Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Quality DKl'EXDABLK CANNED GOODS MAY BROS. CO. FREMONT Excited freshie: What hell is that? You lake tin- cake. remarked the sopho- (.'aim senior: That one ii|H.n the wall. ,norr as ,,r cleaned his pipe. I’ity poor Bruin—no matter how hard lie works, lie pets only a hear existance. The prize goes to the freshie who thought that only children could get into tin infantry. You hail no business kissing her. It wasn't business; it was pleasure. What's the lump on the front of your car? Oh. the radiator just hail a boil. After all. belting on the races is just so much horse play. It's raining cats and dogs. Yes beastly weather we're having. I d sit on my linger hut it has a nail on it. The only gray matter some people have is dandruff. My. hut your daughter is growing fast. Oh. I don’t think she's any worse than the other young people in town. Many young men spend a lot of time tink- ering with a miss in their motor. Angel No. 1: How did you get here? Angel No. 2: Flu. How docs your cirgarette lighter work? Fine! I can light it with one match now. You say that you flunked in Latin? I can't understand it. Same here. That's why I flunked.

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Buss, (engaging Tiny Winters»: l there an tiling lhat you can do better than any- one else? Tiny: I can read my own writing. Marie Sudman: My watch is getting rusty I guess it is the moisture in the air. Edith Wulf: Maybe one of the springs leaks. Speaker: Let’s cut classes and take in a movie: still, on second thought. I can't do it; I need my sleep. Why is it tliat a red-headed woman always marries a very meek man? She doesn't, lie just gets that way. The Scotchman who offered a prize to the first person to swim the Atlantic has recently announced that the winner must swim the distance under water. Papa, what do you call a man who drives a car? It depends on how close he comes to me. The teacher had asked Jimmie to name all the flowers he could think of. After some thought he replied: Wild, tame and collie is all I know of. teacher. Laughter creates appetite. said the Scotchman, starting to cry at the dinner table. We have heard that love in tennis doesn't mean a thing; we have our doubts about other places, too. Death is usually the forerunner of a grave experience. Boy: Papa! Papa! I saved a nickel today. I ran all the way to school today behind a street car. Father: Why didn't you run behind a bus and save a dime? Modesty is the quality that enables a girl to sit still two minutes without thinking of her knees and trying to pull down her skirt. Completed stock of all sizes GOODYEAR TIRES and TUBES for trucks and passenger cars. free tire insurance for one year. Expert Vulcanizing by Factory Trained Men All Work Guaranteed Heinz Equipment Used Full Line of Accessories Home Built Harness PHONE 414 THIRD AND MAIN TIRE6LEATHER CO FADA RADIOS Ever-Ready Batteries NIGHT SERVICE 128 FREMONT. NEBRASKA The best equipped tire and accessory store in the middle west Page One Hundred Eighty-nine

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“Say it with Flowers ” Greens Greenhouse INCORPORATED Phone 124 Fremont, Nebraska HISTORY AND PROGRESS OF MIDLAND COLLEGE Written by Albert Quelle (Note: Because every Midland student should know tin history of Midland College we are republishing the. following article. This history was written for the 1927 Warrior. The Hall of Fame was also compiled and written for the 1927 Warrior by Mr. Quelle. Midland College came into existence as a child of the dawn of Christian educa- tion in the middle west. Like all the older colleges and universities in this country, and the majority of the younger colleges, the institution owes its existence io the Church. In fact, it is the child of the Lutheran Church east and west. The idea to establish this “western college” was conceived in the realization that it was necessary to create a Christian institution of higher learning. It was evident (Corner Third and Main Streets FREMONT that such a school would promote the social and political, moral and spiritual, as well as the economic welfare of the great constituency of the Lutheran pioneers on the plains west of the Mississippi river. The first sentiment expressing this vision of a denominational school was pro- mulgated in the form of a petition for a Board of Kdueation. This body, after its appointment and organization, created Midland College. A copy of this petition appears in the proceedings of the thirty-second convention of the General Synod of the Lutheran Church in the United States, which convened in Zion’s Lutheran Church at Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, May 27 to June 2, 1885. This church is still active and could be visited today in case one might chance to be in the city of Harrisburg. The petition reads as follows: “WHEREAS. More system and efficiency are needed to advance our educational interests, especially in the west, northwest and ! The cover for this annual was created by j j THE DAVID J. MOLLOY CO. j I 2857 N. Western Avenue Chicago, Illinois : ■ I Specialists in Apparel for Women and Misses