Midland Secondary School - Yearbook (Midland, Ontario Canada)

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Page Twenty M. H. S. REVIEW jfnrm II Q. Form Teacher-Miss A. C. Simpson. Representative-Betty Tannahill. Bull Qlall A is for Arthur all full of fun. B is for Brown a studious one. C is for Catherine who is not at all lazy. D is for Donald and also for Daisy. E is for Elroy the girls he does scorn. G is for Gauthier the talk of the form. H is for Hartford witty in her way. I is for Irene the talk of the day. .I is for Jean who is also quite skilled. K is for vacancy soon to be filled. M is for Marjorie and also for Moreton. N is for Neta who studies for hours. 'I' is for Tarmahill that book-worm of ours. We cIidn't quite finish our alphabet you'll see, So we'll finish with X, Y and Z. Simple .Simon bought a diamon'g For a lady fair, Simple Simon spoke to Hymen, Laid his heart quite bare. When at the diamon' of Simple Simon, The lady took a peek, She said, Oh, yes, a dollar down, And fifty cents a week ! Why did you come to college? I came for a rest. The rest of what ? The 1'est of my old man's money. Vivien Vosper Ito screanting baby brotherj 2 t'Junior I wish you'd keep still, cause I just took a Grammar pill and I want it to digest.

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M. H. S. REVIEW Page Nineteen Jfnrm 1621. Form Teacher-Mrs. Neylan. ' Representatives--Verna Elsom and Hugh Wallace. Miss Wallace tin English Classy- X Belfry, what is the meaning of the passage 1 And from her eyes did I 9:3 receive fair speechless messages. 1 Belfry-f'Maybe she winkedf' f 5 j Boyce- What for you want a A' 7 I I hunk of chalk ? ' ' Lloyd Murday-- Fool, I want to WASTE K part my hair in the middle I pA pg ll' l Wallace- Did you ask to see her l f '15, A home T v Shanacy- Yes. X Wallace- What did she say? q Shanacy-She said: Sorry, but ' MS I haven't a picture of it with me. Qnvltuf-Q-W Sleepy Wilson to Belfry- You know my girl, Rose Martin, is just like a grape-fruit. Belfry- How's that 'T' Wilson- You see every time I squeeze her she hits me in the eye. Julia Sweeting to Ducky Lowes-t'Ducky, I was just thinking' of a good joke. Ducky- For heaven's sake, Julia, get your mind off yourself. Mr. Brown to Mr. Jones- Come here, Jones, I want to have a con- fidential chat with you. Jones- A confidential chat 'T' Brown- Yes, a secret that only your best friend would let you in on. Well, I was over to your place last night. Jones- Yes, I know you enjoyed yourself. Brown- Well, listen. there was only one thing wrong. That is, there was a hair in the soup, a hair in the potatoes and a hair in the apple- sauce. Jones was astonished :- Well, my wife might have combed her hair over the soup, cleaned the comb over the potatoes, but I don't see how there could be a hair in the apples, because when my wife bought them the grocer said they were Baldwins. Rankin- Why does your girl talk so loud ? Fusee- Well, you see, she was vaccinated with a gramaphone needle. Alymer- Helen, may I have the last dance with you. 7 Helen- You've already had it. Miss Turner lin Geography Classy- Woods, what is the relation- ship between the surface and transportation of Belgium '7 Woods Cbrightlyl- Water ! Judge- You say you were struck by the accused. That is a very serious offence. Have you anything to prove it 7 Ladoceur lpointing to the discolored opticl- Yes, sure, here is an eye witness. Margaret- Do you think long skirts will ever go out '? Murclay-- Not with me.

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M. H. S. REVIEW Page Twenty-One jfnrm IIZB. Form Teacher-Miss Wallis. liepresentative--Donald Koss. Nobody but you hangs unto your troubles. Some things I am afraid of I live in constant fear, That thoughtless speech of mine shall reach A chilfl's attentive ear. I think your fears unfounded You think you'cl shock 'm, Say, If most kid's speech could ever reach Your ears, you'd faint away. A little bit goes a long way, said, MacKenzie feeding a handful of hay to a giralle. McQuay- What's good for my wife's fallen arches ? Doctor- Rubber heels. McQuay- What shall I rub them with 7 Hubbs lin barber's chairl-'fBe careful not to cut my hair too shortg people will take me for my wife. Some go to the theatre to rest their feet, others go to practice read- ing out loud. It was the Agricultural class That sallied down the hall, Miss Wallis stood beside the door To meet them one and all. They are a very happy lot Some day great people to be, In French they all will surely pass The all wise form IIB. Helen Bald- Yes, my father has contributed very raising' of the working classes. Jean Jory-mls he a socialist ? Helen Bald- No, he makes alarm clocksfl Laugh and the teacher laughs with youg Laugh and you laugh alone, The first, when the joke is the teacher's, The last, when the joke is your own. much to the