Millis High School - Mowhawk Yearbook (Millis, MA)

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CLASS PROPHECY Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, This is your M,H,S, reporter, William Keough, with a roundup of the latest happenings at home and abroad, WASHINGTON, D.C.: General Richard Woodin of the Air Force has released the information that the United States has now taken over the leadership in the fight for the top spot in airpower in the world, Secretary of State Isaac Kramnick's remark on this development was: If we main- tain this lead in air power, our enemies will think twice before attacking or provoking the United States into war,” BOSTON: An attempted holdup of Brink's, Inc, by five gunmen was foiled by Police Captain Gerald Nirenberg, It is estimated that the thieves would have gotten away with close to $2, 000, 000, Captain Nirenberg, with two other officers, held these men in a backroom until help arrived, PHILADELPHIA: “The City of Brotherly Love” was shaken up a bit by the arrival of The Esquires, a nationally-known girl trio, The girls, who make their home in Millis, Masschusetts, are June Barrier, Virginia DuHamel, and Shirley Spencer, Their Columbia Record of Stardust has just passed the one-million mark, Congratulations to The Esquires! NEW YORK: Attending the opening of their new picture, Six Rivers to Cross, were Richard Pixley and Edward Thatcher, along with the renowned girl singer, Pat Fleming, The manage- ment has announced that the first three weeks are already sold out, Now a word from our sponsor: Ladies, do you think you are lacking something? If you want to be more radiant and popular, call the Bentley and Derderian School of Charm at Bigelow 6340, In New Jersey, call Trinity 7360, Now back to the news: DETROIT: The Detroit Lions have announced the signing of a new player, Donald Ackroyd, for the coming year, Ackroyd is a line man who played college ball for Northeastern University and pro-ball for the New York Giants, LOS ANGELES: It was announced today that Eddie Rogers will defend his heavy weight champion- ship against an undecided challenger from England in September, PARIS: A preview of next year's styles will be shown tomorrow at the gala opening of the fashion shows at that ultra sophisticated salon, Maranjian and Gylfe's, They have given no hint as to what the trend will be this year, MIAMI: Virginia Lydon has just ridden to her 300th victory at Saratoga Gardens on the back of her gallant steed, Beetle-Bomb, BOSTON: George Smith's Transportation Company of Boston has announced that they have not had a serious accident during the last ten years, This is a marvelous record, Congratulations, men! MEDFORD: A mother of two children has saved the life of a three-year old girl, The former Marilyn Mael, well-known dancer, rescued a child who was trapped in a flaming bedroom, She valiantly braved the burning inferno and carried the girl to safety, Well, folks, that's all for tonight, Be sure to tune in again tomorrow night directly after Valerie McLean's Songshop, Good night, ladies and gentlemen! WILLIAM KEOUGH

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a ea a ila CLASS WI LL We, the members of the distinguished graduating class of 1955, do hereby declare this our last will and testament and make these bequests: To Mr, Brown, our friend and principal, we leave our heartfelt thanks, To Coach Bennett we leave a year's supply of harum, rasum from the scalpum hair tonic, We'd like to leave him with hair, but what can you do? To Mrs, Gavin we leave our appreciation for her willing help and guidance, plus a homeroom clock reading, Time will pass; will you? To Miss Boggs the physics class leaves one set of slightly-used text books and a travel folder entitled EXCURSIONS FOR PHYSICS CLASSES, To Miss Stapleton we leave one family tree that we really shook, with hopes that when directing next year's senior play, it, like Ginny's appendix, will come out all right, To Coach McKinstry we leave new basketball uniforms with built-in guards, That way, everyone can play forward, To Mr, Doyle we leave a square crystal ball for prophesying the futures of the underclassmen, Why square? You guess! To Mr, Young we leave a flashing neon sign for the back of the driving car-- Caution! Keep safe distance! I'm apt to goof! ! To Coach Tim we leave a TRICKS OF THE PHOTOGRAPHY TRADE MANUAL, whose motto is-- To avoid subjects criticism and tales of woe, Make sure the photo resembles Marilyn Monroe, To Miss Johnson we leave a set of dictaphones so that the strange language of shorthand may be eliminated, To Miss Fiola we teave our best wishes on her coming marriage and a honeymoon ticket to Gai Paris, To Mrs, Sullivan the business girls leave their typewriters with the keyboards practically worn away from hard manual labor, To Miss Currivan and the cooks we leave the hungry underclassmen to be fed, To Miss Nolan we leave our famous last words when caught making a disturbance in class-- Ain't Misbehavin ! ! Donald Ackroyd leaves his curly ringlets to Bob Kelly guaranteeing Lilt to be superior to Toni, June Barrier leaves to the highes bidder her filing book in A-1 condition, You'd swear it had never been used, Hmmmmmmmm! Betty Bentley leaves her brother Alan, Ann Derderian leaves to Enda Zolden her privileged eyes that viewed her favorite TV celebrity in person, Wonder who that could be? Ginny DuHamel leaves to Betty Costa, alias Tex, the horse that lodges in the Windy Knoll Stable-- sawhorse, that is, Pat Fleming, realizing Thomas Keough's ambition, leaves her cheerleading uniform, for now our Patty can’t cheer as she has her “Lip-Sett.” Nancy Gylfe leaves, taking her natural blond hair with her, Sorry, girls! Billy Keough leaves his fondness for the country girl” (not the movie), Isaac Kramnick leaves his gavel to the next senior president for use in class meetings, either to bang on wooden desks or bang on wooden heads, Ginny Lydon leaves for the wild blue yonder, Need we say more? ? Marilyn Mael leaves her extensive wardrobe to Little Orphan Annie who has been wearing the same dress for years, Olga Maranjian leaves to Marlene Belanger a pair of scissors with the engraved insciption--I wish I may, I wish I might, Still have the hair I cut last night, Valerie McLean leaves a king-size bottle of liniment to Joan F, to be applied to each arm after she has led the graduation procession, Eddie Thatcher leaves! ! Gerry Nirenberg, our Don Juan, thought leaving the girls to the boys would be a nice arrangement, Dick Pixley leaves his set of vocal cords to Bobby Morrison, Perry Como asked for them, but you're the lucky one, Mo! Eddie Rogers leaves his arguments in class to be carried on by David, George Smith leaves in his white bomber, Shirley Spencer leaves her acting ability in the senior play to next year's child star, Who knows, she may be another Baby Snooks! Dickie Woodin leaves his height to George V. Up you go! Last but not least, we regretfully leave our friends, but take with us a host of happy memories of M.H.S, Signed: GINNY DUHAMEL, NANCY GYLFE, Witnessed by: Tab; Crazy Otto; Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier,

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