Millington High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Millington, MI)

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Jokes Mrs. Forsyth: Where is my wandering boy tonight? Mr. Forsyth: And also, where's my car?,' Mr. Glaza: f In World History Class, Have you made up your list of the eleven greatest men in the world, LeRoy? LeRoy Clark: No, sir, not quite. I'm hav- ing diihculty in deciding on a quarterback. Sarah Cypher says: If they keep on placing zippers on garments, a button will be as out of place as a horseiiy in an automobile show. L. D. Gray: How did your potato crop turn out? Elton Leix: Splendid, some were as big as marbles, some were as big as peas, and, of course, there were quite a lot of little onesf' Miss Kirk: John, correct this sentence: 'Girls is naturally better looking than boys,. Johnny Staples: Girls is artificially better looking than boys! Bob Farnum: After all, fools help to make life interesting. When all the fools are bumped off, I don't want to be here. Shirley Hope: Don't worry: you won't. Pat Kennedy: I turned the way I signaled. Bob DeLand: I know it: that's what fooled me. Francis Foster: What is the difference be- tween a gossipy woman and a looking glass? David Thompson: One talks without reflect- ing, the other reflects without talking. Ruth Tryon: Do you think the speaker put enough fire into his speech? Florence Monroe: My opinion is he didn't put enough of his speech into the fire. Mr. Meachum: Young man, you can't sleep in my class. Ed Drubin: Gee, Mr. Meachum, I could, if you didn't talk so loud. Ted Berry: The drought sure has made the wheat short this year. Sam Petoskey: Short? Say, I had to lather mine to mow it! Reta Schank: What were you screaming about last night? Jean Schank: I had an awful nightmare. A man was chasing me and he couldn't catch me. Page S ixry-One Tub Gibson: I had to chop wood for my dinner yesterday. Duane Eno: Why didn't you eat it the way it was?', Judge: Mr. Staples, why didn't you stop when the cop hailed you?', John: Fm deaf: I didnlt hear the warningf' Judge: UO. K. You'll get your hearing in the morningf, Alverna Church: Clothes give me a lot of confidence. Wanda Barber: Yes, you can go to a num- ber of places with them where you can't go without them. Mr. Irwin QTO Bob DeLand after a dis- couraging Physics markj: Never despair. Somewhere behind the clouds the sun is shin- in . ich: 'iYeah, I know, and somewhere below the sea there's a solid bottom but that doesn't help the man who falls overboard. Miss Kirk: I-low many subjects are you carrying?', Bill Dieter: Carrying one and dragging threef' Mr. Meachum fin Hott classjr Now Eleag- nus agustifalia is a good background shrub. John DeOrnellas: 'lMy-do such plants grow in this country?,' Righto!!! One way to break the ice at these parties is to start making cracks. The leaves start to turn the night before exams. Many a fellow has been left in the dark simply because his gal has taken a shine to someone else. A blind date seldom opens a girl's eyes. In the spring a young girl's fancy. The modernized version: Don't count your pennies before they're matched. Harold Gibson says he canlt imagine any- thing worse than a giraffe with a sore throat unless it would be a centipede with corns. Ruth McComb says: Gentlemen farmers are farmers who seldom raise anything except their hats. The osteopath's favorite hymn: IfKjNeed Thee Every Hour.

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Page Sixty-Three Our Hopes In Years to Come This picture was taken of Mr. and Mrs. Roy Ward looking at a former yearbook of Millington High School, published in 1912. In commemoration of the fiftieth anniversary of the school, the class of 1940 are publishing this book, The Cardinal, hoping that it also will be so remembered and so cherished by the Alumni in years to come.