Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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PALACE CAFE MEET WHERE ALL GOOD PEOPLE EAT Rates for Students PHONE 190 MRS. WELCH 405 NORTH MAIN Light: Have you heard the new Swiss an- them? Hill: Go ahead, yodel it. Light: Ain't chesee sweet? Prof. Go puzzled student»: What's the matter don't you know the question? Student: Yeah, hut I don’t know the an- swer. Green Frosh: Where do you come from? Herb: I'll have you know I come from a city where they got rid of their hayseeds long ago—Omaha. G. F.: And what big city is that near? Been here for four weeks. Seems like its been for a month. Heard at Blue Key meeting: Fraternity man pacing floor, tearing hair, and woefully de- claring—My gaush brothers, my gaush once more. We’re clear out of debt and here we aren't planning for more. She was only a bootlaigers dautcr. but she new how ter keep still. Ever see me before? Nope. You know who I am? Nah. Then you don’t know who I am? Nope. Then how do you know it's me? How's the water supply at Midland “Uni- versity?” In the main—good. Found some furs. On the street car? Yes. What kind? Kahhit? Nope. Transfers. Eve: All men are alike. Adam: Hey! who the heck told you that? At a fraternity dance you go in like a lion and go out like a lamp. P. S. Ami please dress warmly. Son. I don't want you to catch that fraternity grippe while you are away to college.—Mother. REAL ICE CREAM The Health Food, is made from separated sweet cream. “Eat Another Dish” REAL ICE CREAM CO. Page One Hundred Seventy-nine

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Dudley’s Music Store PIANOS SHEET MUSIC VICTKOLAS RECORDS CONN BAND INSTRUMENTS PHONE 308 239 EAST 5TH Stranger: Does your team employ strategy? Reno: Our love is deformed. Harman: No. we hardly have enough money Ann: How come? to keep a coach. Reno: It's all one-sided. Kelt Hats may come and straw hats may go. hut the high hat goes on forever. Notice to members of Faculty Women's Club: The hand that socks the husband rules the pockelbook. Lady customer: Where do I get lipstick? Clerk: All over his collar. I modern youth as bad as is claimed? Dunlin, let's find out. (Pearl and Light.) Frosli: Why are you walking so slow. Soph: So that if I fall I won’t fall so hard. Ship captain: Bit of a swell today, madamc. A lady passenger: Oh my yes officer, (tee heel, but you should see me on Sundays. HEADQUARTERS FOR Hardware Giftwares Dishes Glassware Toys Games Radios Courtright Hardware Co. “ The secret oj our suc- cess is that we give all we cati jor what we get instead of getting all we can for what ice give. c«co Stcwawt. Phone 28 93 W. 6th St.

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REFERENCE: ANY BANK IN FREMONT WE BUY IN CAR LOTS OR LESS Norris Lyddon Produce Co. iNCOnPOnat(Q WHOLESALE POULTRY AND EGGS U. P. TRACKS AT BROAD STREET MEMBER NEBRASKA POULTRY. BUTTER AND EGG ASS N lie: Think of my future. She: Think of my present. How «In you know she’s a la lv? I don't. Nursie: Do you want to see the ha by the nice stork just brought? Willie: Naw. I wanna see nice stork. Albert Miller: Restaurants, the college «lin- ing hall and bearding houses don't make much money on butter, do they? Punk Cunningham: Neither «1« cows. Shall I take you to the zoo? N«». If they want me they’ll come after me. It's a dull life lie leads with a pure con- science. No sir. I -ar« nothing for luxury, abso- lutely nothing. You know I «I just as soon live in a tent providing the plumbing was good, etc., «•!«•. Only g«il -10 in that exam. You don't know the half of it. Who? An agriculturist from the mountains making first trip through city. Place? Oh, yes, either out at Ames, here in Fremont or in New York. Also the farmer is consider- ing seeing a show. At the college «lining hall! Victim: Wait- ress. I’ve just found a hair pin in my soup. Waitress: Goody, see if you can find my comb. Such is lif«- at any hash house where the eaters tak«- chances three times per «lay. Herb I). I).: Can you remember the first boy you ever kissed? Iva, Ilerb's girl: W hy, IIiThie. I can't even remember the last. Drunk No. 1: I’ve got a moshh tumble shore in my throat. D. N. 2: ‘Smaller? I). N. I: I I« «t. durned 'f I know. Foresight: Prior l« kicking « ff. a Scotch- man laid on his i«|t- and l«-l a steam roller run over him so his pants would he pressed for the funeral.