Milford High School - Oak Lily and Ivy Yearbook (Milford, MA)

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OAK. LILY AND IVY 17 Paquet’s father complained about his work at school. Paquet, “Well, I’m trying hard to get ahead.” His father, “Yes, you’d better, that’s just what you need.” A Frozen Conversation: Of all the cold days I’ve ever experienced, this day was the coldest. I was up in Montreal talking to a friend of mine before one of the largest hotels of the city. As we spoke our words froze just as soon as they left our mouths. To know what we were talking about we had to pick up the conversation, take it inside and thaw it out. Miss Hunter (seriously), “What do you really think about kissing?” Shea, “Great idea” (smack). Miss Ryan, “Bruce, do you admire Portia?” Bruce, “Don’t know, never saw her. Miss Fitzpatrick, “Come now, Carr, if you’re not going to recite, pay atten¬ tion while the other girls recite. How Morelli writes out his exsuse: “You will please excuse my son, Joe, from being absent yesterday, be¬ cause my father went to Boston. L. Vesperi, “How many hairs has a monkey on his face? Nelson, Do’no, how many? L. Vesperi, Well the next time you shave count them.” (Voice), Quick Nero, the axe.” Teacher, Why do you spend all your time in a pool-room Jimmie?” Dalton, To learn English.” Zurlo, Wait a minute fellows, we’ll all go to school together, one by one.”

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16 OAK. LILY AND IVY. In Jr. Eng. Kelly, Goldsmith was witty and-—” (Voice from rear) The fellow who wrote ‘Snowbound’ was Whittier.” Miss Tilden, Any study pupils here?” Miss Ryan, Only a little boy. Do you want him?” Miss Tilden, No, thank you.” A fortune was lost on Wall St. yesterday. A little boy lost a penny in the gutter. Heard in a study room. Miss Henderson, What dress are you going to wear to-morrow?” Miss Hunter, Oh dear, let me see. I’ll wear the red striped one, if you will.” Miss Henderson, Oh, I’ll have to ask my Ma, and have you got a red hair ribbon?” Miss Hunter, Yes.” Miss Henderson, Are you going to wear it tomorrow?” Miss Hunter, Have to ask my Ma. Are you going to?” Miss Henderson, I will if you will.” Miss Hunter, All right.” (Voice from rear) It’s great to have nothing on your mind but a hair ribbon. - Hilton, “I’m going to flunk in English.” Ahern, “Why?” Hilton, “I won’t read Johnson. I draw the color line •I f ir ; „ Teacher, “Do you study in here every day?” 10 ' V- Miss Andreano, No. Only on er- Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and er er Monday and Tuesday.

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Robert Allen Cook CHARLES II. COLLINS REXALL DRUGGIST Collins Building Milford Please bear in mind we carry a full aS ' Ortment of Dry and Fancy Goods Cloaks, Suits. Millinery and Noveliies ; nd everything up to date. BOSTON STORE, 160 HAIN ST. JAMES PALLY FLOUR. GRAIN AND HAY Exchange Street, Milford Merchants LUNCH J. B. SIIAUGIINESSY, Manager. 115 Main Street. Dr- N. MIBTT DENTIST .Wi Gas and Ether used in extracting. IRoonjs S 3 Wast)iBjg4©iij M I L F () II IT . Compliments of Cahill’s News AGENCY CONNORS EROS. Home Custom Laundry 78 and 80 Main Street Jfc. S. C icidbourne, Dealer in all kinds of SP0R1ING GOODS, HARDWARE, CUTLERY, PAINTS, VARNISHES and SEEDS. 108 Main St. Architect Architect for High School 57 Prospect St. Milford. Tel 165-W Thos. J, Nugent, D. M. D. WASHINGTON BLOCK, MILFORD H. A. DANIELS Insurance of all Kinds P. O. Bloak Milford WM. C. WATERS. JAMES HYNES Telephone Conn. Waters Hynes Contractors and Builders 25 Spruce St. Milford Compliments of Sherborne Ex- Co. Paul Williams Insurance 14 POPLAR STREET Compliments Archer Rubber Co. 1$ MI lCf ' H.lllclill LIGHT LUNCH Main St. next Hotel William Lunches put up in neat packages for travelers. Picnic and Lawn Parties served M ilford Eastman Kodaks! Supplies- Gardella Drug Co