Midland Secondary School - Yearbook (Midland, Ontario Canada)

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Page Sixty M. H. S. REVIEW 'George Chew went to the doctor to learn what ailed him and the doctor said :- You ought to take off flesh. Get a car and get out more. And so I got a car and got out more, says George. I got out six times in one block and took off a little fiesh in four different places. The last time I got out was through the wind shield. That was the time I took off the most flesh. Jack Hanley- Why do my knees shake when I get on the plat- form ? ' Bernard Kennedy- They're trying to take their caps off to the ladies. Mother cranks the wringer, Daughter cranks the carg The old gent is a crank himself, What a cranky bunch they are. Miss Turner- Mary decline the word kiss. Mary T.- Oh, Miss Turner, I never decline them. The fighting twins, Mucker and Tucker. A. DeFinney- I want a pair of spec-rimmed hornicles-I mean sporn rimmed hectacles-confound itg I mean heck-rimmed spornaclesf' Floor Walker- I know what you mean, sir. Mr. Park, show this fellow a pair of rin-sporned hectaclesf' Dealer- Shall I send the clothes horse you ordered '? Helen R.- Send it. Did you think I intended to ride it home ? Dear Mr.' Editor : fHilly's letter read J I enclose a poem and should be glad if you would read it and return it with a candid criticism as soon as possible, as I have other irons in the fire? Reply- Dear Madam : Remove irons and insert poem. Hotel Attendant- Are you the gentlemen who has been ringing for the last half-hour, sir ? Douglas Edwards lat electric bell!- Not as I know of, I've lost me collar stud and I was trying to dig this little 'un out of the wall with my pen-knife. V Scene-shifter ftaking place of actor who had not turned up.l- The police have found out everything, my lord, and are breaking down the gate. Lorne Letherby fthe wicket earlj- Tis false, knave I 'Tis false l Scene-shifter findignantlyj- All right guv'nor. ,Go an' ask the stage manager' yourself,Kif,you don't believe me. 'E told me ter say it. X ..- jfurm IV at 9 a.m. M A rion Brown. L orne Letherby. Phi L ip Bailey. Frc D Tremeer. Ml riam Panton. Erne S t Nicholson. Dor O thy Angle. R uth Topping. Howar D Gregorie. H E nry Boyer. Laur R ence Grise. 'flsn't that right, Miss McMullen '?

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