Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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DR. C. K. STRUBLE EVE. EAR. NOSE ANI) THROAT Glasses Fitted UNION NATIONAL HANK BUILDING Are you tin barber that out mv hair las! lime? No. I’ve only been here a year. lull are you scratching your head for? Because no one else knows where it itches. If the International Correspondence .School had a team: “Pooh for Harvard! Boo for Yale! We get ours through the mail! I. C. S.; I. C. S.! I. C. s.r DR. ANDREW HARVEY PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Phone 105 UNION NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Plu: Swede, what do they mean when they end a letter. K. S. V. I ? Swede: Aw. don't let them ford you. There isn't any such broadcasting station. Jack Mcldrunt: I have at last thought of the job I think I would like. AI Byars: And what is it? Jack: Lineman for a wireless telegraph company. JOHN L. OUTRIGHT LAWYER I'XIOX NATIONAL BANK WILDING Do you dance? Yes, I love to. Great, that heats dancing anytime. She: Will you kiss me? lie: Isn't that just like a man. always trying to shift the responsibility. Mated: Do you like indoor sports? Inez: Yes. when they know enough to go home. A freshman was parting his hair in front of a mirror. A sophomore nearby casually remarked: “You've a line alley on that block. LOOMIS, LAIRD LOOMIS LAWYERS 405-7 .MAIN ST. FREMONT, XEBR.

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Sunbeam Milk Golden Rod Butter It’s Pasteurized “Pure as a Sunbeam” is better At All Grocers MADE IN FREMONT Of course you haven't heard about !»e poet sap who married a sen ’» star. Well, they separated after a fortnight because she cou’dn't love him properly without a director present. What do you mean by telling everybody I’m a fool. I'm sorry; I didn't know that it was a secret. City slicker: What does your son do Farmer: lie’s a bootblack in the city. ('. S.: Oh. I see. you make hay while the sun shines. lie: If you keep on looking at me like that. I‘m going to kiss you. She: Well. I can't hold this expression forever. Father gives me a book every year for my birthday. My. what a wonderful library you must have. Teacher: W bat is the shape of the earth? Johnnie: Hound. Teacher: How do you know that it is round? Johnnie: All right, its square then. I don't want to start an argument about it. Billy and I are engaged. You don't meant it? No. but he thinks that I do. First student: I say. Algernon, old bean, prithee why are you using but one straw in your soda? Why not use the other? .Second nitwit: Verily, verily. Kdgarlon old still. I have not emptied ibis one as yet. Something is preying on my mind. Don’t worry, it will die of starvation. I vant some powder. Mention's? No. Vimmen's. Scented? No. I will take it mit me. I FRANK HANLON l | Ferndell Pure Food Center ■ ■ ] We give the M ” Green Stamps on every purchase ami ; on monthly hill if paid on or before 10th of month. I QUALITY GROCERIES One Hundred Eighty-file

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The Secret of being Smartly Dressed with j Limited Expenditure is in choosing one's Footwear at j BUCK’S BOOTERIE i l 513 NORTH MAIN ' Sophomore: The juniors think they are the best class in college. Senior: That’s all right. We thought we were—when we were juniors. Jack: How quickly can your machine pick up? Tipton: Oh. on a good night, a couple in fifteen minutes. What a surprise to see you in full dress suit. Did you rent it? No. but every time that I stooped over. I thought It would. Mrs. Dale: What made you give up sing- ing in the choir? Paul: I was absent one Sunday and some- one asked if the organ had been mended. Miller: Do you know how the rats got in here? I.uke: Naw. Miller: Right. She: Doesn't that popcorn smell good, dear? He: Yes, darling, shall 1 drive closer so we can get a better smell? Soph: Our economic professor is teaching us how to spend money. Dad: He might as well be teaching ducks to swim. Elder: What would you do if you could iay the saxophone like me? Steanson: I | take lessons. Prof. Crouse, tin physics): Mr. Fredstroni. what is a vacuum? Fredstroni: I have it in my head, but I can't explain it. Gene: What I say goes. Tiny Speaker: Come over to my house and say Ford. A collegian is a man who has acquired the echnique of successfully asking for a cigaret. I Ideal Laundry Company ! CHAS. N. JOHNSON, Proprietor ! i Where the Good Work Comes From j PHONE 19 I Broad and 5th Sts. Fremont, Ni-bk. i Page One Hundred Eighty-seven