Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Tell your mother, please— The Fremont Mills wake I Mary Ann Flour —its good for home baking Cop: Y«ur car ha- been stolen. I)ar Elder: W'liat « f it? I'll write Dad for another. Dr. Mendenhall: This nation is not going to the daugs. It's going to them blamed movies. She: lie’s trying. Another she: Very! Kiss me and I am yours. I'll kiss you. hut leave off the entangle- ments. Sign in college bookstore: Your face may he good but it won’t lit in the cash register. The gossips say that thousands of college lads work their way through school. Some even find time to play football and attend classes. I'ond papa: Well. son. were you disappoint- ed about college? Ex-college man: Yes. The professors were- n't absent-minded. Although only a tatooers son. he had de- signs on the girl: hut she was an architect's daughter and had other plans. The student body will now join in the singing of that stirring football song, “lie didn't know how to run, so the coach gave him the gait. Visitor at girls' dormitory: Aw. pretty co-ed how’s your hope-chest coming? That pretty co-ed: As soon as I collect a few more letters it will be filed with my at- torney. I’m going to have to slop drinking coffee for breakfast. How come? Keeps me awake in class. You see. Lancelot, it was this way. 1 se , to her, I sez. Say. honey, what is the quickest way to get a book out of the library?” Then quick as a f'aslt she turns around to me and six- sez to me. she sez. Multiply the area of the base by the altitude and you will get the volume immediately. No mailer how young a prune is. it’s face is always wrinkled. Page One Hundred Seventy-seven

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Photographs that sparkle with the charm that depicts your real self to your friends. Smithorpe Picture Shop 81 WEST SIXTH STREET Official Photographers for 1928 Warrior “PICTURES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES”

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Dudley’s Music Store PIANOS SHEET MUSIC VICTKOLAS RECORDS CONN BAND INSTRUMENTS PHONE 308 239 EAST 5TH Stranger: Does your team employ strategy? Reno: Our love is deformed. Harman: No. we hardly have enough money Ann: How come? to keep a coach. Reno: It's all one-sided. Kelt Hats may come and straw hats may go. hut the high hat goes on forever. Notice to members of Faculty Women's Club: The hand that socks the husband rules the pockelbook. Lady customer: Where do I get lipstick? Clerk: All over his collar. I modern youth as bad as is claimed? Dunlin, let's find out. (Pearl and Light.) Frosli: Why are you walking so slow. Soph: So that if I fall I won’t fall so hard. Ship captain: Bit of a swell today, madamc. A lady passenger: Oh my yes officer, (tee heel, but you should see me on Sundays. HEADQUARTERS FOR Hardware Giftwares Dishes Glassware Toys Games Radios Courtright Hardware Co. “ The secret oj our suc- cess is that we give all we cati jor what we get instead of getting all we can for what ice give. c«co Stcwawt. Phone 28 93 W. 6th St.