Milford High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Milford, IA)

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-mm C gram' H477 W M MAQOON AND WHITE W Y W 'Mg-WY - WQ- W BY THESE WORDS YE SHALL KNOW THEM. Miss Ward- Oh, you silly thing. Wayne Y-ager- Well, now, it's this way. Helene Hansen- Oh Gee. Miss Hollen- You're the limit. Milford Torstenson- Absolutely! Abso- lutely! Claude Brown- Heavens Sake! Wil-ma Lambertus-- Well, I don't know, but I think. Miss Wood- 'My word! Elmer Van- You crazy loon. Doc Fairgrave-- By Gary. If a young man does not have a well ibsilanced head, he looks better with his hair part- ed in the middle. Snore-An unfavorable report from head- quarters. Mr. Filinger Lin Physics classl- On1lee, what is a pulley? Onalee- A -wheel with a ditch around it. Elmer and Verna playing tennis. Elmer- Let's make this a love game? Passeifby- Aren't they silly? Jalcie Lzidoy must believe that Bright are the TIES that blind. It is rumored that Milford Torstcnson will soon lbe putting in a claim for MORLE LAND. Miss Hollen fin Biology!- Name something of importance that did not exist a thou- 'sand years logo. Howard C. lmeeklyl- You, mam. Miss Ward- -Stanley, what is the moon? Stanley- The 'back side c-f the sun. Prof. fin Agriculture?- John, why do they 'whitewash chicken' coo-ps? John- Why, to keep the chickens from pick- ing the grain out of the wood. Anyone wishing for boxing instructions, in- quire -cf Elmer V. or William C. George V.- Why does Gu-nder -always sleep with -his mouth open '? Stanley O.- Why, so you can read his in- most thoughts, I suppose. Mr. Filinger Qin Physics class?- Mabel, 'what is a Iblock and tackle ? Mabel- Why, it is something they use in football. Teacher- A fool can ask more questions in a iminute than a wise man can answer in nn hour. Stanley F. funder his breathl-'No wonder I flunked that last test. I Leona flooking at transform-er on electric light pole!- O'h, Mil! There's one of those refriig'erat'ors we studied about in Physics ' 'Twas +a wintry dfzy in summer And the snow was raining fast, A barefoot fboy with shoes on Stood sitting on the grass, He we-nt to a shofw on tomorrow Took a front seat in the back, He fell from the pit to the gallery, And broke 'the front of his back, He took a trip on the ocean- Not 3 street car wass in sight, The wind blew up fe cloud of dust, And it rained all day that night. ' M. H. S. SALAD As Made By Faculty 2 cups Algebra cup Laltin pounds effort I 3 6 cups English 1 tbsp. punctuation marks A dash of pep A pinch of study t Me hod- Mix thoroughly ia'll dry ingredients, mmely, Latin, Algebra, and Englsh. Pour in slowly liquid ingredients, effort, discipline, five minute periods, and study periods. Stir with piano, victrola, and yelllmlaster. iIf boo dry, add Perhgfefry Civics, Physics, French, Geogrzphv, His- tory, and Sewing. If still not of right consistency, correct 'with red or green inl-'. Pour into notdbook and bake in a hot oven for four years. - v

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