Midland University - Warrior Yearbook (Fremont, NE)

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I i FIRST, LAST and ALWAYS The Store that has just what the Younger Fellow wants. ■ ■ Read Our Ads Watch Our Windows The Home of Hart Schaftner Marx Clothes 28. Kirs! annual track and field meet. Ten high schools compete. Nelson high school wins. 28. V. V. C. A. tea at Beegle hall ti» raise funds for Estes park delegates. 30. 12.01 a. m. C'mon. fellers. yells An- ri resen. and from behind the big gray ear crept angry sophs to eat the pale freshies. One soph got away, in a car. The rest gave themselves to fruitless off ?rls at untying ropes mysteriously wrapped around ankles and fingers by an unexpected horde f year- lings. Freshmen extract guarantee of safety THE MAIDEN’S PBAYEK I’lease, dear Lord, help me to he half as popular as tin dog that ran through our lec- ture room this morning. Then the absent-minded professor sal down to breakfast, locked his egg ill the safe and broke his promise. “Why are girl's lips like a book? “I know. Bed only bet wen meals. and skip out early in the morning to Omaha and the candy factory. May 4. Dichsen places second in state ex- temporaneous contest. Coder represents Mid- land in the peace oratorical contest. 11-13. Fourteen co-eds spend week-end Jt Bid-A-Wee camp. Thrills and hits of fun. 14. Theta Gamma Epsilon banquet. 18. All-college picnic at l.inoma Beach. 29. Honor Day program. 30. Alumni banquet. 31. Commencement. One of the Theta Gamma Epsilon fratern- ity men failed in all the courses he was taking. lie telegraphed to a sympathetic mother, “Failed in all subjects. Prepare Papa. Mother telegraphed back: “Papa prepared. Prepare yourself. When there is nothing more to he said some boid) always says it.

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Graham’s Ice Cream and Candies It is fortunate that we like so well the food that is so good for us. Pure Ice Cream—Health Food Chocolates to Please Particular People Try Graham’s for Service and Quality Phone 322 120 No. D Street and spend a delightful evening at the semi- nary. 29. Win. Zimmerman, class of 1922. elected to teach history 1928 29 term. 80. Seminary vacation begins. April 1. Fifty-eight papers enrolled in secon I annual Tri-State Press contest. 4. Lenten Chorus concludes tour with in- spiring concert at Salem church. 5. Curtain drops for Easter. 8. Faster Sunday. 10. Curtain raises. IVarl lleidenreich. elected head of V. Y. C. A. 12. New-born “M men come into the outer world with flushed faces and bristling, from reported hair and paddled board sand- wiches. 13. Fight c'assy casts compete in second annual Little Theatre tournament for high schools. Blair for tin- second time this year assumes a Midland tournament victory. 17. Y. W. C. A. installation hampiet prompts six Fast Hall inmates in dastardly act. They lose all dignity and become wait- ers through the hoots ami howls of fellow hallmates. The girls, liked it. though. 18. Annual conference for students and pastors at the seminary chapel Banquet Wed- nesday evening at Salem church. Lenten Chorus presents program Thursday evening. 19-20. First six week's doomsdays. Those whose popularity has decreased are permitted to remove tin- thorny crown of probation and resume their little works of good to all again. 20. Kal members are “doomed and their goose is “cooked according to invitations given under cover to a mystery party: Inez isn't really as dumb as she looks, is she? The Wynns, to»», celebrate in a collossal program ami banquet at Salem church, the thirty- eighth anniversary of their existence. 24. Peace Oratorical tryouts won by Harry Coder. Herbert Diehsen is appointed extem- poraneous speaker for the state contests May 4. 25. Sophomores supply plenty of amuse, im-nt for frosli army. which attacks skippers at Gretna and get kicked out by an angry park attendant, while George Krebs, their lost president, is at home resting from a prolonged walk. 26. What's this? Juniors skip, too? Ne- braska Academy of Science opens sessions in seminary chapel. Banquet Friday night. 27. Midland's track and three new tennis courts stand ready. Page One Hundred Serenfy-one

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Don't cry. little boy, because you lost your handkerchief. The wind will blow your nose. Deichmann in Far Fast Cafe: How goey, Tong? You gotten» rice cake? Chink: No, Sir, hut the roast beef is ex- cellent today. Little Pete: Say, Coach. I want bigget shoes. Catlin: Those fit; why do you want bigg- r ones. Pete: So I can cover more ground in the same amount of time. The engagement period is solitaire con finement. Pardon me. is your house on the bus line? Yes; why? Better move it. then; there's a bus coining. You could tell what a smart guy lie was. He always looked both directions when he was crossing a one-way street. A sophomore is a person who wails for a freshman to come along and push the re- volving door. I just didn't get the brakes. said the flivver as it rolled down the hill and draped itself over a stone wall. HOW TO CIIOOSK YOl K WIFE In parts of Africa where women carry great loads on their heads the men choose their wives on the strength of their neck. This custom is followed to some extent in this country. College is just iiko a washing machine; you get out of it just what you put in—but you’d never recognize it. Dorothy: What kind of a car have you? Paul: I got a wreck. 1). H.: A wreck? Paul: Yeah. Every time I park it a dozen people come up and ask me if I’ve reported the accident yet. B S R e This Servant Works for SI.50 a Year e i i B B B B B B B B B B B I The Universal Vacuum Cleaner will clean your home for less than $1.50 a year without using up your own physi- cal strength or some one else’s. Saving in labor or wages will pay its cost the first year. SOLD IN FREMONT EXCLUSIVELY BY H. Doering Hardware Co. “Quality Hardware” Telephone 856 Fourth and Main