Milbank High School - Kennel Yearbook (Milbank, SD)

 - Class of 1952

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SENIOR PROPHECY Here we were, floating out into space in our brand new 1934 rocket, Harvey , as John J. yelled, Cripes all Friday, Bohn, watch where you're going. Yeah, if you crack this thing up, the World War VIII Draft Board will get us yet , added Jim G. Cruising along about 90,000 miles p. h., Mark B. hollered out, Hey, who let the air out of our tires? And look, our compass points ’horizontal- up'. Because of this, we thought we had better stop at Mars and its Sup- er Garage where we were surpris- ed to find Willard Bock, the proprie- tor, and Darlene Schmitt, chief me- chanic, who repaired our compass and filled our tires with ammonia. Before leaving Mars, we thought it wise to partake of a wholesome, calorie-packed meal. Stopping a woman on the street whom we found to be Phyllis Wibbens, we asked where we could get such a meal. She recommended Phoebe's, the famous Hash House, where we or- dered the specialty of the establish- ment, meat loaf. During our meal, we noticed a poster advertising the Inter-Plane- tary Olympics in which Don Van Veen and Roy Martell were entered. Van was planning to break the rec- ord, 14'6 , in the high jump; Roy ex- pected to take the pole vault with a 43 ft. vault. Upon leaving Mars, we journeyed next to Pluto. Stepping out of the rocket, John I. exclaimed, Is it Fret- ta!! (cold), which reminded us of a ..............................Oh!.... There's Kathryn Johns, whom we found out was Snow Queen of Pluto. Hmm—. !!-?? By this time, most of us were feel- ing a bit space sick so we stopped at a nearby Health Bar, and upon entering, we saw a familiar face, Marlys (Hester) Fenner, the bartend- er. While drinking our concoction of Cod Liver Oil and Yoghurt, Dick Berens and Ardell Steffenson mos- eyed in and suddenly exclaimed, Whoops! Wrong place!! As we were enjoying our drinks, the floor show commenced with Whoopee Weber's band—and who was play- ing the drums? None other than that Rhythm Runt, Maynard V. On the spur of the moment, we de- cided to take off for Saturn with its 2-rings where we met Lucille Heil- man and Adeline Hofhenke. While on Saturn, we took stock of oursel- ves thus far and found that we need- ed gas, which we got at the Galaxy Gas Station, under the management of Donna B. and Kenny S. Also, we found we were in want of spiritual uplifting. Entering the Saturnian Church, we noticed a familiar pair —organist, Jackie M. and soloist, Poo ----(Ooops) Don. L„ the local butch- er. After we were enlightened in church, we left the planet of Saturn and pointed our course parallel to the gravitational deviation of the planet. Wes stepped her down with the intent of eating breakfast in Jupiter, when suddenly from out be- hind Halley's comet came the Ace of Space , Julanne B., sheriff extra- ordinary. After paying our 35 cupels for speeding at 100,000 m.p.h., we went at a more moderate rate of 90,000 m.p.h. Upon arriving at Jupiter, we took a sight-seeing tour through its fam- Page 11

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KENNETH STRANDVOLD “Some Days There Just Ain’t No Fish” Basketball 2 intramurals 2, 3, 4 Librarian 4 MARLYS FENNER “Enjoy Yourself’ Girls Glee Club 2. 4 F. H. A. 1. 2. 4 Office Girl 4 Merry Stenos 4 Librarian 2 Class Play 4 Pep Club 1, 2, 3. 4 EUNICE HEFFERNAN “C’mon-A My House” Declam 1, 2 F. H. A. 1, 2. 3, 4 Merry Stenos 4 Librarian 2 Government Day (County Auditor) Class Play 4 Band 2, 3, 4 Pep Band 2, 3, 4 Pep Club 2, 3 ARLO CHRISTIANS “Slowpoke” F. F. A. 1, 2. 3, 4 F. F. A. Judging Teams 4 WESLEY BOHN “Undecided” Class Vice-President 2 Class Secretary-Treasurer 1 Boys Glee Club 4 Chorus 1, 2, (President 3), (Secretary-Treasurer 4) Vocal Solo 4 Boys Octette 4 ootball 1 Basketball 1. 2, 3 Intramurals 1, 2, 3, 4 Librarian 1 Government Day (County i reasurcr) .ass Play 3, 4 Homecoming Attendant 2 Annual Staff 4 Vocal Duet 4 GLORIA KOEPKE “Nobody Knows” F. H. A. 1. 4 Office Girl 4 Pep Club 4 Page 10



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SENIOR PROPHECY (Continued) ous jungles. We looked up and saw Bruce “Tarzan Hoeke swinging through the trees. We continued on to a clearing in the jungle and found Gloria Koepke fulfilling a lifelong ambition, auctioneering off Jim Pet- er's and Neil Elliott's hybrid meteor dust. And hereby, our excursion being completed, we journeyed back to our standby, “Harvey''. Blasting off from the planet, Jupi- ter, we next headed for Uranus. Just outside of Uranus, the bolts came off from our rear bumper. Our only choice was to stop at Audrey Storm's la-Bolt Factory on Uranus. While waiting for our bumper to be repaired, Audrey invited us into the factory cafeteria for the day's specialty of Lund- berger cheese. While we were devouring the specialty, four famil- iar persons arrived—two missionar- ies, Patty Kosse and Mildred Kohn, followed by insurance saleswomen, Gerry Trapp and Bethel Tuchscher- er. After chatting with our friends for approximately one-half hour, we were informed by Arlo Christians, the head mechanic, that our ship, “Harvey , was repaired. Just be- fore entering our ship, Beverly, “Flash” Fischer, news photographer of the Uranus Chronicle, took our picture. Once again, finding ourselves out in space and heading for the moon, we collided with an asteroid. (Jim, you must watch where you're driv- ing.) Seeing that there was a tele- phone booth at our convenience, we decided that enough time had elapsed for the war to be over, and so decided to call back to earth to make sure. Helen Conner, telephone operator, put the call through to the earth. On the receiving end at the Selective Service Board in Washing- ton, D. C., was Marjorie Gill, the head receptionist. She informed us that World War VIII was over and we told her that we would return home by the way of the moon. Af- ter depositing our nickel, for the call, we returned to Harvey , where we once again blasted off, this time for the moon and then home. Arriving at the Space Port at Lun- atic City, we were greeted by his honor, the mayor, Keith Anderson. The Lunatic City Symphonic Or- chestra directed by Maestro Vincent Robert Schell, Esq., welcomed us with the Sweethearts of Sigma Chi . With a vocal solo by. sopra- no Roger “Sam R. Our last stop on a tour of the city, provided by Mayor Anderson, was the Moonbeam Observatory where, not to our surprise, we found JoAnn J. and Eunice H. working busily on a scandal sheet, and where we also found Orian L. (seeing-eye dog for the scandal sheets) peering eagerly through a gigantic teles- cope. As a cloud blocks her view, we hear Orian exclaim, “Oh, 'Heller', (Roger, that is) and with that remark, we leave for home. Landing on earth, we found World War XIII in progress, but being call- ed for induction, they found us all to be 4-F.................Gee, all that running for nothing............. Page 12

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