Milne School - Bricks and Ivy Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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X GZQ44 Wd! VVE, THE CLAss OF 1944, being of sound body, but not so sound a mind, do declare this to be our last will and testament. We hereby bequeath our most cherished possessions as follows: To Margie Norton we leave Ioyce Stanton's ability to get up in this world. VVe leave Chuck Hopkins' curly hair to all girls wanting a permanent Permanent. To Barbara Richardson we leave Pat Peter- son's sportmanship and techniques, to go with her athletic prowess. Ieanette Price has always admired Luba Goldberg's eyebrows, so we therefore leave them for her. We leave Corny Heidenreich's and George Myers' combined ability on the drums to Art Krouse. To the choir, so that they will not forget us, we leave the golden voices of Felita Schain and Melissa Engle. NVe leave the well-worn chairs in Dr. Fred- erick's office recently vacated to the sopho- more girls. We leave Al Bingham's headaches as presi- dent of the senior class to his successor. To Herb Lucas we leave Tom Dyer's desire to live. XVe leave Dutch Ball's athletic ability and good humor to his brothers, Pete and George. To Miss Conklin and Miss Wheeling we leave more students with the love and devo- tion for English that Bob Beckett has always carried in his heart. We leave Sandy Bookstein's journalistic ability and his eternal question, Is your as- signment in? to future C and W editors. We leave Arnie Baskin's love and ability of a good long speech to the campaign managers in the coming elections. To Miss Wells we leave a few students brave enough to tackle Latin IV with the ability of Edwina Lucke. We leave the records made by Lenny Iones IZS and Kenny Stephenson to future Student Coun- cil presidents. To brighten any gloomy day we leave the continual antics of Mari- lyn Bates with the con- tinual Iaughter of Betty Gallup. We leave one booth in Eddie's to Keith Hansen. VVhat would it be like if there wasn't a Hansen in Eddie's every day until g o'clock? To the Advanced Dramatic Club we leave Elinor Yaguda's love of the drama. We leave Sue Hoyt's eloquence of speech to Serge Siniapkin but on second thought he really doesn't need it. VVe leave the notorious Friday nights of Narice, Angela, Norma, Ruth, Betty, Anna lane and Betty Lou to the T.N.T.'s of Milne. We leave a pair like Mona Delehant and lane Spatz, Mona who tells it all and Ianie who believes it all, to amuse the crowd. We leave Betty Baskin's friendliness to those who cherish long friends. We leave Paul Distlehurst's and Iack Painc's uproarious laughter to the drill Milne classes. To Dr. Henrickson we leave another boy like Ed Ketler to run the projectors with such a strong arm. To Lois Prescott we leave Ioyce Knapp's bustling efficiency to help with the yearbook and whatever else she takes on. We leave the petitness of Pat Goticr, Inez Warshaw, and Wilma French counteractcd by the ability to be both seen and heard, to the smallest of seventh graders. We leave Bill Baker's mental genius to Chuck Terry. We leave the unusual dignity of Ioanne Scott, Iackie Bovee, and Ruth Porth to the lunch eaters in the cafeteria. We were going to leave lean Figarsky's wit to the underclassmen, but she might like to take it with her. We leave Ianice O'Connell's endurance in holding off the senior boys to Sally Duncan. JP? pafe 72

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01.244 Pwphwff W Ianie is a radio announcer on the Grapefruit program. Shy when she started, she has en- tirely overcome her Mike fright now. W Pete is Milne's new gym teacher and has the smaller kiddies lie under the sun lamps every day so they can be sunburned in the middle of winter as she often was. Pete advises, however, not to fall asleep under one. WFig, the glamour girl of the art room, is fol- lowing Varga around putting skirts on all of those luscious legs. W Bing, the HB. T. O. of our class works hard at collecting small girls. He takes them out for rides in his Chevy. Of course, they have to bring a friend for his friend, Bob. They still haven't separated. W Corny is knocking the little white balls into the holes on 72 strokes and less. He is up with the pros. If he could only sing he'd put Bing Crosby way in the shade. W Al now builds real airplanes instead of models. That course is aeronautics, which Mr. Fullager taught, came in handy, didn't it? W Colden-voiced Mel helps Bing Crosby, Ir., on the Kraft Music Hall. The program goes under the name of Bauered Time. WSlim lim can be heard' daily warbling over WTRY. Iim's sponsor is a well-known vitamin ill. P W Billy is chief e1.gineer on the construction of the new f'Roxy theater. Bill always had a good mind for figures. W After five years of sad-sacking, Bill Clerk has finally decided to make a career of the navy. He expects to spend all his time painting pic- tures on the 'fheads of all the ships in the U. S. Navy. WA. I., better known as the yes girl likes liv- ing on a farm. She spends her nights commut- ing from the farm to the airport, where thc red airplanes go Buzzing around. WSliortie is now the owner of an exclusive tavern known as Short-beer's Bar, catering to men only, Shortie's motto is, We never spike the punch. W Efficiency expert Ioyce Knapp publishes her own newspaper. On the side, she runs a small bookstore to keep her nerves steady. IZ7 Wl-Iutcli is that slick- chick who takes those snappy candid camera shots of the under- world in action. Iohn hates gory things, so he shuts, his eyes and snaps the lever. , WTO whiten and If brighten the teeth, use I - 'Inez's Secret Formula. f It really works wonders A ' -look at lnky's ivories. ' ' ' WLucke's lovely lunatic Latin classes are now the proud examples of perfection. She believes in starting young, by that we mean the seventh grade. Therefore students are fortunate enough to be able to complete six years of the classic language. W Lenny Iones was seen flying about in his heli- copter. He is in such demand for church ser- vices and weddings he flies from church. If you are still single, call Lenny. He'll tie you up. WSue Hoyt is now living comfortably in thc Drake dugout. Baby Suzanne, like mamma, is starting young to attract the boys. Of course we mean her handsome young brothers. W Bert Freidman is running a close second to Einstein. His mathematical theories are really quite something, but, then, they always were when he was at Milne. W Although Ruth was always a quiet girl, dras- tic changes have taken place. The Brooklyn Dodgers have something new in the way of an umpire-Ruth Portli. W Kitten can now be seen on the cover of this month's Police Gazette. We knew you would never be a secretary, as it would leave no time for Ball games. W Iackie Bovee likes being a housewife because she has one of those simply out of this world houses. No manual labor is necessary. WMona of the beautiful eyes owns her own store now. It is dedicated exclusively to men's furnishings. Now Mona has more sports' jackets than she knows what to do with. W Nancy has finally succeeded Dr. Frederick as principal of Milne. She is following in her