinks of home His Mom, his Dad, his sweetheart and friends. Then suddenly through the thunder of shells And the drone of planes, a stabbing pain. He gave his life that we might be free. Flora Brown FLOOD TIME First comes the wind, Then a little rain, The rivers rise high, And the land is in vain. The roots of the trees Are eaten slowly away. And the channel of the river Serves as a slough way The water becomes higher, lt Hows in no certain way, It crosses the land all about, And journeys on day after day. Now the rain has stopped, The rivers are going down, The land has new top soil But there is destruction. jack Horne MY PUPPY The wind blew back my puppy's ears, And filled his tiny eyes with tears. It blew his curly hair back straight And turned his whiskers into figure eight. It blew his tail out long and slim And made him look so awful thin. But through the tears in his big brown eyes, He faced the wind with mild surprise. He loved to sit there on the street And look at all the people's feet. He couldn't understand, no doubt, Why they all seemed to run about. They turned their backs, and closed their eyes, WVhile he watched them with great surprise. Why did they look where they had been, When he so loved to face the wind? Charlene Kelley SNOW The snow is gently falling. As it lights upon the ground A blanket of white is seen. Everything is covered all around. A footprint here, another there, Children on their way to and fro, Lightly covered with Hakes of white As they are playing in the snow. A drift is seen which we must wade, Like the drifts of life now left behind, And the many drifts yet to come. Though deep they'Il be, a way we'll find. Gail Van Dyne

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M.H.S. COMIC CHARACTERS 20 THE BREEZE As the boat was sinking john Ricker lifted his voice to ask: Does anybody know how to pray? jerry Wibberly spoke confidently in answer: Yes captain, I dofi Good, declared john. You go ahead and pray. The rest of us will put on life-belts. We're one short. Mickey Chase: Do you know what the only thing is that can lay down on the iob and get results? Damon Carter: No, what? Mickey Chase: A chicken! T. Hersey: What on earth is this broth made from? Surely it isn't chicken broth? Miss Howard: Well, sir, it's chicken broth in its infancy. lt's made out of the water the eggs were boiled in. Miss McLaughlin: Quote a verse from scrip- ture. Arthur Hamlin: judas went out into the garden and hanged himself. Miss McLaughlin: Good, Now name us another one. Arthur Hamlin: Go thou and do likewise. Charles McSorley: Have any of your childhood dreams been realized? Mel. Kitteridge: One of them. When my mother combed my hair, I used to wish I didn't have any. Mickey Chase: Honestly, now you would never have thought this car of mine was one I had bought second-hand, would you. Max Burry: Never in my life. I thought you made it yourself. Mr. Choate: How many zones has the earth? Wayne Artus: Five. Mr. Choate: Correct. Name them. Wayne Artus: Temperate zone, intemperate, mail, no parking, and O. Phil Paul: HP. S. is so conceited, that do you know what she does? Jimmie Foss: No, what? Phil Paul: Every time she looks in the mirror, she cheers. Helen Horne: To err is human, but when the crasers wear out before the pencil, look out. PLACES OF INTEREST Stoddard Hill Daggett's Drug Store La Grange Dr. Burry's Oflice Spring Street Lyford Road Albert Street Estes Gas Station Phil Paul Mickey Chase Elaine Buck jean Gerrish Frank Bamford Tommy Horne Dan Huff Bryan Stubbs Elm Street Perry Clark Clinton Street Mr. Hersey Brownville Danny Morrill Pleasant River Road Riverside Street Old Town Dover Road Darrell Spear Charlie Richard Theresa Amero Calvin Lewis S011 Little Lulu: Nancy Comeau Dagwood: Mr. Choate Blondie: Miss Johnston Grandma: Bertha Perkins Riddles Barlow: Chester Witham Maggie: Miss Howard jiggs: Mr. Hersey Cookie: Glenda Cowing Frecklesz johnny London Myrtle: Audrey Hackett Little Miss Muffett: Sheryl King Flash Gordon: Wendell Gross The Phantom: Bryan Stubbs Steve Canyon: 'Perry Clark Ally Oop: Calvin Brown Dick Tracy: Bobby Herbest Mandrake: jackie Horne Dory: Carol Burry Dixie Dugan: Miss Cook The The The The The THE IDEAL FRESHMAN GIRL girl girl girl girl girl with the prettiest hair is Ann F oshay. with the best looking eyes is Sheryl King with the best shaped nose is Mary Heath with the best disposition is Carol Burry. with the best smile is Helen Horne.