Midland Secondary School - Yearbook (Midland, Ontario Canada)

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M. H. S. REVIEW Page Twenty-Three jfurm UIQ. Form Teacher-Miss Singleton. Representative-Charles Joyce. Mr. Gaviller-- Say, McQuay, do you know, when I was a boy I knew my mathematics so well that if my father woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me what twelve nines were I'd have said straight off 4Iq6 11 Cameron- Man is like a worm. He wiggles about for awhile, then some chicken gets him. Beau- Say, have you heard of Agnes' elopement with her father's handsome chauifeur ? Jean- Mercy no ! Beau- I wonder what is detaining her. Ketl'e- If I saw a boy hitting a donkey with a stick and stopped him what virtue would I be showing' ? Lillian Prince- Brotherly love. Battrick- Why didn't you dance last night ? Marsh- I had a rented tuxedo on. Battrick- Well, what about that '! Marsh- It was rented where it showed. Sas.-- Say, between you and me, what do you think of Switzer's girl ? Fair- Between you and me, not much, but alone, Oh, boy ! McGrath- Say, why do you always use clay pipes ? Chase- Well, its this way Iffy. If I drop one I don't have to pick it up. Topping'- Do you do life size enlargements? Turner- Yes sir, life size. That's our specialty. Topping- Good. Do this one, it's a snap I took of a whale. It's Nashes to Nashes, Stutz to Stutz, If the Buick doesn't get you, The Chevrolet must. Engaged to four girls at once exclaimed the horrified uncle, How do you account for that 7 I don't know, said the graceless nephew, I guess Cupid must have hit me with a machine gun.

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Page Twenty-Four M. H. S. REVIEW Jfurm UUE. Form Teacher-Miss P. W. Mitchell. Representative-Isabel McLachlan. Just listen here to Form III B. A plodding group of students we Give of our best-a Golden Rule- It helps prepare us for life's school. Miss Singleton Qin history classy- Define the middle ages, Gray ? Gray- They used to be 30 to 455 now they are 50 to 7O. That was greedy ol' you Earl, to eat your little sister's share of pie. Earl Cumming- You told mc, Mother, I was always to take her part. Cora Hunter-- If a man ever kissed me, I believe I'd die. Doris Bray- I'd be ready then myself. Dorothy McCannell-- What would you do if you could play the piano like I can '? Doris Ney- I'd take lessons. Isy McLachlan- Did you have a date at the basketball game ? Betty McLaren- Yes, who Won T Mr. Gaviller- What's this! You didn't do the problems I gave you for homework, Springer ? Spring- No, sir, I didn't think it was worth while because you always know the answer. Grace Edwards- What's the trouble with Grey ? Olive Roebuck- Oh, he just got a shine and then remembered they were MacLennan's shoes. Laughter creates appetite, said the Scotchman, starting to cry at the dinner table. Blanche Hopkins- What is usually done with the holes of dough- nuts ? Margaret Murday- They're used to stuff macaroni. U Ney-'tYou've got more dirt on you than I've ever seen. Grey- Whatcha expect ? I'm twice as big as you. u Doris Bray- I can't remember the words of that new song. Stella Gianetto- That makes it easier. Now, all you have to do to make us happy is to forget the tune. Grey-t'What a beautiful statute. It's alabaster, isn't it Y Annie Park- No! that's Aphrodite. Don MZCLSDHHH-iiH631'fl the new sheep song ? Edith McCaughey-t'What is it 7 Don- Wool you be mine 7 Edith- No, no, All I want is Ewef' High School is just like a washing machine, you get out oi' it just what you put in-but you'd never 1'6COg'1'llZC lt. Olive- Hear about the Scotchman who went insane ? Grace- No, what's the matter ? I Olive-- He bought a score card at the game and neither team scored. Miss McMullen- How did you get that bump on your head, Made- moiselle Gianetto ? Stella- Oh, that's just where a thought struck me l