Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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SNO-FLAKE BREAD and SNO-FLAKE CAKES FRESH DAILY Fine 'Pastries of All Kinds VIENNA BAKERY She sal on the steps at eventide Enjoying tin ba’my air. !!«• came and asked. “May 1 sil by your si«l« And sin- gave him a vacant stair. She I tragically : Stop—this can t go on! Shoe Salesman t soothingly): Very well, Madame, we'll try another si e. I.iclditer: I ley. are you going to tests and measurements class this morning Speaker: What's the matter with you. 1 went yesterday. She: Will you love me when I'm old? Ile: I don't know why a year or two should jnake any difference. “I've joined the new boating fraternity. “What is it?” Kim. Kho. Rho.” Haven't I seen you somewhere? -No, I have never been anywhere. Kupfer: I think that I will count to 20. Pack wood: Bet you can't. Kupfer: Oh ves. I can. I've got mv shoes «iff. I feel for you but I can't reach you. said the mountain climber as In reached for a rock. “Oh! How I Miss You Tonight.’ said the old man as he tried to «-at without his false teeth. Hollis: That's a wild, wild girl you have. Wall. Walt: Well, sin was wild. But I got her s«i lame now she'll cat right out of my purse. Young la«ly motorist: It's snowing and sleeting and I would lik« to buy mm-. chains for my tires. Salesman: I'm sorry, we keep only gro- ceries. Motorist: How annoying! I understood that this was a chain store. BRUNNER DRUG COMPANY The Students' Store 148-ISO East Sixth Street Phone 180 Fremont, Nebraska

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Student: See that man coining out of the telephone booth lie's just 102 years old. Visitor: So! How old was he when he went in? Eddie Metz: When I was young the doc- tors said if I didn't stop smoking I would become feeble minded. Albert Miller: Well, why didn't you stop? Frosh: Draw my picture. Ole Harman: Naw. I can’t draw that bad. Be true to your teeth or they will he false to you. I p yonder we will all have harps, and if you prefer a saxophone, you know what you can do. A village is a place where seven small coupes in front of a house at ten I . M. means that the teachers board there. “Are you in favor of capital punishment? “For ukelele players, yes. Three stages of man's development: Knows nothing and believes everything; knows little and doubts everything; knows much and again believes. All fear is based on ignorance. That isn't what makes people fear a mule's hind legs. Recently there was a fire at a deaf ami dumb school and one of the inmates broke three lingers hollering Fire. Squire: Did you send for me. my lord? Lancelot: Yes. make haste and bring the can opener. I’ve got a flea in my knight clothes. He: I saw something last night I'll never get over. She: What’s that? He: The moon. A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. SAVE AND HAVE NEBRASKA STATE BUILDING-LOAN, ASSOCIATION ORGANIZED OWN YOUR HOME If you will save systematically, a portion of your earnings noth- ing can come between you and success. We have the plan and all of our earnings go to our mem- bers. No preferred stockholders Loans for buying or building homes on easy monthly pay- ments. No more burden than paying rent. The difference being that in a short time you have your home instead of a pile of rent receipts. If you have money, we want it. If you want money, we have it. Nebraska State Building Loan Association SIXTH PARK

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Sunbeam Milk Golden Rod Butter It’s Pasteurized “Pure as a Sunbeam” is better At All Grocers MADE IN FREMONT Of course you haven't heard about !»e poet sap who married a sen ’» star. Well, they separated after a fortnight because she cou’dn't love him properly without a director present. What do you mean by telling everybody I’m a fool. I'm sorry; I didn't know that it was a secret. City slicker: What does your son do Farmer: lie’s a bootblack in the city. ('. S.: Oh. I see. you make hay while the sun shines. lie: If you keep on looking at me like that. I‘m going to kiss you. She: Well. I can't hold this expression forever. Father gives me a book every year for my birthday. My. what a wonderful library you must have. Teacher: W bat is the shape of the earth? Johnnie: Hound. Teacher: How do you know that it is round? Johnnie: All right, its square then. I don't want to start an argument about it. Billy and I are engaged. You don't meant it? No. but he thinks that I do. First student: I say. Algernon, old bean, prithee why are you using but one straw in your soda? Why not use the other? .Second nitwit: Verily, verily. Kdgarlon old still. I have not emptied ibis one as yet. Something is preying on my mind. Don’t worry, it will die of starvation. I vant some powder. Mention's? No. Vimmen's. Scented? No. I will take it mit me. I FRANK HANLON l | Ferndell Pure Food Center ■ ■ ] We give the M ” Green Stamps on every purchase ami ; on monthly hill if paid on or before 10th of month. I QUALITY GROCERIES One Hundred Eighty-file