Midland Secondary School - Yearbook (Midland, Ontario Canada)

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M. H. S. REVIEW Page Twenty-Three jfurm UIQ. Form Teacher-Miss Singleton. Representative-Charles Joyce. Mr. Gaviller-- Say, McQuay, do you know, when I was a boy I knew my mathematics so well that if my father woke me up in the middle of the night and asked me what twelve nines were I'd have said straight off 4Iq6 11 Cameron- Man is like a worm. He wiggles about for awhile, then some chicken gets him. Beau- Say, have you heard of Agnes' elopement with her father's handsome chauifeur ? Jean- Mercy no ! Beau- I wonder what is detaining her. Ketl'e- If I saw a boy hitting a donkey with a stick and stopped him what virtue would I be showing' ? Lillian Prince- Brotherly love. Battrick- Why didn't you dance last night ? Marsh- I had a rented tuxedo on. Battrick- Well, what about that '! Marsh- It was rented where it showed. Sas.-- Say, between you and me, what do you think of Switzer's girl ? Fair- Between you and me, not much, but alone, Oh, boy ! McGrath- Say, why do you always use clay pipes ? Chase- Well, its this way Iffy. If I drop one I don't have to pick it up. Topping'- Do you do life size enlargements? Turner- Yes sir, life size. That's our specialty. Topping- Good. Do this one, it's a snap I took of a whale. It's Nashes to Nashes, Stutz to Stutz, If the Buick doesn't get you, The Chevrolet must. Engaged to four girls at once exclaimed the horrified uncle, How do you account for that 7 I don't know, said the graceless nephew, I guess Cupid must have hit me with a machine gun.

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Page Twenty-Two M. H. S. REVIEW jfnrm ll QE. Form Teacher-Mrs. Westman. Representative-Audrey Anderson. Our Motto-A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or What's a heaven for. You may think Meb is a speed demon on skates but when it comes to typing'-well, the typewriter simply smokes. Some Future Stars. Ducky really thinks he will in Chateau Laurier. In all probability Beryl will soar to heights of L. M. Montgomery. Joe LeFerriere will likely be Ambassador from Canada to France. Adele is very fond of this interior decorating stuff-now we wonder. Lilia says that work and dancing do not agree so that is why she has quit work. Eunice is really not a bad artist but Mrs. Westman is inclined to be- lieve her sketches look like the Primary Exhibit at the Fair. Although Et is now headed for a desk, we d0n't think it will be long before she leaves it all for the chickens and cows and great open spaces. Jessie Parker-Tho' she comes from off the farm, That won't do her any harm. Nettie .......,., for references refer to Mrs. Westman. Alfie Wadge-Alfie and Eldon have decided to go into one of these partnerships where one is a dormant partner. Helen-She is as happy as she can be, Because she is a star of our IIC. Elma- Why Agnes, your skirt comes to your knees. Agnes- Yes, I know, I guess I'll have to shorten it. Twinkle, twinkle, little dress, You are climbing, I'll confess g -But you should do nothing rash, Or you'll turn into a sash ! Bertha- I've stayed in every night this week, with two exceptions. Burnadette- Who were they ? Mrs. Westman- How dare you swear before me ! Joe LeFerriere- How did I know you Wanted to swear first ?

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