Midvale High School - Midhian Yearbook (Midvale, OH)

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H- 6, no - Q Q. if Q9 .4 Mb I. 1 f:a:!4iSNa. 'x JN H U M O R Dear Editor: How can I make anti-freeze? Answer: Hide her pajamas. 4 4 4 4 4 June J.: I was just insulted by a s Wanda R.:What did he do? June J.: He wouldn't speak trange man. to me when I waved at him. 4 4 4 4 4 Irate Pa: What do you mean by bringing my daughter in at this hour? Frank M.: Well, I gotta be at work by seven. 4 4 4 Garageman: Check your oil? Glen K.: No, I'll take it with me 4 4 4 4-If 0 'B' 'N' Matchy D.:Lately I have fallen into the habit of talking to myself John D.: I wondered why you looked so bored. 4 4 4 4 4 Photographer: Do you want a large or small picture? Ernie L.: A small one. Photographer: Then close your mouth, please. iii dent who broke the back of Caesar, pulled the Tale of Two Cities. 4 4 4 Gerald Y.: Have you a speaking Leale Anderson:No, I play the part 4 4 4 Qi' One thousand dollars reward for detection of the fiery tempered stu tore out C1cero's appendix and 4 4 part in the Jr. Play? of a husband. 4 4 Miss M.: Can you operate a typewriter? Elsie W.: Yes ma'am, I use the Biblical system. Miss M.: I never heard of it. Elsie W.: Seek and ye shall find. 4 4 4 4 4 uThey say he is wandering in his m1nd.n UThat's all right. He can't go far.n 4 4 4 4 4 Mother Cat: Tommy, your neck is not clean. Tom y Cat: I'm sorry, mother, it was merely a slip of the 4454-H-G Robert Baldwin: What kind of skin makes the best slippers? Max Paulus: Banana skins. 4 4 4 4 4 We overheard two small children in a boastful conversation the other d tongue. a . HM? fatheru, said the first, nhas electricity in his hair.u nThat a1n't noth1n'W, came back the second, 'my old man has gas in his stomach.H 4 4 4 4 4 Maxis: I feel giddy tonight. Wilma: All right, giddy up. 44

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PHOTOGRAPHS IN THE MIDHIAN DUTTON STUDIO INEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO I'3u N Bdwy Phone 35831 COMPLIMENTS OF POLICE GROCERY MIDVALE 0Hl0 R S BUIIUINE IIIIIIIIIALS MARSH LUMBER CO INC DON ER OHIO I, SFNISENBAUGHER Haulzrzq Contractor UHRICHSVILLE OHIO Phone 87 Miss McCollam Now I want you to tell me whlch of those words are s1ngul'u and vshlch are plural Robert Baldwln you take the first trousers Bob Smgular at the top and plural at the bottom Her W1ll you call me a. t3.X19 Hum N1x I nexer call people names INORIVIAN A KASERMAN COMPLIMENTS OF Funeral Home PHONE 23251 NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO COMPLIMENTS OF HOI FL DELPHIAN NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO Fon ALL voun DAIRY PRODUCTS AND Ice CREAM Borden s Dnury and Ice Cream Company NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO F W WOOLWORTH CO NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO COMPLIMENTS OF KlRlx DRI CLEANINC 116 Fanr Avenue NE NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO Aults Colomal Dmmg Room 143 Falr Avenue NW New PHILADELPHIA op-no Dlal 41091 We Cater to Private Partleg BY ., . f I V I . L 1 . :U Y V V . ' K. . , 1, 1 f . , . , 1 ,u- .- ,ll ' 'YY A All -1 , H I - .f I ' . . , . . . 45

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Roanoke Aufo Sales OLDS AND G. M. C. SALES AND SERVICE ALLIS-CHALMERS TRACTORS AND FARM EQUIPMENT UHRICHSVILLE OHIO O L STANEART V A STANEARI' Vuacarawas County Farm Bureau Co Op Assocmatlon BOLIVAR NEW PHILADELPHIA UHRICHSVILLE NEWCOMERSTOWN COMPLIMENTS OF PHILLIPS DRLG STORE Nyal Qualzty Drugs Phone 33771 DOVER OHIO Good Students OHIO POWI:R COMPANY VK ILLOXEN HARDWARE Hardware and Plumbzng PHONE 337 UHRICHSVILLE OHIO CENTRAL DRY GOODS CO NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO Lowest Pruces on Colis- Drell8l Mllllnery and Ladle: MIIImerY H D cownmo POP' 'for LCWIS Funeral Home novmx OHIO COMPLIMENTS OF Ramsloerger Servlce Stauon 120 Falr Avenue NE NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO COMPLIMENTS OF A IRRIEND johnston S Drug Store PHONE 41021 NEW PHILADELPHIA OHIO Prescruptionn Ou Specualty COMPLIMENTS OF H and A Cut Rate Drug Stole New Phlladelphla Oh1o Uhrlchsvllle Ohlo MARSHALL S Quahty Food Store 122 E Thlrd sr UHRICHSVILLE oH1o Phone 203 Good Lighting Makes I 45