Milford School - Typhoon Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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K 5 Chaim NAI6 HCUUM - fV07:Z3no Q T' ROTTEN :WQA Mamma, am I descended from a monkey?', I don't know, Bobbie, I never knew any of your father's people. Babe- You don't think much of Paul? d Betty- Neg only about twenty-four hours a ay.u Fred- So you didn't feel the earthquake a few days ago? Frank- No, I was riding in a jitneyf' While you were standing in the doorway telling Gertrude good night, did it ever dawn upon you- Merritt Oh, I never stayed that late. Waugh fin an uproarl My lord, Dizzy, they ought to take you out and shoot you. Dizzyf dumfoundedj Yea?U Hymie to Weston- Pull in your head, Weston, they're looking for lumber. Donnelley treading an original literary com- position to the English classy Imagine my amaze- ment, on looking down, to see dear old Mother Terra Cotta hundreds of feet below me. For Private Use May I print a kiss upon your lips? Yesg provided you promise not to publish it. Jim- Say, Joe, did I-ever tell you about that awful fright I got on my wedding day? Jim- Sh-h ! No man should talk like that about his wifef' H Donald seems to be sitting out a good many dances this evening. Yes g he just told me he was drinking cream for his health, and is afraid of tangoing it into butter. ' My dear manf' said George to a battered spec- imen of humanity who had just pulled him from the path of an approaching auto, you have saved my lifeg what can I do to cancel the obligation? l Oh, just slip me a dime and we will call it square. 94 '

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S . ,QOSYD Dar B THE Wes Yom visa -IE nor l 1 Ts-EL .Edward was amazed the other day to see an Inshlllall pOk1l1g a dollar bill through a crack in a board walk. What are you doing that for? he demanded. Sure, said the Irishman, I dropped a nickel dowyn here and I Want to make it Worth me while to rip up the Walk. T. Oed- This third baseman reminds me of the ancient marinerf' G. Braden- I'll bite, why? J. Oed- I-Ie stoppeth one of three. Ed. Crummey-Gee Whiz, the overall craze is spreading. They got 4,000 members in one day in Elgin, Ill. Sam R- Well Elgin is a good place to start a movement of any kind. Laurence- Have you studied the eighteenth amendment ? Cornelius- Neg too dry for me. Shenstone- Let's sit out this dance. Queen- I can't, I've lost my powder puff. Waiter- Did you order ham and eggs? J ustin- Certainly not. I humbly requested them. W 3 IT- ? ., :'lrf- ' 1 ' 1 'f f 4 'A,. f .1 'F