Milford School - Typhoon Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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A farmer had 20 employees on his farm, and none of these were as energetic as the farmer thought they should be, and hit upon a plan which he thought would cure them of their lazy habits. Men, he said, one morning, I have a nice easy job for the laziest man on the farm. Will the laziest man step forward? Instantly 19 stepped forward. On inquiring of the remaining one why he did not come, he replied too much trouble. Two neighbors had a long litigation about a small spring, which they. both claimed. The judge, wearied with the case, at last said: What's the use of making so much fuss about a little water? Your honor will see the serious nature of the case, replied one of the lawyers, when I inform you that both parties are milkmenf' Wild-eyed Customer- I want a -quarters worth of carbolic acid. . , I Henry- This is a hardware store, but we have a fine line of er-ropes, revolvers and razors. ...-. -.- - Ye Ed received the following: A .N Dear Sir-Seing as how you say'-fish is good food for the brains, what kind of fishshall I eat?-f' Ye Ed replied: - I V I- 1 'iludging from your letter, I recommend a whale? g - -I ' ' Chas.- I have named you for my , literary executor. ,. I Cyril- Why, you have never been able to .sell any of your writing. . . Y I- Chas.- I know, but posthumous worksfare always in demand. ' W' . u 9-X7 lAflSlZ If li'-ND - Xnfs Lb SPE NT' -5 . I I mf-If . 5 I . A' Y. ,gy 3 ing., I fffgffv g Aff!! S9 ,V -L-H li' V' Zvm AQ figkgi, 3

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.l Dignified gentleman to Marshall- Pardon me for disturbing you young man, but you are prob- ably not aware that you are loitering on my feet. Tom Wright-Don't you think my mustache is becoming? Liz- It may be coming, but it isn't here yet. W Bill H.-I wonder why a Scotchman always says 'hae' for 'have'?,' ' Ben C.-Possibly its on account of his thrift. He saves a 'V' every time he does it. Ella Cas she tried on the ringj- I'm afraid it Wonit fit. Eddy- That's funny. I never had any trou- ble with it before. Norton A Young Lewis must be quite a linguist. Arnold- Linguist nothing! I-Ie's a. four-fiusherl All he speaks is a little table d'hote French, a few snatohes of grand opera Italian, a smatting of tobacco and cigar Spanish, and a word or two of frankfurter German. Bill- Yes, sirg I tell you that an actor gets paid according to his ability to amuse the public. Dave- Nonsense! Does Bill Bryan get more money than Charlie Chaplin?

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