Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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Photographs that sparkle with the charm that depicts your real self to your friends. Smithorpe Picture Shop 81 WEST SIXTH STREET Official Photographers for 1928 Warrior “PICTURES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES”

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LOUIS COHN COHNS’ Formerly Block's HENRY COHN Fremont’s Leading Ladies’-Misses’-Chil- dren ’s Ready-to- Wear-Millinery WE SPECIALIZE IN CLOTHES FOR COLLEGEGIRLS The girl stood on the forward deck. The beat—it started going; The pilot looked at her to see Which way the wind was blowing. Dean Livingston, spying Johnny ami Edith in the parlor: Petting, eh! That’s the trouble with this generation! Johnny: Trouble? You call this trouble? Frosh: Pardon, haven't I seen your face somewhere before? Senior: Sure thing. Green. Right where it is now. Cop: I ley. can't yoo read signs? You're on a one way street. Pretty thing: I know it Mr. Officer, but I'm driving on the sidewalk. Stage hand: I say. Boss, shall I lower the curtain? One of the living statutes lias the hiccups. Requisite for ideal house mother: Deaf in one ear and a tendency to sleep on the other. Barlow: It's a fact! I've had this car live years ami haven't had a wreck. One of the Struble twins: You mean. Chick, that you've had a wreck lor live years and haven't had a car. Speaker, who is interested in tin art ol photography ? : I've been in this dark room for three hours and aU I've got i negatives. The rest of the day often depends on the rest of the night. Burkholder in Sociology class: Can you tell me what a | auper is? Alton l : Sure, a pauper is wot the news boys deliver to me landlady every morning. The study of psychology is the study of the Mendenhall family. Stahl: W hat is a solar eclipse? Berek: When the sun gets between the earth and moon. I’m mad at you. Why? It’s all the rage. Ginunestad said- .Now children. Aesop said that some kids are chips off the old block, while others are just plain splinters. “TRY THE DRUG STORE FIRST” KERLIN CHRISTENSEN DRUGGISTS PHONE 750 FIFTH AND MAIN l age One Hundred Seventy-five

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Tell your mother, please— The Fremont Mills wake I Mary Ann Flour —its good for home baking Cop: Y«ur car ha- been stolen. I)ar Elder: W'liat « f it? I'll write Dad for another. Dr. Mendenhall: This nation is not going to the daugs. It's going to them blamed movies. She: lie’s trying. Another she: Very! Kiss me and I am yours. I'll kiss you. hut leave off the entangle- ments. Sign in college bookstore: Your face may he good but it won’t lit in the cash register. The gossips say that thousands of college lads work their way through school. Some even find time to play football and attend classes. I'ond papa: Well. son. were you disappoint- ed about college? Ex-college man: Yes. The professors were- n't absent-minded. Although only a tatooers son. he had de- signs on the girl: hut she was an architect's daughter and had other plans. The student body will now join in the singing of that stirring football song, “lie didn't know how to run, so the coach gave him the gait. Visitor at girls' dormitory: Aw. pretty co-ed how’s your hope-chest coming? That pretty co-ed: As soon as I collect a few more letters it will be filed with my at- torney. I’m going to have to slop drinking coffee for breakfast. How come? Keeps me awake in class. You see. Lancelot, it was this way. 1 se , to her, I sez. Say. honey, what is the quickest way to get a book out of the library?” Then quick as a f'aslt she turns around to me and six- sez to me. she sez. Multiply the area of the base by the altitude and you will get the volume immediately. No mailer how young a prune is. it’s face is always wrinkled. Page One Hundred Seventy-seven