Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Student: See that man coining out of the telephone booth lie's just 102 years old. Visitor: So! How old was he when he went in? Eddie Metz: When I was young the doc- tors said if I didn't stop smoking I would become feeble minded. Albert Miller: Well, why didn't you stop? Frosh: Draw my picture. Ole Harman: Naw. I can’t draw that bad. Be true to your teeth or they will he false to you. I p yonder we will all have harps, and if you prefer a saxophone, you know what you can do. A village is a place where seven small coupes in front of a house at ten I . M. means that the teachers board there. “Are you in favor of capital punishment? “For ukelele players, yes. Three stages of man's development: Knows nothing and believes everything; knows little and doubts everything; knows much and again believes. All fear is based on ignorance. That isn't what makes people fear a mule's hind legs. Recently there was a fire at a deaf ami dumb school and one of the inmates broke three lingers hollering Fire. Squire: Did you send for me. my lord? Lancelot: Yes. make haste and bring the can opener. I’ve got a flea in my knight clothes. He: I saw something last night I'll never get over. She: What’s that? He: The moon. A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. SAVE AND HAVE NEBRASKA STATE BUILDING-LOAN, ASSOCIATION ORGANIZED OWN YOUR HOME If you will save systematically, a portion of your earnings noth- ing can come between you and success. We have the plan and all of our earnings go to our mem- bers. No preferred stockholders Loans for buying or building homes on easy monthly pay- ments. No more burden than paying rent. The difference being that in a short time you have your home instead of a pile of rent receipts. If you have money, we want it. If you want money, we have it. Nebraska State Building Loan Association SIXTH PARK

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I Fine Home Furnishings at reasonable prices LivingRoom Furniture manufactured in our own Fremont plant. Call on Us for Complete Outfits. J. §R. {}Bader|[Furniture Co. 543 NorthJBroad St. {gjj Fremont, Nebr. Window cleaners are not the only men whose occupation is hazardous. We recently read of an editor who dropped eleven stories into a waste paper basket. lie was an artist's son and had designs on tIn- girl, hut she %as an architect’s daughter and had other plans. He: A month ago my girl left me without any reason. She: I knew someone had left you with- out it. Fritz: I smiled at a girl last night, and as s!u passed me she gave me a smile in return. Gene: What followed? Fritz: I did. A lady, soliciting for a charily fund, ap- proached a Scotchman and handed him a card with the inscription: “Charity fund: give till it hurls. The Scotchman read it. then, with tears of grief in his eyes, handed it hack to the fair solicitor. “Lady. he said brokenly, “the verra idea hurts.” Miss Livingston: Young lady, this is the third lime that I’ve caught you. Young Co-ed: Don’t be partial to me; the other girls might not like it. Quarterback: Listen. I’ve got a little play up my sleeve. Halfback: That's nothing. I’ve got a big run in my stocking. “Is Mr. DeVol getting ready for the fish- ing season?” “Well. I saw him buying an enlarging de- vice for his camera. ‘‘The next time I paint my car I am going to use some of this rubber enamel. “Why so? “So the pedestrians will bounce off more easily. Frosli: There was a big explosion last night. They think it was meteor that fell. Soph: Don’t they know? They should have been able to see it falling. Frosli: Oh. no. it was too dark.

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SNO-FLAKE BREAD and SNO-FLAKE CAKES FRESH DAILY Fine 'Pastries of All Kinds VIENNA BAKERY She sal on the steps at eventide Enjoying tin ba’my air. !!«• came and asked. “May 1 sil by your si«l« And sin- gave him a vacant stair. She I tragically : Stop—this can t go on! Shoe Salesman t soothingly): Very well, Madame, we'll try another si e. I.iclditer: I ley. are you going to tests and measurements class this morning Speaker: What's the matter with you. 1 went yesterday. She: Will you love me when I'm old? Ile: I don't know why a year or two should jnake any difference. “I've joined the new boating fraternity. “What is it?” Kim. Kho. Rho.” Haven't I seen you somewhere? -No, I have never been anywhere. Kupfer: I think that I will count to 20. Pack wood: Bet you can't. Kupfer: Oh ves. I can. I've got mv shoes «iff. I feel for you but I can't reach you. said the mountain climber as In reached for a rock. “Oh! How I Miss You Tonight.’ said the old man as he tried to «-at without his false teeth. Hollis: That's a wild, wild girl you have. Wall. Walt: Well, sin was wild. But I got her s«i lame now she'll cat right out of my purse. Young la«ly motorist: It's snowing and sleeting and I would lik« to buy mm-. chains for my tires. Salesman: I'm sorry, we keep only gro- ceries. Motorist: How annoying! I understood that this was a chain store. BRUNNER DRUG COMPANY The Students' Store 148-ISO East Sixth Street Phone 180 Fremont, Nebraska