Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Buss, (engaging Tiny Winters»: l there an tiling lhat you can do better than any- one else? Tiny: I can read my own writing. Marie Sudman: My watch is getting rusty I guess it is the moisture in the air. Edith Wulf: Maybe one of the springs leaks. Speaker: Let’s cut classes and take in a movie: still, on second thought. I can't do it; I need my sleep. Why is it tliat a red-headed woman always marries a very meek man? She doesn't, lie just gets that way. The Scotchman who offered a prize to the first person to swim the Atlantic has recently announced that the winner must swim the distance under water. Papa, what do you call a man who drives a car? It depends on how close he comes to me. The teacher had asked Jimmie to name all the flowers he could think of. After some thought he replied: Wild, tame and collie is all I know of. teacher. Laughter creates appetite. said the Scotchman, starting to cry at the dinner table. We have heard that love in tennis doesn't mean a thing; we have our doubts about other places, too. Death is usually the forerunner of a grave experience. Boy: Papa! Papa! I saved a nickel today. I ran all the way to school today behind a street car. Father: Why didn't you run behind a bus and save a dime? Modesty is the quality that enables a girl to sit still two minutes without thinking of her knees and trying to pull down her skirt. Completed stock of all sizes GOODYEAR TIRES and TUBES for trucks and passenger cars. free tire insurance for one year. Expert Vulcanizing by Factory Trained Men All Work Guaranteed Heinz Equipment Used Full Line of Accessories Home Built Harness PHONE 414 THIRD AND MAIN TIRE6LEATHER CO FADA RADIOS Ever-Ready Batteries NIGHT SERVICE 128 FREMONT. NEBRASKA The best equipped tire and accessory store in the middle west Page One Hundred Eighty-nine

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Everything in wearing apparel for young men HERMAN PETERSEN Builder of Tidy Togs I I I I I I I I I Isn't it lovely l« hear the leaves whisper once more? Yes. I suppose so. But I 'imply can : stand hear the grass mown. Madsen: I brought hack the second hand car I purchased from you the other day. It’s too obstreperous. Dealer: What’s wrong? Can't you run it? Madsen: Not and study for the ministry. Father lover long distance): Hello son. what has been the matter with your grades? Sm: Can't hear you. dad. Father: I said, why aren't your grades belter? Son: Really I can’t hear a word you say Father tin a low voice): Do you need any money? Son: Oh. yes! About fifty dollars, dad. UNION DRUG CO. Inc. KNl’TK S. GROXSTAL. Manager 5(). X. MAIN ST. Radiolas and Supplies Page and Shaw Candy Santox Remedies Eastman Kodaks “I’m afraid that I will not see you in heaven. said the father to his errant son. ' hy. what have you been doing now, pop? Asked the boy. I)i«l you ever hear of a square heart? No. Well, you gi e me yours land we’ll call it square. Doctors are not infallible by any means. Certainly not! They make grave mistakes every now and then. That guy is living on the fat of the land. What's he done, robbed a bank? Nothing so crude, lie's the manufacturer of a get-thin-quick chewing gum. HOTEL PATHFINDER NKP.KASK AS FINEST HOTEL Wf. Make a Specialty of College Banqcets Figure with Us First

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Quality DKl'EXDABLK CANNED GOODS MAY BROS. CO. FREMONT Excited freshie: What hell is that? You lake tin- cake. remarked the sopho- (.'aim senior: That one ii|H.n the wall. ,norr as ,,r cleaned his pipe. I’ity poor Bruin—no matter how hard lie works, lie pets only a hear existance. The prize goes to the freshie who thought that only children could get into tin infantry. You hail no business kissing her. It wasn't business; it was pleasure. What's the lump on the front of your car? Oh. the radiator just hail a boil. After all. belting on the races is just so much horse play. It's raining cats and dogs. Yes beastly weather we're having. I d sit on my linger hut it has a nail on it. The only gray matter some people have is dandruff. My. hut your daughter is growing fast. Oh. I don’t think she's any worse than the other young people in town. Many young men spend a lot of time tink- ering with a miss in their motor. Angel No. 1: How did you get here? Angel No. 2: Flu. How docs your cirgarette lighter work? Fine! I can light it with one match now. You say that you flunked in Latin? I can't understand it. Same here. That's why I flunked.