Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Everything in wearing apparel for young men HERMAN PETERSEN Builder of Tidy Togs I I I I I I I I I Isn't it lovely l« hear the leaves whisper once more? Yes. I suppose so. But I 'imply can : stand hear the grass mown. Madsen: I brought hack the second hand car I purchased from you the other day. It’s too obstreperous. Dealer: What’s wrong? Can't you run it? Madsen: Not and study for the ministry. Father lover long distance): Hello son. what has been the matter with your grades? Sm: Can't hear you. dad. Father: I said, why aren't your grades belter? Son: Really I can’t hear a word you say Father tin a low voice): Do you need any money? Son: Oh. yes! About fifty dollars, dad. UNION DRUG CO. Inc. KNl’TK S. GROXSTAL. Manager 5(). X. MAIN ST. Radiolas and Supplies Page and Shaw Candy Santox Remedies Eastman Kodaks “I’m afraid that I will not see you in heaven. said the father to his errant son. ' hy. what have you been doing now, pop? Asked the boy. I)i«l you ever hear of a square heart? No. Well, you gi e me yours land we’ll call it square. Doctors are not infallible by any means. Certainly not! They make grave mistakes every now and then. That guy is living on the fat of the land. What's he done, robbed a bank? Nothing so crude, lie's the manufacturer of a get-thin-quick chewing gum. HOTEL PATHFINDER NKP.KASK AS FINEST HOTEL Wf. Make a Specialty of College Banqcets Figure with Us First

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The Secret of being Smartly Dressed with j Limited Expenditure is in choosing one's Footwear at j BUCK’S BOOTERIE i l 513 NORTH MAIN ' Sophomore: The juniors think they are the best class in college. Senior: That’s all right. We thought we were—when we were juniors. Jack: How quickly can your machine pick up? Tipton: Oh. on a good night, a couple in fifteen minutes. What a surprise to see you in full dress suit. Did you rent it? No. but every time that I stooped over. I thought It would. Mrs. Dale: What made you give up sing- ing in the choir? Paul: I was absent one Sunday and some- one asked if the organ had been mended. Miller: Do you know how the rats got in here? I.uke: Naw. Miller: Right. She: Doesn't that popcorn smell good, dear? He: Yes, darling, shall 1 drive closer so we can get a better smell? Soph: Our economic professor is teaching us how to spend money. Dad: He might as well be teaching ducks to swim. Elder: What would you do if you could iay the saxophone like me? Steanson: I | take lessons. Prof. Crouse, tin physics): Mr. Fredstroni. what is a vacuum? Fredstroni: I have it in my head, but I can't explain it. Gene: What I say goes. Tiny Speaker: Come over to my house and say Ford. A collegian is a man who has acquired the echnique of successfully asking for a cigaret. I Ideal Laundry Company ! CHAS. N. JOHNSON, Proprietor ! i Where the Good Work Comes From j PHONE 19 I Broad and 5th Sts. Fremont, Ni-bk. i Page One Hundred Eighty-seven

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Buss, (engaging Tiny Winters»: l there an tiling lhat you can do better than any- one else? Tiny: I can read my own writing. Marie Sudman: My watch is getting rusty I guess it is the moisture in the air. Edith Wulf: Maybe one of the springs leaks. Speaker: Let’s cut classes and take in a movie: still, on second thought. I can't do it; I need my sleep. Why is it tliat a red-headed woman always marries a very meek man? She doesn't, lie just gets that way. The Scotchman who offered a prize to the first person to swim the Atlantic has recently announced that the winner must swim the distance under water. Papa, what do you call a man who drives a car? It depends on how close he comes to me. The teacher had asked Jimmie to name all the flowers he could think of. After some thought he replied: Wild, tame and collie is all I know of. teacher. Laughter creates appetite. said the Scotchman, starting to cry at the dinner table. We have heard that love in tennis doesn't mean a thing; we have our doubts about other places, too. Death is usually the forerunner of a grave experience. Boy: Papa! Papa! I saved a nickel today. I ran all the way to school today behind a street car. Father: Why didn't you run behind a bus and save a dime? Modesty is the quality that enables a girl to sit still two minutes without thinking of her knees and trying to pull down her skirt. Completed stock of all sizes GOODYEAR TIRES and TUBES for trucks and passenger cars. free tire insurance for one year. Expert Vulcanizing by Factory Trained Men All Work Guaranteed Heinz Equipment Used Full Line of Accessories Home Built Harness PHONE 414 THIRD AND MAIN TIRE6LEATHER CO FADA RADIOS Ever-Ready Batteries NIGHT SERVICE 128 FREMONT. NEBRASKA The best equipped tire and accessory store in the middle west Page One Hundred Eighty-nine