Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Sunbeam Milk Golden Rod Butter It’s Pasteurized “Pure as a Sunbeam” is better At All Grocers MADE IN FREMONT Of course you haven't heard about !»e poet sap who married a sen ’» star. Well, they separated after a fortnight because she cou’dn't love him properly without a director present. What do you mean by telling everybody I’m a fool. I'm sorry; I didn't know that it was a secret. City slicker: What does your son do Farmer: lie’s a bootblack in the city. ('. S.: Oh. I see. you make hay while the sun shines. lie: If you keep on looking at me like that. I‘m going to kiss you. She: Well. I can't hold this expression forever. Father gives me a book every year for my birthday. My. what a wonderful library you must have. Teacher: W bat is the shape of the earth? Johnnie: Hound. Teacher: How do you know that it is round? Johnnie: All right, its square then. I don't want to start an argument about it. Billy and I are engaged. You don't meant it? No. but he thinks that I do. First student: I say. Algernon, old bean, prithee why are you using but one straw in your soda? Why not use the other? .Second nitwit: Verily, verily. Kdgarlon old still. I have not emptied ibis one as yet. Something is preying on my mind. Don’t worry, it will die of starvation. I vant some powder. Mention's? No. Vimmen's. Scented? No. I will take it mit me. I FRANK HANLON l | Ferndell Pure Food Center ■ ■ ] We give the M ” Green Stamps on every purchase ami ; on monthly hill if paid on or before 10th of month. I QUALITY GROCERIES One Hundred Eighty-file

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SNO-FLAKE BREAD and SNO-FLAKE CAKES FRESH DAILY Fine 'Pastries of All Kinds VIENNA BAKERY She sal on the steps at eventide Enjoying tin ba’my air. !!«• came and asked. “May 1 sil by your si«l« And sin- gave him a vacant stair. She I tragically : Stop—this can t go on! Shoe Salesman t soothingly): Very well, Madame, we'll try another si e. I.iclditer: I ley. are you going to tests and measurements class this morning Speaker: What's the matter with you. 1 went yesterday. She: Will you love me when I'm old? Ile: I don't know why a year or two should jnake any difference. “I've joined the new boating fraternity. “What is it?” Kim. Kho. Rho.” Haven't I seen you somewhere? -No, I have never been anywhere. Kupfer: I think that I will count to 20. Pack wood: Bet you can't. Kupfer: Oh ves. I can. I've got mv shoes «iff. I feel for you but I can't reach you. said the mountain climber as In reached for a rock. “Oh! How I Miss You Tonight.’ said the old man as he tried to «-at without his false teeth. Hollis: That's a wild, wild girl you have. Wall. Walt: Well, sin was wild. But I got her s«i lame now she'll cat right out of my purse. Young la«ly motorist: It's snowing and sleeting and I would lik« to buy mm-. chains for my tires. Salesman: I'm sorry, we keep only gro- ceries. Motorist: How annoying! I understood that this was a chain store. BRUNNER DRUG COMPANY The Students' Store 148-ISO East Sixth Street Phone 180 Fremont, Nebraska

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DR. C. K. STRUBLE EVE. EAR. NOSE ANI) THROAT Glasses Fitted UNION NATIONAL HANK BUILDING Are you tin barber that out mv hair las! lime? No. I’ve only been here a year. lull are you scratching your head for? Because no one else knows where it itches. If the International Correspondence .School had a team: “Pooh for Harvard! Boo for Yale! We get ours through the mail! I. C. S.; I. C. S.! I. C. s.r DR. ANDREW HARVEY PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Phone 105 UNION NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Plu: Swede, what do they mean when they end a letter. K. S. V. I ? Swede: Aw. don't let them ford you. There isn't any such broadcasting station. Jack Mcldrunt: I have at last thought of the job I think I would like. AI Byars: And what is it? Jack: Lineman for a wireless telegraph company. JOHN L. OUTRIGHT LAWYER I'XIOX NATIONAL BANK WILDING Do you dance? Yes, I love to. Great, that heats dancing anytime. She: Will you kiss me? lie: Isn't that just like a man. always trying to shift the responsibility. Mated: Do you like indoor sports? Inez: Yes. when they know enough to go home. A freshman was parting his hair in front of a mirror. A sophomore nearby casually remarked: “You've a line alley on that block. LOOMIS, LAIRD LOOMIS LAWYERS 405-7 .MAIN ST. FREMONT, XEBR.