Millersburg High School - Millerette Yearbook (Millersburg, IN)

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I WHY DOES EVERYONE EAT AT THE PHILADELPHIA? Because they get the best home made ice cream, candy, good service, cleanliness and everybody feels at home. COME ON LETS GO! Make It Your Home Too THE PHILADELPHIA 110 So. Main St. THE PHOTO SHOP fm' PHOTOGRAPHS NEWEST STYLES LOWEST PRICES P. G. XYILLIAMS 1 Pllotographvl Goshen, Indiana. NEW CITY DRUG STORE nz. J. Emmisox, PH. G. Opp. Int- Station GOSHEN, IND. GOSHEX, IND. Phono 172 - NVQ- Deliver F L O W E R S from DORA BROWN'S FLOWER SHOP include QUALITY, SERVICE and DEPENDABILITY Phone 1407 - 219 So. 3rd St. - Goshen, Ind. THE PENALTY OF SPRING and the changing seasons is that worn out, tired feeling: so depress- ing. Use Hawks BURDOCK TONIC and Blood Purifier to condition yourself and eliminate the winter aeeuinulation of dangerous poisons in your system. Hawks Burdock Tonic is prepared from Carefully selected Roots and Herbs from a time tested formula and is sold on an absolute money back guarantee. HAWKS DRUG STORE Hawks Has It Page 9 0

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Bobbie's prayer just before Christ- mas: God have Santa Claus bring me an engine, a sled, a ball, lots of games and a pony and cart and sad- dle and remember, God, that the Lord loveth a cheerful giver. T T T Teachers cranky Pupils few. Questions flying Zeroes too. What's the matter? Don't you know? Monday morning - Always so. T T T Teacher-If the President, Vice- President, and all the members of the cabinet should die who would officiate? Robert tried hard but in vain to think of the next in succession until a happy thought struck him, The undertaker! he exclaimed. T T T Why aren't there parking places for pedestrians? asks a motorist. He forgets our commodious ceme- teries. T T T The Relationship An Irishman was seated in a train beside a pompous individual, who was accompanied by a dog. Foin dog ye have, said the Irish- man, pwhat koind is it? A cross between an Irishman and an ape. the man replied. Shure an' its related to both of us, said the Irishman. T T T On a mule we find two feet behind, And two we find before. We stand behind, before we find What the two behind be for. T T T The Moto:-ist's Lament Of all sad words Of tongue or pen The saddest are these: It's flat again. H A Junior's Twenty-third Psalm I shall not pass. She maketh me to read long refer- encesg She tormenteth me with questions in the presents of my classmates. She bawleth me out completely. She maketh me to tear my hair in agony. My mind coveted murder: My notebook runneth over. Surely, misery and horror shall fol- low me all my days: And I shall dwell in the history room forever and ever. -Our College Times. T T T Governor Al Smith of New York one day appeared before the assem- bled convicts at Sing Sing to make a speech. Forgetting his audience, he began in the usual manner: Fel- low citizens- A murmur of laugh- ter sounded through the room. The Governor became fussed. Fellow convicts, he changed. Louder laughter. Oh, you know what I mean. he stammered. I mean I'm glad to see so many of you here. They led him out into the air.- Harvard Lampoon. TTT Soph.-But I don't think I de- serve an absolute zero. Teacher-Neither do I but it is the lowest grade I am allowed to give. 44.1. Y l ! Mother-Janie, run and call Fido, please. Janie-I don't see how I can mother, 'cause I'm not speaking to Fido since he broke my doll. T T T Teacher- Willie, have you whis- pered today without permission? Willie- Yes, ma'am, wundst. Teacher- Johnnie, should Willie have said 'wundst?' Johnnie ftriumphantlyl - No, ma'am, he should have said 'twicet '. Page S9

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Employee lremoving hat and coat at 9:30P- Er-good morning, sir. Boss tdoing likewisej- Late again. Employee- So am I. TTT Customer in restaurant-What is this, beef, pork or mutton? Waiter-Can't you tell the dif- ference? Customer-No. Waiter-Then why worry about it? TTT Chew Chew Clan Freshies are the only ones eligible. Aim-Chew gum and eat candy. Motto-Have plenty of gum and candy. President-Paul Rippey. Vice-President-D. Stoner. Secretary+Lucile Stoner. Treasurer-Wendell Jensen. PasswordhJuicy Fruit. Active Members Everett Fisel Elmer Hanshew Dorothy Harper Dwight Bowser Gearldine Chrisman Catherine Rockenbaugh Ex-Members Bertha Prough Edith Larimer Harry Larimer Arthur Simmons T T T Miss Rowan-How would you say in good Shakespearian English, Here comes a bow-legged man? Student-Aha, behold what is this I see walking in parenthesis? .:..L.L ll! This telegram was received by the bride of a civil engineer who took only winter ilannels to the tropics with him: HS. O. S. B. V. D. C. O. D. P. D. Q. T T T Where are you going? No place, just coming back from where I was. 3' Our Dictionary Senior-A student who knows everything. Junior-Three-fourth Senior. Sophomore-A smart phool. Kick+A verb of the foot. Freshman-An eighth grade grad- uate who thinks he knows more than a Senior. Party-A pastime hard on basket ball players. Candy-A sweet substance not supposed to be consumed in the as- sembly. , Love-For meaning see various members of Senior class. Assembly-A place for much needed rest as well as for target practice. Clock--Article in front of assem- bly to be watched diligently by students. Radio-Modern excuse for sleepi- ness in school. Note-Small communicative mis- sile sent mysteriously from one to another. Evening-A time in which we worry about our lessons. TEX. Kir- by Troyer and Jay Kelseyb. Floor-Place to deposit paper wads. V U Soph.-What a queer expression on your face. Freshie-I was thinking. T T i Mr. Plank-Why are you studying the last pages of your geometry? Soph.-I just want to see how it ends. T T T Questions to the right of me Questions to the left of me, Questions in front of me, Writtened and thundered, Stormed at with why and tell Boldly I wrote-and well. But into the jaws of death, Into the mouth of hell Rode my 100. Page 91