Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Dudley’s Music Store PIANOS SHEET MUSIC VICTKOLAS RECORDS CONN BAND INSTRUMENTS PHONE 308 239 EAST 5TH Stranger: Does your team employ strategy? Reno: Our love is deformed. Harman: No. we hardly have enough money Ann: How come? to keep a coach. Reno: It's all one-sided. Kelt Hats may come and straw hats may go. hut the high hat goes on forever. Notice to members of Faculty Women's Club: The hand that socks the husband rules the pockelbook. Lady customer: Where do I get lipstick? Clerk: All over his collar. I modern youth as bad as is claimed? Dunlin, let's find out. (Pearl and Light.) Frosli: Why are you walking so slow. Soph: So that if I fall I won’t fall so hard. Ship captain: Bit of a swell today, madamc. A lady passenger: Oh my yes officer, (tee heel, but you should see me on Sundays. HEADQUARTERS FOR Hardware Giftwares Dishes Glassware Toys Games Radios Courtright Hardware Co. “ The secret oj our suc- cess is that we give all we cati jor what we get instead of getting all we can for what ice give. c«co Stcwawt. Phone 28 93 W. 6th St.

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Tell your mother, please— The Fremont Mills wake I Mary Ann Flour —its good for home baking Cop: Y«ur car ha- been stolen. I)ar Elder: W'liat « f it? I'll write Dad for another. Dr. Mendenhall: This nation is not going to the daugs. It's going to them blamed movies. She: lie’s trying. Another she: Very! Kiss me and I am yours. I'll kiss you. hut leave off the entangle- ments. Sign in college bookstore: Your face may he good but it won’t lit in the cash register. The gossips say that thousands of college lads work their way through school. Some even find time to play football and attend classes. I'ond papa: Well. son. were you disappoint- ed about college? Ex-college man: Yes. The professors were- n't absent-minded. Although only a tatooers son. he had de- signs on the girl: hut she was an architect's daughter and had other plans. The student body will now join in the singing of that stirring football song, “lie didn't know how to run, so the coach gave him the gait. Visitor at girls' dormitory: Aw. pretty co-ed how’s your hope-chest coming? That pretty co-ed: As soon as I collect a few more letters it will be filed with my at- torney. I’m going to have to slop drinking coffee for breakfast. How come? Keeps me awake in class. You see. Lancelot, it was this way. 1 se , to her, I sez. Say. honey, what is the quickest way to get a book out of the library?” Then quick as a f'aslt she turns around to me and six- sez to me. she sez. Multiply the area of the base by the altitude and you will get the volume immediately. No mailer how young a prune is. it’s face is always wrinkled. Page One Hundred Seventy-seven

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PALACE CAFE MEET WHERE ALL GOOD PEOPLE EAT Rates for Students PHONE 190 MRS. WELCH 405 NORTH MAIN Light: Have you heard the new Swiss an- them? Hill: Go ahead, yodel it. Light: Ain't chesee sweet? Prof. Go puzzled student»: What's the matter don't you know the question? Student: Yeah, hut I don’t know the an- swer. Green Frosh: Where do you come from? Herb: I'll have you know I come from a city where they got rid of their hayseeds long ago—Omaha. G. F.: And what big city is that near? Been here for four weeks. Seems like its been for a month. Heard at Blue Key meeting: Fraternity man pacing floor, tearing hair, and woefully de- claring—My gaush brothers, my gaush once more. We’re clear out of debt and here we aren't planning for more. She was only a bootlaigers dautcr. but she new how ter keep still. Ever see me before? Nope. You know who I am? Nah. Then you don’t know who I am? Nope. Then how do you know it's me? How's the water supply at Midland “Uni- versity?” In the main—good. Found some furs. On the street car? Yes. What kind? Kahhit? Nope. Transfers. Eve: All men are alike. Adam: Hey! who the heck told you that? At a fraternity dance you go in like a lion and go out like a lamp. P. S. Ami please dress warmly. Son. I don't want you to catch that fraternity grippe while you are away to college.—Mother. REAL ICE CREAM The Health Food, is made from separated sweet cream. “Eat Another Dish” REAL ICE CREAM CO. Page One Hundred Seventy-nine