Milford School - Typhoon Yearbook (Milford, CT)

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K 5 Chaim NAI6 HCUUM - fV07:Z3no Q T' ROTTEN :WQA Mamma, am I descended from a monkey?', I don't know, Bobbie, I never knew any of your father's people. Babe- You don't think much of Paul? d Betty- Neg only about twenty-four hours a ay.u Fred- So you didn't feel the earthquake a few days ago? Frank- No, I was riding in a jitneyf' While you were standing in the doorway telling Gertrude good night, did it ever dawn upon you- Merritt Oh, I never stayed that late. Waugh fin an uproarl My lord, Dizzy, they ought to take you out and shoot you. Dizzyf dumfoundedj Yea?U Hymie to Weston- Pull in your head, Weston, they're looking for lumber. Donnelley treading an original literary com- position to the English classy Imagine my amaze- ment, on looking down, to see dear old Mother Terra Cotta hundreds of feet below me. For Private Use May I print a kiss upon your lips? Yesg provided you promise not to publish it. Jim- Say, Joe, did I-ever tell you about that awful fright I got on my wedding day? Jim- Sh-h ! No man should talk like that about his wifef' H Donald seems to be sitting out a good many dances this evening. Yes g he just told me he was drinking cream for his health, and is afraid of tangoing it into butter. ' My dear manf' said George to a battered spec- imen of humanity who had just pulled him from the path of an approaching auto, you have saved my lifeg what can I do to cancel the obligation? l Oh, just slip me a dime and we will call it square. 94 '