Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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The Secret of being Smartly Dressed with j Limited Expenditure is in choosing one's Footwear at j BUCK’S BOOTERIE i l 513 NORTH MAIN ' Sophomore: The juniors think they are the best class in college. Senior: That’s all right. We thought we were—when we were juniors. Jack: How quickly can your machine pick up? Tipton: Oh. on a good night, a couple in fifteen minutes. What a surprise to see you in full dress suit. Did you rent it? No. but every time that I stooped over. I thought It would. Mrs. Dale: What made you give up sing- ing in the choir? Paul: I was absent one Sunday and some- one asked if the organ had been mended. Miller: Do you know how the rats got in here? I.uke: Naw. Miller: Right. She: Doesn't that popcorn smell good, dear? He: Yes, darling, shall 1 drive closer so we can get a better smell? Soph: Our economic professor is teaching us how to spend money. Dad: He might as well be teaching ducks to swim. Elder: What would you do if you could iay the saxophone like me? Steanson: I | take lessons. Prof. Crouse, tin physics): Mr. Fredstroni. what is a vacuum? Fredstroni: I have it in my head, but I can't explain it. Gene: What I say goes. Tiny Speaker: Come over to my house and say Ford. A collegian is a man who has acquired the echnique of successfully asking for a cigaret. I Ideal Laundry Company ! CHAS. N. JOHNSON, Proprietor ! i Where the Good Work Comes From j PHONE 19 I Broad and 5th Sts. Fremont, Ni-bk. i Page One Hundred Eighty-seven

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DR. C. K. STRUBLE EVE. EAR. NOSE ANI) THROAT Glasses Fitted UNION NATIONAL HANK BUILDING Are you tin barber that out mv hair las! lime? No. I’ve only been here a year. lull are you scratching your head for? Because no one else knows where it itches. If the International Correspondence .School had a team: “Pooh for Harvard! Boo for Yale! We get ours through the mail! I. C. S.; I. C. S.! I. C. s.r DR. ANDREW HARVEY PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Phone 105 UNION NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Plu: Swede, what do they mean when they end a letter. K. S. V. I ? Swede: Aw. don't let them ford you. There isn't any such broadcasting station. Jack Mcldrunt: I have at last thought of the job I think I would like. AI Byars: And what is it? Jack: Lineman for a wireless telegraph company. JOHN L. OUTRIGHT LAWYER I'XIOX NATIONAL BANK WILDING Do you dance? Yes, I love to. Great, that heats dancing anytime. She: Will you kiss me? lie: Isn't that just like a man. always trying to shift the responsibility. Mated: Do you like indoor sports? Inez: Yes. when they know enough to go home. A freshman was parting his hair in front of a mirror. A sophomore nearby casually remarked: “You've a line alley on that block. LOOMIS, LAIRD LOOMIS LAWYERS 405-7 .MAIN ST. FREMONT, XEBR.

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Everything in wearing apparel for young men HERMAN PETERSEN Builder of Tidy Togs I I I I I I I I I Isn't it lovely l« hear the leaves whisper once more? Yes. I suppose so. But I 'imply can : stand hear the grass mown. Madsen: I brought hack the second hand car I purchased from you the other day. It’s too obstreperous. Dealer: What’s wrong? Can't you run it? Madsen: Not and study for the ministry. Father lover long distance): Hello son. what has been the matter with your grades? Sm: Can't hear you. dad. Father: I said, why aren't your grades belter? Son: Really I can’t hear a word you say Father tin a low voice): Do you need any money? Son: Oh. yes! About fifty dollars, dad. UNION DRUG CO. Inc. KNl’TK S. GROXSTAL. Manager 5(). X. MAIN ST. Radiolas and Supplies Page and Shaw Candy Santox Remedies Eastman Kodaks “I’m afraid that I will not see you in heaven. said the father to his errant son. ' hy. what have you been doing now, pop? Asked the boy. I)i«l you ever hear of a square heart? No. Well, you gi e me yours land we’ll call it square. Doctors are not infallible by any means. Certainly not! They make grave mistakes every now and then. That guy is living on the fat of the land. What's he done, robbed a bank? Nothing so crude, lie's the manufacturer of a get-thin-quick chewing gum. HOTEL PATHFINDER NKP.KASK AS FINEST HOTEL Wf. Make a Specialty of College Banqcets Figure with Us First