Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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LOUIS COHN COHNS’ Formerly Block's HENRY COHN Fremont’s Leading Ladies’-Misses’-Chil- dren ’s Ready-to- Wear-Millinery WE SPECIALIZE IN CLOTHES FOR COLLEGEGIRLS The girl stood on the forward deck. The beat—it started going; The pilot looked at her to see Which way the wind was blowing. Dean Livingston, spying Johnny ami Edith in the parlor: Petting, eh! That’s the trouble with this generation! Johnny: Trouble? You call this trouble? Frosh: Pardon, haven't I seen your face somewhere before? Senior: Sure thing. Green. Right where it is now. Cop: I ley. can't yoo read signs? You're on a one way street. Pretty thing: I know it Mr. Officer, but I'm driving on the sidewalk. Stage hand: I say. Boss, shall I lower the curtain? One of the living statutes lias the hiccups. Requisite for ideal house mother: Deaf in one ear and a tendency to sleep on the other. Barlow: It's a fact! I've had this car live years ami haven't had a wreck. One of the Struble twins: You mean. Chick, that you've had a wreck lor live years and haven't had a car. Speaker, who is interested in tin art ol photography ? : I've been in this dark room for three hours and aU I've got i negatives. The rest of the day often depends on the rest of the night. Burkholder in Sociology class: Can you tell me what a | auper is? Alton l : Sure, a pauper is wot the news boys deliver to me landlady every morning. The study of psychology is the study of the Mendenhall family. Stahl: W hat is a solar eclipse? Berek: When the sun gets between the earth and moon. I’m mad at you. Why? It’s all the rage. Ginunestad said- .Now children. Aesop said that some kids are chips off the old block, while others are just plain splinters. “TRY THE DRUG STORE FIRST” KERLIN CHRISTENSEN DRUGGISTS PHONE 750 FIFTH AND MAIN l age One Hundred Seventy-five

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College people are discriminating. They recognize quality, and know the value of service. You will find both with us, and a genuine welcome awaits you. L. F. Holloway Hardware Company “Everything in Hardware” Phone 92 Sixth and Main It i reported that t!ic average college shirk She: You say your father gave you a Span Irivrs with one hand because he can't afford ish name? What is it? it chauffeur. ile: I don't know—1 don't speak Spanish. I vers: Better cut that stuff. Hark ye! The height of unimportance. Best Metz: Na ! Been cut too much already. manat a companionate marriage. EMPRESS THEATRE WHERE THE BIG PICTURES PLAY AT POPULAR PRICES DAILY MA.TIXEE • • • 2:00 3:30 EVENINGS • - • 7:30 9:00 A Fremont Institution iiutli Martin: Daddy, how do you spell Artist: You sure have got that school-girl “Cocoon”? complexion. Our college president: Don’t stutter, dauglt- Model: That's me all over, ter. and say “Colored Man.” Dense drivers cause dense traffic. Berek: I'm the kind of a fellow who asks the newsboys who won the game. Ford Sales and Service UNIVERSAL GAS STATION 2nd and Main Courteous Service JOHN MONNICH

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Photographs that sparkle with the charm that depicts your real self to your friends. Smithorpe Picture Shop 81 WEST SIXTH STREET Official Photographers for 1928 Warrior “PICTURES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES”