Milne School - Bricks and Ivy Yearbook (Albany, NY)

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THE CRIMSON AND WHITE .21 To Madge Green a few rules on how best to remain in class for the period of ten minutes. This set of rules is edited for this special purpose by Miss Helen Hamburger. We bequeath the problem ot' Bessie Mclntosh sudden change from the tield of forestry to the field of ministry to anyone who is clever enough to solve it. We couldn't. Bertha Post's astounding dramatic ability to one who has already shown her marvelous technique, 'Virginia Ward. Alice Bessie Cleveland 's sense of humor to Billy Coulson. In conclusion we hereby establish and declare this to be our last will and testament, and to be executed as such. Witngsgetl by: OF GERTRUDE L. HALL EMMA K. JONES -.... 01?l. A SENIOR SCENE One bright and sunny day, a Mann named Jones cranked up his Cleveland Carr, and started out for a ride. Just as he reached the river Jordan, his car stopped. He had to Wade across the river in order to reach a garage at Rosboro. Whilel the car was being tixed, he went i11to a restaurant for something to eat. He was waited on by a girl who looked as tho she had tried to Dyer hair. He ordered some Hamburger steak, some Post-toasties, and a Mclntosh apple. The meal was fine. t'Jes' Schleick mother used to makef' he mur- mured, as he finished. But when he came to pay the bill, he felt he had been Gipp-ed. So he left the restaurant and found his ear all ready, and with a great Conktljin of the horn, he resumed his jour- ney. He went to the Woodward side of the village, where he saw sweet Williaiiis and bachelor Buttons growing under a Wliippltl tree. In spite of the fact that his tire had been punctured by a rusty Spike, he reached his destination on Allen street. He e11tered a house, and passing through the Hall, he went to the Garrett where he began to read the book of Nehemiah. While he was reading, he fell asleep, only to be awakened by the crowing of a CBjreWster. He then went downstairs again, and with Kirkman's soap he washed his hands, which were covered with a CVanjLaer of dust. The water was Colbert he used it just the same, for he was a CMcjHale and hearty fellow. A' B. C17 725 M. N., ,25

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18 THE CRIMSON AND WHITE CLASS PROPHECY January 23, 1932 Bessio and I loft Albany today aftor several intorosting occur- ronces. After wo had just finished eating lunch at Yo Garretto Kitchen, wo ontorod tho llnion Station and stopped up to tho ticket window. Thoro we saw to our astonislnnont our old pal Ken Woodward who politely askod, Whoro to, mada1n? Upon boarding tho Now York train, wo wore accosted by Mat- thow Gipp, selling peanuts and popcorn. He was so pleased to see us 'that ho gavo us two bags of peanuts and tho surprising informa- tion that Bob Dyer was the onginoor of the train. At this we silontly '0fl361 6il a prayer for safety. January 24 We attonded church in Now York this morning, and hoard a fine sermon by tho R-ev. liyman Jordan. Lyman always had pastoral tondencios. Marion Conklin, who usod to bo our school pianist played tho organ. As wo woro loaving tho church, an oxcitod young oouplo dashed inside, and stopped up to the altar. Thoy worofewho do you supposo--Mickoy Mcllale and Warring lirowstor. January 25 Wo have had a very oxciting and thrilling day. This morning wo took a rido in ono of the famous Clark 85 Allan inonoplanos driven by Vera liutten. Wo flow ovor Central Park, and lookod down at tl1e rocently erected statue ot' Dudley Wade, the famous sculptor. This afternoon We attendod Van Alstyno's Follies of 1932, which turned out to bo a very snappy show. Helena Ham- burgorski, our IIan1n1y was the ttPrcmiere Danseusef, In tho chorus wo noticed Bertha Post and Gon Whipple. HGen,', by the way, is known as t'Twindletoes, and Iiortha is called The M illion-Dollar Dollf, January 26 Today our boat loft the harbor, bound for Cherbourg. The soa was rathor rough, and I was staggering down the deck, I collided with a gorgeously drossod lady. Whon we had pickod oursolvos apart, l found myself facing Gert Hall. We both sat down and had bogun to rominisee when up dashed Bessie, dragging with hor Bar-

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THE CRIMSON AND WHITE CLASS STATISTICS Number in class-25. Favol Favol Favor Most Most Vlass Best 1 Most fflass Flass Class Good Little Most Most Most Class Most ite Toacher-Prof. Sayles. 'ite Excuso-l forgot. 'ite Ililllllffflilffllllllil. popular gll'lw-F1'2illCI'S ll'lCDOI10Ilgl1. popular boy-M. Ni'lll'llll2ill. lwauTivsAViola Garvtf and llvrfha POST lzlllcorfllliclcm-y lllcllalv. awkwa Pdf-I I'0Slllll 011. shoik-Dudley Wamlo. vamp-Barbara Baker. pest-Practice teacher. sport-Emma Jonvs. Lord l4'au11tl0r'oyfGipp. punctual-Svniors all. boyish girl-Button, gi:-lish boy-Bob Dyer. bad boy-VV. Iirvwster. talkative-llvlu11 Ilamburgor. Tallest-Clove. Humorist-Clove. Class Most Class Most M ost Ladie Class Class TI'easuI'e-Miss Rico. widv-awake-Gert Hall. llustor Kea1'on-Woodarcl. peacol'11l-Graco Willianls. disTa11twF'r'a11cQs McDonough. s' man-Wilbur Van Alstyle. lovers-Bessie and Lyman. baby doll-liortha Post.