Milford High School - Trojanette Yearbook (Milford, IN)

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I' Q I HUMOR HMA, DO COWS AND BEES GO TO HEAVEN? MERCY, CHILD, LIHAT A QUESTION! WHY? WCAUSE, IF THEY DONIT, THE MILK AND HONEY, THE PREACHER SAID WAS UP THERE MUST BE CANNED STUFF. WAITRESS-- HOW DID YOU FINT THAT STEAK, SIR? GUEST-- OH, QUITE ACCIDBNITALLY. I MOVED THAT PIECE OF POTATO AND THERE IT WAS, UNDERNEATHJ' THE PATH OF CIVILIZATION IS PAVED WITH TIN CANSJ' OLD LADY ITO DRUGGTISTI - I WANT A Box OF CANINE PILLS. DRUGGIST - WI-IATIS THE MATTER WITH THE DOG?- I OLD LADY, IINDIGANTLYI - I WANT YOU TO KNOW, SIR, THAT MY I-USSAND IS A GENTLEMANJ' THE DRUGGIST PUT UP SOME QUININE PILLS IN PROFOUND SILENCE. ' IS THIS THE HOSIERY DEPARTMENT? SAID THE VOICE OVER THE PHONE. YES, REPLIED THE WEARY SALESLADYA HAVE YOU ANY FLESI-I-COLORED STOCKINGS IN STOCK? ASKED THE VOICE. YES,':' REPLIED TI-E WEARY SALESLADY. 'IWHAODY YA WANT--PINK, YELLOW, SIACKW' OR 'MOTI-IER, VWXSNIT THAT A FUNNY DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT? Wm, IPM SURE I DONIT KNOW, REPLIED HIS MOTHER, I HAVENIT THE SLIGI-ITEST fs DEA WHAT YOUR DREAM WAS ABOUT. WHY MOTHER, OF COURSE YOU KNOW, SAID THE BOY REPROACHFULLYQ YOU WERE IN ITS THE THREE DEGREES IN MEDICAL TREATLYIENT - POSITIVE, ILL, COMPARATIVE, PILL, SUPERLATIVE, BILL. CAN YOU TELL ME IM-IAT A SMILE IS? ASKED A GENTLEMAN OF A LITTLE GIRL. YES, SIRQ QTIS THE WHISDER OF A I..AUGHS PRCF.. '- A FOOL CAN ASK MORE Q'j'f '!ONS THAN A WISE MAN CAN ANSWER. STUDE., -- NO WONDER SO MANY OF UC TLUNK IN OUR EXAMSU' MANAGER IFIVE AND TEN CENT STORE, - WHAT DID THE LADY WHO JUST WENT OUT WANT? Sl-IOP GIRL - SHE INQUIRED IF WE HAD A SHOE DEPARTMENT. I.AFF EVERY TIME YOU PHEEL TICKLED -' AND LAFF OIIIE IN A WHILE EIXNY HOW. SAY, DAD, REMEMBER THAT STORY YOU TOLD ME ABOUT VIHEN YOU WERE EXPELLED FRDM COLLEGE? IIYESHII WELL, I WAS JJST THINKING, DAD, HOW TRUE IT IS THAT HISTORY REPEATS ITSELFJ'

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