Midland Secondary School - Yearbook (Midland, Ontario Canada)

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M. H. S. REVIEW Page Twenty-One jfnrm IIZB. Form Teacher-Miss Wallis. liepresentative--Donald Koss. Nobody but you hangs unto your troubles. Some things I am afraid of I live in constant fear, That thoughtless speech of mine shall reach A chilfl's attentive ear. I think your fears unfounded You think you'cl shock 'm, Say, If most kid's speech could ever reach Your ears, you'd faint away. A little bit goes a long way, said, MacKenzie feeding a handful of hay to a giralle. McQuay- What's good for my wife's fallen arches ? Doctor- Rubber heels. McQuay- What shall I rub them with 7 Hubbs lin barber's chairl-'fBe careful not to cut my hair too shortg people will take me for my wife. Some go to the theatre to rest their feet, others go to practice read- ing out loud. It was the Agricultural class That sallied down the hall, Miss Wallis stood beside the door To meet them one and all. They are a very happy lot Some day great people to be, In French they all will surely pass The all wise form IIB. Helen Bald- Yes, my father has contributed very raising' of the working classes. Jean Jory-mls he a socialist ? Helen Bald- No, he makes alarm clocksfl Laugh and the teacher laughs with youg Laugh and you laugh alone, The first, when the joke is the teacher's, The last, when the joke is your own. much to the

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Page Twenty M. H. S. REVIEW jfnrm II Q. Form Teacher-Miss A. C. Simpson. Representative-Betty Tannahill. Bull Qlall A is for Arthur all full of fun. B is for Brown a studious one. C is for Catherine who is not at all lazy. D is for Donald and also for Daisy. E is for Elroy the girls he does scorn. G is for Gauthier the talk of the form. H is for Hartford witty in her way. I is for Irene the talk of the day. .I is for Jean who is also quite skilled. K is for vacancy soon to be filled. M is for Marjorie and also for Moreton. N is for Neta who studies for hours. 'I' is for Tarmahill that book-worm of ours. We cIidn't quite finish our alphabet you'll see, So we'll finish with X, Y and Z. Simple .Simon bought a diamon'g For a lady fair, Simple Simon spoke to Hymen, Laid his heart quite bare. When at the diamon' of Simple Simon, The lady took a peek, She said, Oh, yes, a dollar down, And fifty cents a week ! Why did you come to college? I came for a rest. The rest of what ? The 1'est of my old man's money. Vivien Vosper Ito screanting baby brotherj 2 t'Junior I wish you'd keep still, cause I just took a Grammar pill and I want it to digest.

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Page Twenty-Two M. H. S. REVIEW jfnrm ll QE. Form Teacher-Mrs. Westman. Representative-Audrey Anderson. Our Motto-A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or What's a heaven for. You may think Meb is a speed demon on skates but when it comes to typing'-well, the typewriter simply smokes. Some Future Stars. Ducky really thinks he will in Chateau Laurier. In all probability Beryl will soar to heights of L. M. Montgomery. Joe LeFerriere will likely be Ambassador from Canada to France. Adele is very fond of this interior decorating stuff-now we wonder. Lilia says that work and dancing do not agree so that is why she has quit work. Eunice is really not a bad artist but Mrs. Westman is inclined to be- lieve her sketches look like the Primary Exhibit at the Fair. Although Et is now headed for a desk, we d0n't think it will be long before she leaves it all for the chickens and cows and great open spaces. Jessie Parker-Tho' she comes from off the farm, That won't do her any harm. Nettie .......,., for references refer to Mrs. Westman. Alfie Wadge-Alfie and Eldon have decided to go into one of these partnerships where one is a dormant partner. Helen-She is as happy as she can be, Because she is a star of our IIC. Elma- Why Agnes, your skirt comes to your knees. Agnes- Yes, I know, I guess I'll have to shorten it. Twinkle, twinkle, little dress, You are climbing, I'll confess g -But you should do nothing rash, Or you'll turn into a sash ! Bertha- I've stayed in every night this week, with two exceptions. Burnadette- Who were they ? Mrs. Westman- How dare you swear before me ! Joe LeFerriere- How did I know you Wanted to swear first ?