Midwood High School - Epilog Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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around And I fhnnk we can safely say fhaf more people will go fo more pains fo go around a senior fhan anyfhmg else Wufhouf seniors fhe senior alcove would be a whufe elephanf Wufhouf seniors fhe senior show would have a bad fume of uf A sensor IS always good for a fouch You can always depend on hum fo aslc you for money I 0-Seniors are wonderful The guy on fhe ofher side of fhe page proceeding under fhe moffo of Never give a senior an even break will no doubf suggesf abolnfnon of fhe senior class duvud mg nfs fume befween lumor sophs and ugh freshues Buf how much do you know abouf my so called learned colleague? Go on admuf uf nofhung And nenfher d I Would you fake advice from a fofal sfranger? Remember Garfield was assassmafed by a fofal sfranger QQ Dr Dadd suggesfs sfnpplng fo fhe wausf and doing a freneflc dance around a loclr of halr or a finger nail of fhe proposed vlcflm all fhe while beafung fhe chesf savage frenzy and mumbling and shrieking evil uncanfafuons Af fhe climax mserf fhe pm nn fhe doll slowly and carefully for besf resulfs If you smell burning flesh wafch ouf If may be your ownl I cannof finish wnfhouf fhe cusfomary expression of grafnfude fo fhe faculfy NO! says Philip Green We are nof our grandfafhers Seniors may have been all rlghf for our grandfafhers buf so were our grand mofhers Lllce fhe Greaf Aulr Miss Sachs and fhe Sfudenf Courf Sensors musf go The problem of Seniors presenfs many dlfficulfles some of which are rafher duffi culf Flrsf buf nof leasf fhere IS fhe financial quesflon parflcularly in reference fo money Franlrly Seniors cosf foo much money Undersfand lm nof complaining abouf Senior Dues The S6 50 which IS exforf uh which each Senior pays could be 25 71 . . . . . 81 . . . . .- 9- . . . . . I . ., . . .. . . . . . . I l ' . . . . ' I K l . 0 ., ,. . . . . - I 1 , 0 . . , ' ia :zu ' I U I ,J . . . . I I . . in ' I . . . . ' . . ' . ' I . 0 . . . ' . . - . . ' ' . . . I . . . I . I 1 I . . . . I . . - I . . I

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SEN 0RS-YES 0R N0 Before we affempf fo dlscuss fhls hlghly confroversual and mosf lmporfanl' foplc we musf flrsf clearly define our ferms Websfers New lnfl Duchonary ferms n plural of ferm Websfers New lnfl Dlchonary ferm plural ferms pronounced furm n I Somefhmg one comes fo as In He IS commg fo ferms 2 One quanhfy In a mafhemahcal expressuon as 2x I YESl says Ronnue Sulcenlclc The long fume problem of fhe semor has been a problem for a long fume My learned colleague says No l say Yes Our polnfs of vnew are almosf dlamefrl cally opposed Q5 And fhere IS fhe flrsf vlrfue of fhe semor he promulgafes healfhy democraflc confroversy 'rhe basis of any healfhy democraflc confroversy Too fhe lack of semors would abef fhe cause of msldlous Aslaflc hordes luke Commumsfs for rnsfance The semor class us a class Commumsfs are agamsf classes Therefore anyone agamsf semors IS a commumsf sympafhlzer Consider fhe semor fhlnlc of all he does for fhe school Lef us pause long enough fo examlne his mulhfarlous vlrfues I The semor IS older 2 The semor IS bugger and beffer 3 More people prefer semors fhan any ofher group prefers semors 4-Seniors smoke drmlr and curse They are rough and ready af a'l fumes 5 Seniors have prom dafes fo fill 6-To say semor IS 'lo say wheel If fhere were no semors nof only would fhere be nofhmg fo make fhe wheels go around buf fhere would be nofhmg fo go 24 I v . . . . , .' . I . . . . . . l , , l, .- . . ., . . .. . . . , . . I 1 - 'I fl. ll ll ' ' ' ' I ' ' 1 X V v lg o I If yl , o L , 42: ' 2 l x ' ' my , j , . , ll 1 XX If ' , .. f T l , is .x W... I I I I ' I I I ' - I , , . , . ll ' ll I ll ll I . I I

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pu? fo 'far beffer uses Of course I m all for Sensor Dues Every cenf whsch ss faken from fhe pockels of Sensors ss food faken from ihe mou+hs of 'fhe sfarvsng chsldren of Europe who Ihereby become easy prey 'For communssm smpersalssm cubssm mercan hlssm psychoanalysss prohsbshon sex and ofher socsaI evsls Thss resulfs sn hsgh 'faxes and Republscans In addsfson a recen+ smparhal and unbsased survey conducied by Phslsp Green shows +ha+ Sensors are more psychologscally uns+abIe Inan any ofher group excepf Junsors In comparsson 'Io Sensors people are almosf normal The proof of fhss slalemenl' ss Ihe gsbberssh one hears whsle racsng Through +he halls of Msdwood For snsfance Msne ss only 96 83 buf sf I fake Spanssh sns+ead of Lahn I can rasse s+ +o 97 05 I relecfed Cornell I decsded 'fo go +o Brooklyn I+ has a beauhful campus I+ has also been conclussvely proven +ha+ more Sensors smoke fhan any ofher csgareH'e Furfhermore for every Sensor who smokes fhere are +wo who ge+ caugh+ Thss Iasl' ss very bad as sf leads 'ro s+un'Ied grow+h and Mr Feldman And sfunfed growlh ss dssasfrous for 'she heaI+h Las+ and Ieas+ 'Ihere ss Ronnse Sukensck I defy my opponen+ +o answer Ihai' one Kagan sn her definshve work Doxa Members Thesr Care and Breedsng d vanced some prachcal soluhons for I'he Sensor problem A few of Ihem are wor+h nofsng One mefhod would be +o eIsmsna're she esgh+h Ierm and have snsfead 'rwo seven+h +erms Thss would save everyone a Io+ of Irouble as no one would have Io worry abou+ college However for 'Ihe really sdeal answer fo 'Ihss problem I am sndebled fo Ssr Phslsp Shapsro Hss suggeshon ss ssmpIscs'I'y siself Do away ws+h schools I cannof finssh ws+hou+ fhe cus+omary expressson of gra+s+ude 'ro 'she faculfy I il 76 I did ferriflc on my Boards. Top 9570 in every+hing. ' . . . I ., I . . '.. a - A i X