Mililani High School - Na Mana O Poina Ole Yearbook (Mililani, HI)

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CAUTION: These pages and its contents were intended to be humorous 4-1 A Layout By Keith Kamis I ,..' I Most common name: Clyde Chang Description: Heavily armed with two-inch-thick textbooks for each of his six required courses, Mr. Freshman sets his sights on t achieving good grades on his very first high school report card. x t'2i. Awkward and disoriented, Mr. Frosh does not surprise upperclass- - men when he walks into class . . . the wrong class. Ert.. lase Main hangout: Hasn't found one yet. 551 E.: ,Q Q Favorite book: Spider-Man comics A Favorite food: Anything from McDonald's I Best excuse: Gee, I'm a freshman! X R Ns N 'ii . .,.t..:,, Y Y X f me XRS t NN -3-1. s X X I , .. 5 3 . 4 it SQ t r'iii Typical goal in life: Make friends with upperclassmen who can 1 l drlve Cpreferably a female upperclassmanlj i S. A Cheerleader Most common name: Betsy Bubbles Bloomington Description: Always proud of her status, one may find Ms. Cheer- leader wearing her uniform ffashionably equipped with a mini- skirtj two to three times a week. Good-looking as always, she is the spirit of happiness, although she occasionally makes some people gag. Conversing with Ms. Cheerleader may prove difficult because her frequent response is: Huh?', Main hangout: Front lawn Favorite book: What? . . . A book? Favorite food: Diet ice cream Best excuse: Huh'?', Typical goal in life: The perfect in-air toe-touch. A Band student Most common name: Timi Timpani,, Tanaka Description: One first notices the deep tan which Ms. Band has from long hours of practice under the sun. She also has extremely good posture and her steps tif measuredl will be exactly one foot, ten-and-a-half inches. In her other classes, Ms. Band sometimes annoys the other students when she takes out her drumsticks and starts playing on the tabletops. Main hangout: Bandroom Favorite book: Top 40 Hits Composed for the Trombonen Favorite food: Gum , p Best excuse: I have band practice, guess I can't come to class! l Typical goal in life: Become a band teacher 1' I l 30 Mini-Magazine I

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The yearbook staff hopes not to offend students in these uoccupationsf' 4 Football Jock Most common name: Daryn de Silva Description: Mr. Jock will never be caught without his shades and his favorite shirt - cut to display his magnificent physique. Al- though very strong, Mr. Jock decides not to strain his muscles by carrying too many books - a folder will do. Best time to catch him is during class when he's cruising around with two to three passes in his hand. Main hangout: The new, improved weight room Favorite book: Asimov's Theory of Four-Dimensional Time Traveli' Favorite food: Tobassco with chili A Senior i A NHS Member Most common name: Katherine Killbourne Description: Immaculately dressed, with perfect symmetry regu- lating the dominant style of apparel, Ms. NHS strides through the campus with confidence and intellectual stability. Not to be caught unprepared, she carries around the latest model microcas- sette recorder tfor those important memosj and a Casio Data Bank watch, which holds up to 50 phone numbers. Main hangout: Mr. Sawada's room Favorite book: Playboy tfor the articles, of coursej Favorite food: Pizza with pineapply toppings Best excuse: The point is irrelevant and incongruousf' Typical goal in life: Party and get drunk A Best excuse: Why? I no like. Typical goal in life: Find a nice chick K NX . .. 3 Most common name: Mary Jo Blow Description: With her permanent off-campus pass in hand, Ms. Senior can be seen casually striding into the parking lot and driving away in her brand new car. ln those rare moments that she is seen on campus, books are never with her. The other Seniors can always count on Ms. Senior to participate in Senior Cut Day . . . whenever she decides it is. Main hangout: Anywhere Favorite book: Definitely none Favorite food: All kinds Best excuse: Hey, I'm a Senior. Typical goal in life: Please, they're too young to think about life. Mini-Magazine 34