Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Pop sent me -omething to keep my college hills lo vil. W'liat was it? A paper weight. A Harvard professor has located a new planet. He has the figures on il orhit and is willing to help anyone who might he fly- ing that way. He: How much to see the show? I ady in box office: Two fifty. He: Got anything any cheaper. Lady in box office: Yes. one dollar in the balcony. He: Wal. what kind of a show's goin on up thar? Lorimor: And what are men. after all. my dear Wiles? Wiles: Women! Men are after women! So that accounts for many a midnight date where the faculty women are involved. Every woman has a high ambition to write —checks. Kate: Girls were harder to kiss in your day. weren’t they. Daddy? Pop Stahl: Mcbbe. Hut it wasn't so blamed risky. There was no chance of tlui sofa crashing into a tree. Now run along with Tim. POPl LA KITY CONTEST Midland's Most Popular Man. I.ightner Swan. Most Popu'ar Co-ed, 1 Ida Schriefer. Most Handsome Man. Alvin llavckost. Most Beautiful Co-ed. Evelyn Johnson. Most Devoted Couple. Darwin Elder and Trulie Forbes. Wittiest Person. Samuel Berek. Most Popu'ar Professor. Prof. K. M. Pop Stahl. Midland's Ideal: Increase vision, strength- en character, and consecrate leadership, sub- mitted by Miss Mabel Peterson. Prof. Blake fin chemistry lab.): I told you to notice when the solution boiled over. Willis Bra da: I did. it was quarter past three. We are authorized dealers for the Hoover Vacuum Sweeper. We carry a complete stock of electrical appliances and wiring supplies. BEEMER BEEMER FREMONT, NEBRASKA Phone 893 J 70 West Sixth St. Page One Hundred Eighty-one

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REFERENCE: ANY BANK IN FREMONT WE BUY IN CAR LOTS OR LESS Norris Lyddon Produce Co. iNCOnPOnat(Q WHOLESALE POULTRY AND EGGS U. P. TRACKS AT BROAD STREET MEMBER NEBRASKA POULTRY. BUTTER AND EGG ASS N lie: Think of my future. She: Think of my present. How «In you know she’s a la lv? I don't. Nursie: Do you want to see the ha by the nice stork just brought? Willie: Naw. I wanna see nice stork. Albert Miller: Restaurants, the college «lin- ing hall and bearding houses don't make much money on butter, do they? Punk Cunningham: Neither «1« cows. Shall I take you to the zoo? N«». If they want me they’ll come after me. It's a dull life lie leads with a pure con- science. No sir. I -ar« nothing for luxury, abso- lutely nothing. You know I «I just as soon live in a tent providing the plumbing was good, etc., «•!«•. Only g«il -10 in that exam. You don't know the half of it. Who? An agriculturist from the mountains making first trip through city. Place? Oh, yes, either out at Ames, here in Fremont or in New York. Also the farmer is consider- ing seeing a show. At the college «lining hall! Victim: Wait- ress. I’ve just found a hair pin in my soup. Waitress: Goody, see if you can find my comb. Such is lif«- at any hash house where the eaters tak«- chances three times per «lay. Herb I). I).: Can you remember the first boy you ever kissed? Iva, Ilerb's girl: W hy, IIiThie. I can't even remember the last. Drunk No. 1: I’ve got a moshh tumble shore in my throat. D. N. 2: ‘Smaller? I). N. I: I I« «t. durned 'f I know. Foresight: Prior l« kicking « ff. a Scotch- man laid on his i«|t- and l«-l a steam roller run over him so his pants would he pressed for the funeral.

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I Fine Home Furnishings at reasonable prices LivingRoom Furniture manufactured in our own Fremont plant. Call on Us for Complete Outfits. J. §R. {}Bader|[Furniture Co. 543 NorthJBroad St. {gjj Fremont, Nebr. Window cleaners are not the only men whose occupation is hazardous. We recently read of an editor who dropped eleven stories into a waste paper basket. lie was an artist's son and had designs on tIn- girl, hut she %as an architect’s daughter and had other plans. He: A month ago my girl left me without any reason. She: I knew someone had left you with- out it. Fritz: I smiled at a girl last night, and as s!u passed me she gave me a smile in return. Gene: What followed? Fritz: I did. A lady, soliciting for a charily fund, ap- proached a Scotchman and handed him a card with the inscription: “Charity fund: give till it hurls. The Scotchman read it. then, with tears of grief in his eyes, handed it hack to the fair solicitor. “Lady. he said brokenly, “the verra idea hurts.” Miss Livingston: Young lady, this is the third lime that I’ve caught you. Young Co-ed: Don’t be partial to me; the other girls might not like it. Quarterback: Listen. I’ve got a little play up my sleeve. Halfback: That's nothing. I’ve got a big run in my stocking. “Is Mr. DeVol getting ready for the fish- ing season?” “Well. I saw him buying an enlarging de- vice for his camera. ‘‘The next time I paint my car I am going to use some of this rubber enamel. “Why so? “So the pedestrians will bounce off more easily. Frosli: There was a big explosion last night. They think it was meteor that fell. Soph: Don’t they know? They should have been able to see it falling. Frosli: Oh. no. it was too dark.