Milltown High School - Wheel Yearbook (Milltown, IN)

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WLTHE MILLWHEELJQ , 9 X 1 H IX V90 'Ti- ,, 0 fi 2 - x 5 X I 1 A' r' I 5 L i wg! X Mr. Young: Jess, what is the importance of the date, 1619? Jess: The first shipload of wives was brought over. Carl finterruptingj: Oh, yes, that was the beginning of slavery. as at 16 Jessie: Lucinda, what did you make on civics? Lucinda fthinking about math.j: VJhy, I made BZ. ak as af Mr. Young: This is the third time you have looked on Ked's paper. Fuzz: Yes sir, he doesn't write very plainly. as as an Miss Lucile was trying to impress upon the members of the Chorus, the meaning of f and if in a song they were about to learn. Miss Lucille: Now, if f means Forte, what does E mean? Eighty, shouted Carl Harmon. wk :ze :ze Mr. Ferguson: Who can name a thing of importance that did not exist one hundred years ago. William B.: Me as wk ff Dad, fsternlyj: Where were you last night! Jesse H.: Oh, just riding around with some of the boys. Dad: Well, will you please tell them not to leave their compacts in the car, after this? as is as Margaret B. on learning that the red hand on the clock indicated the day of the month, was much surprised. Walking up and giving it a careful look, she exclaimed, Where's 31? Mildred: There it is, don't you see it? Margaret, Qwith earnestnessj: Yes, but where's thirtyftwo? as PF wk Bessie, seeking information from Mrs. Byrum: Say, is this the eighteenth or the nineteenth century? Jeste1's do often prove to be prophets. 47

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QL THE MILLWHEEL Jw TIPS FOR SENIOR-HC! Ho! And again, ho! Would ye succeed enormously? Would ye be millionaires? Would ye be famous? Would ye be called benefactors of the race of under' graduates? . Hark ye, then to this compilation from the pen and brain of a noted statistician and Sophomore. Fame and Fortune await inventors of: First. Gum that can be masticated without moving the lips, and that has all the full mint flavor without any of its divulging odor. Second. Powder that will adhere to any given girl's nose for at least one class period. Third. A cheap and invisible attachment for boys, warranted to produce in the attaches good taste in socks and ties. Fourth. A device that will get a pupil's lessons for him for herj while he for shej is otherwise engaged-with whispering, going to movies, beaux, or the latest and best seller. Fifth. Artificial intelligence, put up in handy capsules, upon taking, produces all the appearances of the real thing. Sixth. An easier and shorter route, than the one in use at present, to learning. Seventh. A psychomelepathic volume on How to keep a teacher from asking a hapless pupil all the questions he, or she can't answer. Eighth. Plans for a school building that will automatically expand as the population increases. Ninth. Lambflike dispositions, manufactured especially to fit superintendent's specifications. Tenth. A dictionary by Americans, for Americans and of American language, to keep pace with Americans. Eleventh. A new recipe for divinity. Twelfth. A new process for making nice boys handsome, and pretty girls, nice. There, Fellow Seniors! Roll up your sleeves and go after that fame and fortune. Unless you're Opportunity, dofrft knock. 46

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QLTHE MILLWHEELJQ Eugene: Sarah, did you know that kisses speak volumes? Sarah: Yes, Eugene, let's start a library. an as ar Mr. Young: Lucinda, does Carver agree with the author of our text on the discussion of capital? Lucinda: Not on land. ae wk 4: Viola: Mr. Young. Mr. Young: What is it, Viola? Viola: Was the tower of Babel ever finished? FK FIG Pl! Ruth: Mr. Ferguson, the trustee told me that he had his picture taken, but that the Stenographer was not pleased with it, and desired to take another. FF FK ek Cohen answering a letter just received from his girl: I will be at home on the thirtieth of February. :nf ak ak Ida asked Ed. to copy off a radio recipe she wanted. He did his best, but got two stations at once, one of which was broadcasting the morning settingfup exercises and the other the recipe. This is what he took down: Hands on hips, place one cup of flour on the shoulders, raise knees and depress toes and mix thoroughly in onefhalf cup of milk. Repeat six times. Inhale quickly onefhalf teaspoonful of bakingfpowder, lower the legs and mash two hardfboiled eggs in a seive. Exhale, breathe naturally and sift into a bowl. Attention! lie flat on the floor and roll the white of an egg backward and forward until it comes to a boil. In ten minutes remove from the fire and rub smartly with a rough towel. Breathe naturally, dress in warm flannels and serve with fish soup. as ae wk Ed.: If the president should die, what would happen next? Bessie: There would be a funeral. as as as Mr. Ferguson: And what would you do if you had an eight-sided figure? Grace Walts: I think I'd start a side show. as if ae Mr. Young: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Nicholas: Umfmfm-er at the bottom, wasn't it? Ik as wk First Fresh.: How did Violet make out in her Midfyear's? Second Fresh.: She was caught cheating. First: How come? In Physiology, the question was asked, How many vertabrae are there? and she was caught rubbing her back. ae as at Are you laughing at me? demanded Charles. No came the response. Well, insisted Charles, what else is there in the room to laugh at? 4: 41 as Why are you always reading the printed side of blotters? said Ruth. 'Oh, I find them quite absorbing, replied Margaret. A joke's a very serious thing. 48 ,