Milford School - Typhoon Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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QA L- lv They say he loves her so much he can even anticipate her thoughts. Yes, indeed, when we were going out this evening he said, 'Yes, dear, it is on straightj be- fore she could say a Word. Bennie- Shall we dance or talk? Eunice- Fm so tired-1et,s dance. Stillman- I am Well satisfied with myself. Richard- You are easily satisiiedf' '96 Herb- Here's a fellow patents a contrivance for keeping girls from falling out of hammocksf' Bill- More machinery for displacing men. They quarreled, and though he was Willing to take the blame all on himself and make peace, she Was still snippy and sarcastic. Finally he said: Bessie, I want to take the person I love best in all the World to the movies. Do you know who it is? Why, of course, it is yourself, and you can go alone. Jarvis- How do you lilie that refrain she is singing? .Carleton- Fine! The more she refrains, the better I like it. Thomas- Did you have a good time at the prom? Albert- Yesg my girl vvouldn't speak to me for two Weeks afterwards. x

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S . ,QOSYD Dar B THE Wes Yom visa -IE nor l 1 Ts-EL .Edward was amazed the other day to see an Inshlllall pOk1l1g a dollar bill through a crack in a board walk. What are you doing that for? he demanded. Sure, said the Irishman, I dropped a nickel dowyn here and I Want to make it Worth me while to rip up the Walk. T. Oed- This third baseman reminds me of the ancient marinerf' G. Braden- I'll bite, why? J. Oed- I-Ie stoppeth one of three. Ed. Crummey-Gee Whiz, the overall craze is spreading. They got 4,000 members in one day in Elgin, Ill. Sam R- Well Elgin is a good place to start a movement of any kind. Laurence- Have you studied the eighteenth amendment ? Cornelius- Neg too dry for me. Shenstone- Let's sit out this dance. Queen- I can't, I've lost my powder puff. Waiter- Did you order ham and eggs? J ustin- Certainly not. I humbly requested them. W 3 IT- ? ., :'lrf- ' 1 ' 1 'f f 4 'A,. f .1 'F

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.l Dignified gentleman to Marshall- Pardon me for disturbing you young man, but you are prob- ably not aware that you are loitering on my feet. Tom Wright-Don't you think my mustache is becoming? Liz- It may be coming, but it isn't here yet. W Bill H.-I wonder why a Scotchman always says 'hae' for 'have'?,' ' Ben C.-Possibly its on account of his thrift. He saves a 'V' every time he does it. Ella Cas she tried on the ringj- I'm afraid it Wonit fit. Eddy- That's funny. I never had any trou- ble with it before. Norton A Young Lewis must be quite a linguist. Arnold- Linguist nothing! I-Ie's a. four-fiusherl All he speaks is a little table d'hote French, a few snatohes of grand opera Italian, a smatting of tobacco and cigar Spanish, and a word or two of frankfurter German. Bill- Yes, sirg I tell you that an actor gets paid according to his ability to amuse the public. Dave- Nonsense! Does Bill Bryan get more money than Charlie Chaplin?